Andrew Cuomo is in trouble. Accused of sexual harassment.

Clicked on it with delight. ‘Cos I don’t like him one bit. But I don’t know…one of the things said he asked a female colleague if she had slept with an older man. Obviously far too intimate a question. But is that sexual harassment? No touching at all remember. In fact not one of those accusing him have said he touched them in anyway.

No denying that a man can make a woman uncomfortable with salacious talk. But does that constitute harassment?

Nicola Sturgeon I notice is making great play about how shocked she was to hear of the sexual harassment claims about Alex Salmond. She’s said I think pointedly that Salmond hasn’t apologised to the women involved.

Well, all charges were dismissed in his case. Maybe Alex Salmond deserves an apology from the women that put him through hell for two years with the threat of jail with what you might call frivolous claims.

I know one claim was that Salmond pretended to be a Zombie in the company of a female colleague. Not very edifying for the First Minister of Scotland I grant you. In this Zombie mode he tried to kiss her. I don’t know it just seems to me a clumsy attempt at a pass. And for that you can possibly go to jail now.

In the case of Charlie Elphricke he has gone to jail. For two years.

I thought it was harsh I’ve got to be honest. The infamous quote here is ‘I’m a naughty Tory’ rubbed her breast and tried to kiss her. The only other one years later he tried to put his hand up a woman’s skirt. She rebuffed him and he stopped. That was it. Two years. Lost his job, wife, estranged from his daughter. 40 character witnesses- his lawyer appealed to the female judge ‘he has learned his lesson’. No mercy. Two years in jail. Not suspended.

I don’t know the particular circumstances. But couldn’t he have misread the situation?
Now someone like Max Clifford did deserve jailtime. Why? Because he got IT out. His ‘little winkke’ as he called it. Now we all know that crosses the line. That was definitely sexual harassment.

Mind you Max suffered a lot. His daughter has said that his enduring a freezing jail cell contributed to his death.

Not a popular opinion I wouldn’t imagine but the problem with the first three is having women in the workplace. It’s true. Or rather having men and women in the workplace. The man, the proper breadwinner, gets confused in his relationship with women colleagues. He doesn’t know if he’s been flirted with if he’s the boss.

Men aren’t always astute at reading these things. I remember myself being at work once with a woman. I was like Charlie Brown and ‘the little red head girl’. My heart beating, sweating, I didn’t know what I was doing. Yes, I was confused.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

https://news.sky.com/story/new-york-governor-andrew-cuomo-truly-and-deeply-apologises-after-sexual-harassment-claims-12235292

The rules on this do not add up or make sense.
(I feel I will be stating the obvious on this, but here I go anyway).

All places of education open this coming Monday. If I have this correct, there will be classes full of over two dozen learners, on a site of multiple classrooms. There will also be teachers, admin staff, facilities staff, etc.

Yet I can’t, nor can my youngest, sit in our living room with my dad. Our home of five people, cannot admit one person to pop round for a brew and a chat.

Admittedly, my dad has had the jabs. Me and the other half have had our first jab.

It just makes no sense whatsoever. But then nothing the government does makes any sense. Just like the pretend lockdown rules where the parks are rammed, and I have to explain to my 8 year old why she can’t go, but other families can. (Luckily she is understanding, just gets on with it, and is more hardy than most adults).

I wish a long, torturous, bubonic plague style death on twats like them who flout the rules and have no consideration for others.

Gone off topic now in my anger….d’oh!

Nominated by: Andrew Davenport

Veganuary and it’s dipshit supporters are getting a nomination. Apparently, it’s a thing now that January is promoted by insufferable vegans as “Veganuary”. We’re all expected to give up eating meat for an entire month, to make vegans feel even more smug and superior than they already do. Unfortunately for them, this years event was even less successful than last year. New data has shown that meat sales were up 15 percent on last years “Veganuary”. I bet the little fuckers are crying into their soy lattes on hearing that. 580,000 people worldwide signed up to this bullshit. That’s out of a global population in excess of 7 billion, so it clearly isn’t that popular.

I have no problem with people not wanting to eat meat. It’s your body, it’s up to you what you put in it. My problem, is that vegetarians, particularly vegans, think they’re are perfectly entitled to tell those of whose who do eat meat, to stop. Well, they’re not. It’s none of their fucking business what other people eat. It’s nobody’s business what I choose to eat. If I want to eat four bacon muffins, followed by a 20oz steak and lamb chops, that’s up to me. And if you get in my face, or try to lecture me about how evil I am for eating meat, I will feel perfectly entitled, and entirely justified, with punching you in the face. Really hard.

A lot of vegans are the shittiest people on the face of the Earth. The sort of cunts who invade the meat aisles of superstores and harass people who are going about their lawful business. Some of these cunts have even resorted to violence. So, I’m quite happy to say Fuck Vegans. Fuck Veganuary. Vegans are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

It’s time for for a gert-lush-alright-me-babba- cider-I-up-landlord cunting for Bristol City Council.

Get those cheque books out boys because it’s reparations time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CleoDanceBaton/status/1366730970183966722

I now.have three questions:

1) Which bods will receive the reparations?
2) Which bods will pay the reparations? I very much doubt the honkies who benefited from the slave trade will pay a penny.
3) Why did the woman who narrated the film in the Twitter link adopt an accent straight out of the deep south of Merica when she grew up in the same city as Vicky Pollard.

Answers on a postcard please.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/mar/02/bristol-council-calls-for-parliamentary-inquiry-on-slavery-reparations

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

TV Shows, “Traffic Cops” and “Police Interceptors”

I’m not nominating the boys in blue for a cunting. I’m sure some other twat will do that.

I watch these programmes with increasing dismay at the pathetic, limp-wristed slaps these criminals get by way of a sentence when found/pleaded guilty in court.

So this is for the fucking pathetic sentencing guidelines, that allow these destroyers of peace of mind out on the streets to wreak more mayhem and distress.

Try explaining to your mugged 11 year old that the naughty boys will be out in a few hours to do it again, not mention threatening her if she “grasses”

Praise the Lord and pass the bullets.

I’m cunting our justice ( but only just ) system.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest