Germany is the target for tonight. After the French getting shitty over trucks coming from the UK and the Dutch police confiscating truckers ham sandwiches, and generally showing us what dicks they are, it seems the Hermann’s have become the latest victims of a new, and terrible virus. No, not Covid, BDS or Brexit Derangement Syndrome.
BDS is caused by the realisation that the second largest contributor to your shitty, corrupt, proto-Soviet club was actually serious about leaving, and having taken their financial contribution with them, there is now a very large black hole in your proto-Soviet club’s finances. Another symptom is the realisation that the richer, remaining members of said club are going to have pay more to fill that black hole.
Well, Germany have succumbed. It started with Mutti Merkel referring to the ‘British virus’ when talking about the prevalence of the Kent variant in Deutschland, without mentioning that Kent was merely the place where the variant was first discovered, rather than where it originated.
And now, we have the Sour Krauts asking Argentina for permission for a cruise ship to dock in the Falklands, and Lufthansa suggesting it will recognise the Argies false claim that the Falklands are rightfully theirs.
It’s as petty as it is pathetic, and is done solely to slap the UK in the face, knowing full well the depth of feeling this issue generates, for having the audacity to exercise our legal and democratic right to leave the EU.
And while we’re on the subject of the Sour Krauts and the German led EU, the Republic of Ireland were recently slapped down for wanting to do its own deal with the makers of the Oxford vaccine, to ensure there was enough for their people.
The EU completely crushed that idea, even though Germany has been doing the exact same thing for the past few weeks. Rules for thee, but not for me.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
