For those of you can’t stomach reading The Guardian, this is about some curry-muncher who gradually lost the use of her native language as she grew up in this Country.When lockdown hit she found that when she phoned her Mother,they couldn’t understand each other. One spoke in English,the other in some tandoori-patois.

Now if the writer has grown up in this Country,gone to school,got a job on a national paper etc.,the family must have been here 30 odd years….why can’t the old bag of a Mother speak English? How much must it has cost in translators as the auld bitch wheeled herself from the benefits office to the housing office to the Doctors etc?

Immigrants should be given a year to learn English…if they don’t,they should be put on the next banana-boat home. It is thoroughly disrespectful to the host Country not to learn the native language..it shows that they have no intention of assimilating and prefer to live as if they were still in CurryLand while enjoying all the benefits provided by the host Country.

Someone should go round to the old bag’s (council-funded,no doubt) house and serve her with a deportation order….I bet she’d fucking learn English quick enough then.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/21/mother-lonely-covid-relearn-bengali-language

The modern day censorship

Noticed how often the TV news places an opaque letterbox over car licence plates ? Or blurs out individuals faces when they’re clearly breaking the law eg Partying Covidiots who should instead be shamed by exposure?

This insidious practice just makes me wonder this…. “what else are they hiding?”

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt 

Modern football is a cunt, but these cunts help to make the national game even less appealing.

My club (although with all the knee taking shite I’m losing interest), Arsenal, has loads of these imbeciles. You’ll see grown men shouting and screaming and smashing their phones at a tweet they don’t like. Grown men crying at a poor performance. Even during a fucking pandemic, the stupid fucks. We even have honky ‘experts’ in their late 30s talking like ‘a black man innit bruv, safe, I can’t lie’.

Man United have loads of these cunts too. If you’re completely mentally unstable, you can watch videos of these cunts watching the game…you can’t see it though. Just their ugly mugs talking bollocks. What sort of utter spastic would watch that for three hours? Thousands, it seems.

Not one of these cunts has come out and said the politicalization of football is wrong (knee taking, rainbow laces gayness etc). Not one has said ‘Why are clueless split arses commenting on men’s footy on the telly?’

They all toe the line and say nothing controversial. They just go full retard if they lose.

The upshot of these cunts is stuff like them getting your greatest manager ever sacked for coming 5th after finishing top 4 every year for two decades. Banners out. Protests. Now, we’re 14th with a squad costing far more than Wenger was ever given. Well done, you mugs.

I’m half hoping we go down so these cunts might fuck off and support Liverpool, Man United or Chelsea instead. Cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

(I can think of this channel for starters – DA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZH2sxpB2Kw&ab_channel=AFTV )

(BTW, There is a separate nomination for professional football pundits due to go-live in a few days. So please keep this thread for the amateur pundits – Thanks. Admin)

Another nomination of a non-expert, this time courtesy of the Longrider blog. First of all, I have no idea how put links in nominations, and I have no intention of learning. Just go to the blog and read the article. Anyway, step forward Stephen Reicher, Professor of Psychology at the University of St Andrews and member of Independent SAGE. Note, Professor of Psychology. Not Virology or Epidemiology.

He’s written a report, featured in the Grauniad, naturally, in which he argues that even Tier 4 level restrictions are not enough to fight the bat flu. Fuck me, where do they keep finding these Hitler clones? The Boys from Brazil was supposed to be a movie, turns out it’s a fucking documentary. As far as I can tell, Reicher’s proposals…even his name is German…are not just about even tougher restrictions on our freedom, they also read like a socialist manifesto. There’s lots of magic money tree spending proposals, such as moving university education on line and ensuring that ALL school children and Uni students be given free laptops and WiFi. It’s a long article, so I’m not going into detail.

The point is, I’m sick of these so called experts telling us how to live our lives. This motherfucker isn’t even a scientist, but feels entirely qualified to give advice to the government. As I said in my previous nomination, the government should now be telling these fuckwits to get back under their authoritarian rocks. Because that’s what this is actually about. It’s not about protecting people, it’s about controlling people. And as far as I’m concerned, they can suck a donkey’s cock. I’m not playing anymore.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/dec/28/covid-vaccine-uk-restrictions-independent-sage

https://www.longrider.co.uk/blog/2020/12/28/a-totalitarian-speaks-2/

Thanks to Dickie Dribbler for the two links – DA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cunt that I am I have this on as I drink my morning coffees. I sort of accepted the Remoaning bias but thought their card had been marked by Cummings and co. Perhaps now he has been fucked off they think it’s all over?

Recently I have listened to a French cunt get an easy ride over the EU position while our own politicos get roasted.

Slimy tax avoiding hypocrite cunt Hamilton was guest editor and banged on about fucking racism and how it had held the poor over-privileged cunt back.

This morning oily cunt Gove was on and was harangued about Brexit at every turn. Every question a loaded negative.

Havent they had the memo? We are out. Offski. Fucked off.

The Today programme which fondly remembers all our yesterdays in the sunny uplands of the EU. The sooner the BBC is defunded the better.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble