Ian Blackford (7)

American sage Mark Twain once wrote that ‘it’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than it is to open it and remove all doubt’.

Sadly for him, but gratifyingly for us, this is a lesson that MP Ian ‘Bloater’ Blackford seems to be utterly incapable of learning.

Following on from ‘Sleepy’ Joe’s election win across the pond, the barrel of lard SNP leader at Westminster has taken to Twitter (as is the thing these days) to attack President Trump. He wrote;

‘You lost. Get over it, show some grace, congratulate the winner. That’s the right thing to do. Democracy is a wonderful thing, embrace it’.

Clearly the Westminster Windsock hasn’t thought it through, or he would see the implications of his own words for himself and his party.

Or maybe he only believes in ‘democracy’ when it delivers the result that he thinks it should.

Or maybe he just doesn’t do irony.

Or maybe he really is just a stupid cunt.

Anyway Bloater, you lost, get over it.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

Gordon Brown (19)

Yes – it’s that turd again. A tartan bedroom (and if you’re lucky, you’ll get both) cunting please for the waddling, stinking tub of lard who for a brief period of madness was the Prime Minister of Britain – the man who ennobled Mandy.

These days he has to set his sights lower, and he has become Sleepy Joe Biden’s messenger boy:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8928643/Gordon-Brown-insists-Joe-Biden-great-friend-Britain.html

You will notice the “subtle” reference to Brexit (of course) – like Gaylord Adonis, he just can’t let it go, and is totally pissed he lost. Add to this cunting Dame Kweer, who has wasted no time in crawling up Biden’s decrepit arsehole. He thinks his and Biden’s parties are “sisters” – I can’t disagree there – you would never consider Kweer a brother.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Kamala Harris

As the fraudulent, stolen election enters it’s second week, let’s have a flat on her back, legs in the air cunting for Kamala “Flatback” Harris.

Instead of my usual long winded, dissertational cunting, I’m simply going to cunt the cunt and let you English cunters read the links for yourself.

“Old Flatback” got here name because she was the bought and paid for Mistress of former California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown. Willie was married at the time (albeit living separately from his wife) when he took on the young Kamalatoe as his concubine.

She was 30 years younger than the married Speaker and quit her job to be his full time mistress. He showered her with gifts of clothing, jewelry and even gave her a car. A BMW no less!

He appointed her to 2 political patronage positions where she received a combined compensation of well over $150,000 a year (in 1990s dollars.) She was always at his side and introduced to the movers and shakers of the Commiefornia Demonrat party.

There was even public speculation that they were to be married. But after Willie was elected Mayor of Sad Fagcisco, Commiefornia, he dumped “Old Flatback” and went back to his wife.

Using the “connections” she acquired while being “under” him, the tarnished and scorned concubine later ran for office in as a prosecutor. When elected she sent a message to Brown stating that if he so much as jaywalked she would prosecute him to the full extent of the law.

In her published biography, “Old Flatback” failed to even mention her old “mentor.” But in a published interview she was forced to acknowledge that her “association” with him would always be an albatross around her neck.

I bet none of you English cunters knew any of this. You sure as hell didn’t hear it in the press coverage of the election cycle. But there is a major story published in September of 2020, detailing all of it in your own reviled Daily Mail. (As well as multiple other outlets. But be advised…you do have to hunt for it as the corrupt Google algorithms have done their best to hide any reference to it. Nonetheless, Google it for yourself and you can read in great detail how this cunt rose from her knees to the very pinnacle of American politics.

So that’s the story of how a poor Markleoid form Canada…oh yes look for that too…became the heir apparent to Creepy Uncle Joe. (I know what you cunters are thinking!)

Kamala “Flatback” Harris…a true cunt if there ever was one.

NOTE: To the Admin Team; If I may be allowed to make a request. Should you deem this nomination worthy of publication, please post a picture of the young “Flatback” with her “mentor” Willie Brown.

(The £25 Amazon voucher certainly helped – DA)

https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8623781/Kamala-Harris-affair-San-Franciscos-black-mayor-Willie-Brown.html

That’s all for now but remember:

White Lives Matter
Armed Resistance
Never Surrender

Other sources include but not not limited to: Wikipedia and The New York Times

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

Foreskins

Jews don’t like em, cut em off.
And i see their point.
Mines like a carrier bag , have to roll it up like a midgets jeans.
Sometimes when having a gypsy it stops the stream of widdle and im pissing 2 jets!!

Its why I prefer pissing outdoors, once got it trapped in my zip,
Now that gets the heart racing!
And when younger a heavy handed young lady snapped my banjo string, causing fair bit of blood and me to howl like a bloodhound.
Its a liability.

On the plus side it looks like Walter Matthau without his teeth in.
Anyone else got a troubled me foreskin?
Send Admin a pic, (No! Definitely don’t send any pics of your gnarled old droopy bits, thanks – DA)
Best one wins a prize.

(Don’t be a tease DA, we all know you like dick pics – NA)

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

The Imperial War Museum.

Not to be outdone by other woke infested national organisations such as the British Museum and the National Trust, the Imperial War Museum has that it too is now seeking to trash British History. And their target is the man commonly referred to as the “Greatest Brit”, Winston Churchill himself.

We all know that Churchill was far from perfect. He suffered from depression and was a deeply flawed individual. But now the IWM are seeking to frame Churchill not as the British driving force for Victory against the Nazis and the Japs, but as a filthy racist, who hated anyone who wasn’t white. Churchill was a product of his time. He wasn’t perfect, but he stood by his principles.

After the disaster of Gallipoli, he was removed from the Admiralty, and later resigned from government and joined the Army (having previously served as an officer). He then did a tour in the trenches on the Western Front. While serving on the Belgian Front, he and his men suffered nearly THREE MONTHS of continuous shelling, and he was very nearly killed when a large piece of shrapnel landed between him and his cousin, the 9th Duke of Marlborough.

I wonder if the IWM will mention that when the inevitable report labelling him a nasty racist, homophobic, Islamophobe is published. Nah, I don’t suppose they will.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw