Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson. ‘Get Brexit Done’. ‘I will walk away with no deal’. You…lying…cunt! Four and a half fucking years since the referendum, and we are STILL engaging in bullshit with the fucking EU. This should have been done and dusted at least two years ago, and would have been if Treason May hadn’t been such a monumental twat. And now we have Johnson, apparently trying to prove that it is, in fact, HE who is the biggest cunt ever to disgrace the steps of No10 Downing Street.

He set a deadline for walking away from trade talks of the 30th June (which also happens to be my birthday. Guess which fat bastard almost ruined it?). The day came, and the spineless prick pushed the date back to the end of July. The end of July came, and the gutless fuck pushed the date back to the end of October. The end of October came, and the cowardly shite pushed it back to November 15th. November 15th came, and…seeing a pattern yet? Today is Thursday 10th December, THREE DAYS after the day he firmly, hand on heart, absolutely, definitely, guaranteed, cross my heart, will walk away with no deal. He pushed the date back to today. AND NOW the useless, fat, lying, cock sucking, pig fucking piece of shit….has pushed the deadline back YET AGAIN, to FUCKING SUNDAY. I smell Princess Pig Face’s influence here.

Then, if no progress has been made with the ‘negotiations’, we will absolutely, definitely, no more can kicking, 100% will walk away with no deal. Does anybody actually believe that this albino walrus will actually tell the EU to shove the trade deal right up its bloated arse? I fucking don’t. How can I? This sumo sized shithouse has done nothing but lie, cheat and fucking cave in all year. And not just on Brexit, but also on the Flu Manchu. He’s practically handed the reigns for that over to the Two Ronnies of Doom.

I said it with May, now I’m saying it with Jellyfish Johnson. He has got to go. Back in the first world war, a soldier displaying such levels of craven cowardice as this quivering Quisling has shown, would be tied to wooden post and shot. Maybe that’s the kick up his fat arse he needs. This obese oaf actually wants people to view him in the same way as we view Churchill. He’s more of a fucking Chamberlain. Cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

…and here’s a new one from Quick Draw

Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson and his wretched government. Not content with fucking up the economy and continually bottling out of telling the EU to fuck right off, it seems the albino walrus and his band of bastards are now intent on turning the UK, the so called ‘Mother of Democracies’, into a dictatorship. It also seems that their policy on dealing the bat flu is to follow Einstein’s definition of stupidity (doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result).

We’ve have had TWO lockdowns already, neither of which have worked, and in between, the tier system. Boris wasn’t happy with having just three tiers though, so now he’s created a fourth, which is basically a lockdown in all but name. The big problem in all this, is that Jellyfish is only listening to one point of view on the virus, all coming from self-important cunts like Vallance, Whitty and SAGE. It also turns out that, after claiming to have resigned from his government advisory role, Neil “Wrong Roy” Ferguson has actually been working for a sub group of SAGE. Given that’s he’s still involved in forming the government’s response, it’s no surprise that that response has been a complete fucking shambles.

Jellyfish is not a leader. And the image he liked to promote, of him being a loveable, bumbling rogue has now been well and truly shattered. He’s incompetent and a compulsive liar. Given that’s he’s also a serial adulterer, it shouldn’t really be a surprise that he and the truth are complete strangers. And his continual U-turns on walking away from the Brexit negotiations show that, worst of all, he’s a craven coward. Johnson is completely and utterly unfit for office.

I voted for an independent at the last general election, but I did feel a little guilty that I didn’t vote Tory. Not anymore. Boris and his government have been an absolute disgrace over the past nine months and now I would be ashamed to admit that I voted for them. If the Tories manage to win the next election, it will be a massively reduced majority, if they get a majority at all. The so called Red Wall Tories will all be out on their asses, because only the most die hard northern Tory would vote for them now. Boris has made his party toxic.

Forgot to mention, the fat cunt has also put back a decision on decriminalising non payment of the licence fee until 2022. Hopefully, the useless twat will be out of politics by then.

For a couple of hundred years Yanks have been roaming the forests and woodlands of America, armed to the teeth, and shooting at anything that moves. Thousands of people have seen Big Foot but not a single one of these trigger happy rednecks has managed to nail the bastard and produced a body.
Hmmmm……. I wonder how that happens?

(Most sightings seem occur in rural areas with high levels of moonshine production. Just sayin’ – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Pay It Forward Bollocks.

With 2020 being a cunt of a year this story passed under the cuntdar, more at home with one of those “And finally” sentimental news items added on at the end of bulletins when they have exhausted Covid hysteria.

At a drive-thru branch of Dairy Queen in Minnesota, a driver asked if he could pay for the order of the car behind him when paying for his own, the next driver was told what had happened then they decided to pay for the order of the car behind them and so on. This shit went on for two and half days and 900 hundred cars before someone grew a pair of balls and just accepted a freebee, broke the chain and fucked off, leaving the next driver to do the unthinkable and pay for their own food.

It’s not that I am against random acts of kindness but after the first few dozen cars how many people felt embarrassment or social pressure of carrying on this charade especially since this kind of lemming like behaviour is what social media thrives on?

Dairy Queen of course loved it, “I will say it over and over again, you never know who your gonna touch when you do something. We don’t know how many people we could have touched in a bigger way” said branch manager Tina Jenson. Come off it you soppy bint, it was strangers buying each other ice creams in an act of coerced charity and by car 47 wondered what the fuck they were doing.

I haven’t heard of this before and apparently it is quite common but like Halloween, baby showers and gender reveal parties imported from the US, it won’t be long before more people are “touched by kindness” in KFC drive-thru’s across the land over here.

(Given the KFC customer demographic, less touched by kindness, more knifed in the throat – NA)

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Supplemented by W. C. Boggs with this:

An act of kindness at a KFC drive-through would be for the customer with gold teeth and a Rolex to only kick you in the balls when they grab your wallet, not stab you in them.

I want to cuntinate the Vatican’s blatantly blasphemous, satanic ‘nativity display’ as a pile of demonic tosscuntwank.

Quite apart from the Fisher Price ‘aesthetic’, there’s the troubling issue of Virgin Mary holding clasped in her hands what looks like a dildo, as well as the sprat of Satan, sorry the Lord, being bestowed with flowing ginger locks… just like a certain Cretin Thundercunt, or the Bastard Love Child, sorry Bastard Love Bastard Greta of St Thundercuntbubble.

It’s OBSCENE SHIT. Throw it in a fire, on a pyre, burn it to hell and back, along with MARXIST PIECE OF SHIT POPE FRANCIS on top. The filthy, demonic, satanic, child-shagging BASTURD.

Nominated by: WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

and supported by: Cuntologist

I was going to nom this too. I have no idea what an astronaut and a masked warrior/executioner is doing in a nativity diorama in St Peter’s Square! A warrior’s purpose is to kill, something of anti-birth symbol surely? However, I read that this little executioner/warrior statue represents the Pope’s opposition to the death penalty – ok but what’s that got to do with the nativity? As for the astronaut, well all the statues were made in some art school in the 1960s and space travel was just a symbol of the times back then. Yet again, ok, but what has that got to do with the birth of Christ?

They’ve managed to socially distance the statues, so perhaps they are trying to tell us something.

Couple of links below for those interested.

https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/vatican-nativity-scene-scli-intl/index.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9055803/Vatican-ridiculed-comically-awful-nativity-scene-figures-likened-Daleks.html

Not content with free meals now it’s also free presents for “children in need”..what a load of shite. No child should need charity in this Country…there is a benefit’s system which provides for them. If the parent chooses to spend the benefits on lip-fillers and tacky tattoos, that’s tough. It’s usually a single Mother with a litter of multi-coloured,obese,ill-mannered, “got issues” brats.

All this charity shite does is encourage these inadequate parents to again think…”It’s up to someone else to look after my brood”…they believe that their responsibilities finish after getting inseminated by some chavvy druggie or Rastus after a night out on the piss with “the girls” ( a collection of hideous sows and mentally deficient slags). They have no respect for themselves,their revolting offspring or the Cunts who foot the bill for their pointless existence.

I know that a lot of the toys mentioned in the newspaper article will be cheap tat that the manufacturers will have donated to clear their shelves..if I had a warehouse full of spare toys,I’d burn the fucking lot before I gave them to charity.

Cunts…utter Cunts.

PS… “Nana Norah” (from the article) can shove her “It’s nice to be nice” mantra up her arse.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/sunderland-family-set-hand-out-19450993