A limp-wristed, whoops duckie cunting please yet again for ISACs favourite faggot, little Owen who is trying to spread despondency post Brexit:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1369266/owen-jones-brexit-news-EU-trade-talks-deal-jeremy-vine-latest-VN

(including pictures that make him look quite cadavorous – being the weekend perhaps he had been well and truly reamed by some of his friends)

Medicines will be delayed, the “poor” will suffer most – little Owen working to an Adonis/Mandelson/Starmer script and it sounds no better from his mouth than it does from theirs. We have had it all before.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Natalie Morris and Faima Bakar of metro.co.uk

These cunts write that white people are “trash”, that all white people are racist, that anti-white racism doesn’t exist (the stupid cunts), that the Muslim grooming gangs are “no problem” and “a myth” (the pedo-defending cunts), that white people are all privileged – even though Morris’s dad was a wealthy TV presenter who got her a job at ITV – the hypocritical RACIST CUNT!

Nominated by: Seanie 

Supported by: Dickie Dribbler

Admin, 2 possible links for your use should you decide to run with the nom. Too many other links for Morris & Bakar on Metro.co.uk to go through to pick out any other specific articles to back up the nom claims made by Seanie (see for example https://muckrack.com/natalie-morris-1/articles)

Incidentally Morris’ dad was the late Tony Morris from ITV Granada Reports in the North West.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/04/03/media-bleating-about-muslim-rape-gangs-takes-focus-away-islamophobia/

https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/02/majority-sexual-offenders-white-men-no-muslim-problem-sexual-grooming-12451053/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

This is the headline:-
‘It’s very frustrating’: the Covid inequality dividing Blackburn

And this is what Pakistani fishmonger Zohar Mahaldar actually said:-

‘People don’t want to take responsibility for their own health, he complained. “They say, ‘but it’s written by the almighty!’ They think if it’s Allah’s will, he will protect them. But I say to them: ‘Allah also gave you a brain’.” It’s suicide not taking Covid seriously, he said: “And suicide is haram in our religion. It is not allowed.”’

Mr Mahaldar was making a point about stupidity, nothing to do with being a downtrodden BAME. But that doesnt fit this tawdry rag’s agenda. Hence the headline, so the trendy middle class white metropolitans who buy it could tut about what a racist country we are.

Written by northern editor Helen Pidd, no doubt from her ghetto in Alderley Edge.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I know it is not generally the done thing to say bad things about vegetables, but carrots are an exception that I think may well deserve a cunting.

Hard orange fuckers that take longer to cook than many other vegetables and can lead to overcooking of others eg sprouts. My Nan always used to say that they “added colour to the plate”. What a piss poor recommendation.

Another thing we we were told as nippers was that eating carrots would improve our eyesight. That turned out to be bollocks and just a trick to make us eat them.

At school we were once encouraged to grow a carrot from a carrot top placed in a saucer of water. That was crap too. Mine and my mate Bob’s carrots just rotted.

As if this list were not enough, I saw an ad on TV the other night wherein a fucking carrot was giving advice on how to shop safely during Christmas. The cunt was even wearing a fucking mask so that it din’t get Covid 19. Who in the name of all that is holy takes safety advice from a bastard carrot? Maybe that retard Hancock?

Fuck carrots, I am sticking to parsnips and swede when it comes to root veg this Christmas.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

“Pleading insanity” is a cunt, isn’t it.

Been done for a dodgy crime and going to be banged up for life?
Arrested for rape of somebody under-18?
About to be deported for a nefarious misdemeanour?
Imminently on trial for an horrific murder?

Then why not just ….. PLEAD MADNESS‼

? Make it appear as if you were possessed by somebody else❗

? Absolve yourself from all responsibility❗

? Prevent being returned to the shit-heap of a country from whence you slithered❗

? Massively mitigate your sentence❗

No need to practise the old ‘Two Pencils up the nose and pants on your head’ nonsense or even do a Hamlet. We know all the legal loopholes and have years of experience.

? Simply call Cunty & Cuntinson Legal Advisors and we’ll help you evade justice. Psychological Irresponsibility is our business. ?

? Don’t delay, feign madness today?

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous