Captain Tom’s family are greedy cunts.

It appears what he did was not enough. Now these greedy cunts want another challenge. I am sure his daughter has something to do with the charity where she makes a tidy sum. I could be wrong but either way fuck off with this sanctimonious, virtue signalling bollocks.

Most people have been affected by the pandemic and don’t/can’t give money as they may not have enough just to get by.

Please fuck off and stop making up shite challenges. Your time is over. FUCK OFF.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56641436

Nominated by: AsItIs 

and seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I will second this one.

You might have know the parasites would circle poor old Sir Tom like starved Buzzards round a dying pie gorged Priti Patel.

This is the issue you see and just like the Clap for Cunts women, once they get a taste of fame, they just need more, like a drug really.

I have changed my mind on the whole Sir Tom thing, he was a mighty fine fellow but I got this muddled with all the flesh eating worms and publicity seekers surrounding him.

I hope these tit swingers will soon be forgotten but Tom remembered. I want that Tom action figure of the old cunt circling his veg patch and I want it now.

RIP Tom

Yes, that’s right the can of drink called Vimto. Yeuch.

Who buys this and why is it a thing? How do they make money from this hideous stuff? Must be money laundering. Think of all the other drinks out there, Cream of Soda, Lemonade, anything but Vimto.

I don’t even buy soft drinks anymore but was just watching Usain Bolt do a taste test on You Tube which involved Vimto and I remembered the sad day when I was 11 and tried the stuff and spat it out.

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

A fit for a queen cunting for yet another closet poofter, Grayling, who has compared piles of debris, rubbish and beer cans to both Brexit AND those who voted for it:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1417745/Brexit-news-Rejoiner-A-C-Grayling-rubbish-picture-Leave-voters-sparks-row

Perhaps the silly old cunt has refused his Covid vaccinations, or else he has had both and doesn’t give a fuck about all the poor sods in Europe, who have not yet had even one, thanks to the fuck-ups perpetrated by Von Leyen, Napoleon Macron and Adolf Merkel,.

Just like Anthony Blair, who likes to be known as “Tony” to give an illusion of popularity, long disputed, so up their own arse snobby queens like Grayling like to give the illusion of great learning by using just their initials (A.C. probably stands for Alice Charlotte) – usually entirely spurious, like my old headmaster of many decades ago, a snivelling wreck of an old cunt, who was in a race between retirement and the Delirium Tremens. (The DTs won by a short head btw).

Who does this old fucker think he is impugning the characters of the 17 million people plus who don’t agree with him. It would have been bad enough before the Covid fuck-up and the temper tantrums of Von Leyen and co, now he looks a weak foolish old man, and by the look of him, he is in the first stages of Alzheimer’s, if his memory span is so short. Sack the old shitstain.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Vandals are mindless cunts.

This poor sod Tony Foulds has looked after a memorial to American airmen in Sheffield for years. I understand, as a kid he watched the plane fly overhead and crash into nearby woods. He was convinced the pilot wanted to avoid him and lost his and the crews lives. As a tribute he’s tended a memorial for donkeys years as a tribute to the brave airmen that fought in the war.

Well all know it was a lovely hot day yesterday and the park where the memorial is was rammed with cunts drinking and generally fucking around. Some utter depraved wanker(s) have chose to damage this memorial leaving the poor old bugger in tears.

I absolutely despair at some people, words fail me. What can these toe-rags possibly get from doing that? They need to be made to repair the damage then put in the stocks on a busy market day with a sign saying ‘I’m a cunt, I damaged a precious memorial for no reason, feel free to throw shit at me and kick me in the bollocks’ then jail for a while whilst they contemplate their pathetic existence.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/i-just-cant-understand-some-people-tony-foulds-devastated-after-vandals-damage-mi-amigo-memorial-3185629

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Amigo_memorial

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious