Now we all know that O’Leary is a cunt, but he’s scraped the bottom of the barrel of cuntitude with his latest ad campaign, Jab and Go.

I’ve traveled extensively in my life and have flown on some shitty airlines where I thanked the almighty when we landed safely. For example Trans Andean Airways where we had a shitty old DC3 so rusty that I could look down through the rusty floor, through the rusty hull and admire the mountains below. No, I’m not kidding.

Or China Airlines where they don’t just use fucking old aging Tridents, they use Russian copies of fucking old aging Tridents.

But I’d rather fly any of those rather than Ryanair. Jab and Go FFS! Don’t these cunts realise that the countries the other end of the flight might have something to say about that? Don’t they realise that they launched their campaign whilst flights are banned?

Or perhaps they just don’t give a shit about their customers as long as they grab their money?

Yeah, that’ll be it…

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/ryanair-slammed-jab-go-advert-19532524

Nominated by: Dioclese 

Dr Zubaida Haque. This SAGE clown is currently calling for the whole of England to be unnecessarily plunged in to Tier 4. Stupid bitch. I’d never heard of her before, so I did a Google search. I couldn’t find anything to suggest that she had any qualifications in epidemiology or virology, or was even a medical doctor, but I did find this:

“Dr Zubaida Haque is the former Deputy Director of the Runnymede Trust. Zubaida has a strong research and policy background in ethnicity and inequality within education, employment, housing, health, poverty, and criminal justice areas. She has also written widely on race and crime, citizenship and integration issues. Zubaida has worked for several government departments, think tanks and universities and has participated in several national panels and commissions, including two Government-sponsored reviews of riots in Britain”.

Is it any wonder that the UK is in such a shitty state, when SAGE has unqualified gobshites like this telling the already authoritarian governement to put even MORE restrictions on our freedom and human rights? And she’s not the only one. SAGE is infested with woke shit houses, many of whom are Labour party members, and either are or were activists or candidates for elected office.

We do NOT need more lockdowns. We need to start to returning to normality. The albino walrus really needs to grow a spine and start telling SAGE, and the Two Ronnies of Doom, that their services will soon no longer be required. And Haque, can go fuck herself with a lit stick of dynamite.

(More here – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

I nominate rear window de-misters.

Is it just my car, a humble Focus, or do they all have the same fault?

You switch it on and by the time the journey is over, it might just have cleared a millimeter on either side of each ‘heating’ element. If they can fit effective front windscreen de-misters, why not at the back too?

Nominated by: mystic maven

Ok sometimes you get the option of turning them off. But my short(ish) and sweet point is this:

BBC had fake applause for the knee taking on Match of the Day this week. The campaigns are BLM and ‘Kick it (racism) out! (of football)’

This implies that the crowds are being racist. But no fucker is in the ground and I haven’t heard monkey noises in English grounds since the 70s.

Perhaps, to make this campaign more meaningful, the BBC, Sky and BT can dub fake monkey noises when blacks get the ball? Maybe have fake electronic mannequins (white male ones, of course) with their mouths moving throwing bananas at Marcus Rashford types too? They could have the mannequins wearing Brexit shirts too.

Fuck off.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

I wish to nominate commercialism in the form of Easter.

I went to the shops (Coles) on Boxing Day to stock up on gin and tonic water (farken hot here) and what do I see prominently displayed near the entrance? FUCKING hot crossed buns.

Odin’s fucking teeth and Juno’s tits! One most sincerely hopes the gates of Hell look like the entrance to Auschwitz and instead of “arbeit macht frei” say “The Jews were right you cunts”.

Nominated by: Shackledragger