(Desperately trying not to think of MNC – DA)
I keep seeing a couple of daft old sods who wear belts and braces.
They waddle around with their beer bellies sticking out between the braces and hovering above the belt. What´s the frigging point of wearing a belt AND braces?
Are they neurotic and insecure?
Bondage fans?
Is this the first step before taking to adult nappies?
Nominated by: Mr Polly
That bewigged petulant four eyed cunt Elton John has has a hissy fit over Brexit negotiations and musicians. In the Guardian natch.
He is demanding, no less, that they go back to negotiations because an army of lefty, luvvie, woke cunts have been fucked about by the good old EU.
He says his working in Hamburg in 1966 was a baptism of fire and that young musos will be denied the chance.
Hello? Does he think the cunts who now dominate the bland/rap ratings ever look further than mirror karaoke? Pay their dues like proper musos used to? Silly old cunt.
There are many fuck ups in the Brexit bill but this shrill, shirtlifting cunt comes way down the list.
Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble
I don’t pretend to understand how justice works, or how the Parole board can determine that a convicted killer/rapist/whatever, who has multiple convictions and is an inherent danger to society, can review a case and then declare that a cunt who has been served with “life” or 25 years, can suddenly have his sentence reduced to just a 3rd of that based on some bullshit happy-clappy formula!
I am speaking in generalisations, and therefore nothing specific, and therefore I don’t need to provide corroborative links here. But we all know many examples where cunts have been given stiff sentences only to see them reduced by a considerable margin.
And in some of those cases the cunt who gets early release will sometimes continue with his crimes, that will often end up with an innocent victim being killed.
The cunt is arrested, charged and sentenced. But what are the odds he won’t fulfill that sentence again?
Meanwhile, what of the Parole Board? Where is their accountability to the innocent victims and their families? Does anyone stand up and say “Sorry, we made a mistake?”
Of course not, other than the usual well-worn trope “Lessons must be learnt”, and they shrug their shoulders and pretend nothing happened, and lessons are never fucking learnt to stop this shit repeating itself!
Nominated by:Technocunt
20th Anniversary of the F&M Crisis
My piss is boiling at this one, the BBC is planning on commemorating the Anniversary of the announcement of the Foot and mouth crisis on the 20th February, I remember arriving back in Blighty on the 6th March 2001 after being turfed out of my home in Rhodesia, being picked up from Heathrow by my cousin and making the journey back to Pembrokeshire, we reached Gloucestershire and I remember seeing the massive funeral pyres from the motorway as we drove through the night, now I’m not an emotional man but I actually cried (and I’m not ashamed to say it) at the sight I witnessed, I saw people’s pride and joy go up in flames, people say “they had compensation” or “farmers don’t care as long as they have the money” or even worse “they get slaughtered anyway”, people who say that are utter fucking CUNTS!!!!, B liar and his cohorts deliberately destroyed lives to keep their EU “friends” happy, this was B liar’s first taste of mass destruction and he fucking loved it, so much so he moved his destructive streak to include people later in his premiership, we never had F&M in Pembrokeshire and I’m entirely grateful for that, so as this grim anniversary approaches, I shall remember the first act of hate B liar instigated against Britain and why the fucker should be strung up from the biggest sheep Holocaust the world has ever seen, quite prophetic that today we’re “tackling” a virus with an extremely high recovery rate (like FMD) but destroying livelihoods on a grander scale this time, notice how B liar is never far away when tragedy strikes, or the BBC, fuck them all!!!!
Nominated by: Captain Quimson
(We appreciate the nom, but we can’t be arsed to proof-read and break it into paragraphs – DA)
I’d like to nominate the WHO (not The Who please note!) as a bunch of (unts that are about as useful as chocolate fireguard.
The WHO, in their continual, sycophantic , @rse licking of the commie chinks are now saying that Kung Flu didn’t originate from a Wuhan laboratory.
It’s a bit like saying hydroxychloroquine doesn’t ameliorate Covid-19 symptoms because “the Orange Man lies” (never mind a clinical study that showed promise). Strangely, Trump wanted to defund the WHO for being useless f*ckwits.
Should be renamed WNSO (World New Speak Organisation). What a bunch of (unts.
Nominated by: mikdys
…and this from Angryman
I just want to nominate the World Health Organization “Investigation” Into the Covid Outbreak. Everyone was stating that it came from China, and now the Chinese are saying its a cross species disease that didnt come from them. WHO seem happy with this. Bullshit. As if the Gulags were not bad enough, we now have this. Looks like things are going to get even uglier…