(One for the seat-sniffers out there to welcome the first day of May! – DA)

A cunting for cyclists again because they are cunts, these fuckers are cunts, they block the road, slow you down, then film you trying to get past and the cunts report you to the law and give them the evidence.

These pricks slow you down to the point were you have to get a riggle on to get around the fat fuckers on the virge of a heart attack riding tree abreast up any given hill in Wales, chatting like old women.

These cunts have been given to much slack now, so they have gone from cunts to ubacunts.

Wankers pulling caravans up mountains in Mondeos are bad enough but cunt cyclists are much worse.

Holding up traffic while you chat should be an instant slappable offence in my book,
wheelieing past them at speed isnt wise, but is understandable, however this rider then lied to plod and is now in prison, but when he gets out i strongly suspect there will be a few lycra clad dead bodies and trashed bikes found chucked off mountains in Wales next year and i for one wont be shedding a tear for these cunts, fuck em.

The militant pricks have branded all cyclists as cunts, even the ones who arnt cunts, which is unfortunate for them, but such is life….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(A nice hole in one, to finish off April – DA)

Are intolerant useless Cunts.

Some time ago I cunted golfers. They are cunts I know I’m one. Now this cunting is for the middle aged hags that frequent golf courses up and down the country. Not the fit chicks that play the pofessional game.

They are :-

Useless as players, with the new handicap system they are allowed handicaps up to 60+ FFS you could score 60 over par walking round with a putter. I have pared our 18th hole using just a putter tee to cup.

Slow players hold everyone else up by being shit and taking a million shots and talking about their Tenna lady products. Have a whole hour mid morning (most popular time) especially for them only just to play.

Arrogant bastards always looking for an argument.

“A female golfer has been suspended and two others have resigned as members after becoming embroiled in a row in which a breastfeeding mother was told her actions were ‘putting them off their food’.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3165034/One-female-golfer-suspended-two-quit-club-row-claims-told-breastfeeding-woman-clubhouse-putting-food.html

Now I’m not big on tit feeding in public, but fuck me you can look the other way. This story just highlights their need for an argument.

They are spoilsport cunts and need to fuck off back to the kitchen.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

A slow handclap please for the senior management of the East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, who persecuted nurse, Leone Harris for the crime of saving a life.

She didn’t follow hospital protocol and was subsequently persecuted and persude by the hospital suits over a period of 4 years.

Link to story here.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

(** Late correction thanks to Lord Biryani, who pointed out it was East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, and not East Lincolnshire Hospitals Trust. Thanks – DA)

It’s that time of the year again – time for ISACS regular drubbing of the bizarre woke festival known as The Oscars.

This tear the Oscars attracted an audience of 9.85 million tv viewers. In 2020 the audience was 26.3 million and the year before that it was 30 million. By any calculation that’s a huge and humiliating decline.

Why is that, I wonder? COVID may be part of the reason but viewing figures started to decline before COVID struck. Could it be connected with any of the following past glories of the ceremony –

– In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith, Spike Lee and others boycotted the ceremony over the lack of nominations for black talent? It didn’t occur to them that that’s because there wasn’t any black talent.

– In 2016 viewers were treated to the spectacle of Lady Gaga singing a song about the alleged rape crisis on American campuses. What a groovy, feel good number that was!

– Also in 2016, Leonardo DiCaprio in his Best Actor speech felt the need to lecture the plebs on climate change. He forgot to mention that he’d flown into the ceremony by private jet.

– The 2017 Oscars was an orgy of indignant Trump bashing. Jimmy Kimmel opened that year’s ceremony by saying “This is being watched live by millions of people in 225 countries that now hate us.’ I bet that went down well with the millions of ordinary Americans that had voted for Trump, mostly to get rid of a hopelessly out of touch establishment that refuses to take their concerns seriously.

– At recent ceremonies luvvies took potshots at Trump over the border crisis and the disgraceful spectacle of ‘kids in cages’. ‘There are no borders… that can restrain ingenuity and talent’, said Javier Bardem at the 2019 ceremony to wild applause from the diamond encrusted audience. Funnily enough there was no mention of that this year, even though there are more immigrant kids in cages under Biden than there were under Trump.

– MeToo, the race issue, the alleged climate-change apocalypse, borders, the wickedness of Trump. The Oscars are full of this shite.

The Oscars are no more than a smug, self-congratulatory, hypocritical, virtue signalling woke pile of cunt.

I’ll leave the last word to Ricky Gervaise – “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, thank your god, and fuck off.’

Amen to that.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

The Green agenda and climate change.

So all the cunts in power are getting together to shaft normal people up the arse again. Senile old Biden and Doris are on their high horse telling us were all going “carbon neutral” .

Obviously it wont cost them a penny. India and China arnt on board so its just the working class in the West who will have to pickup the bill. £ trillions. Sums of money so vast the human brain cannot even imagine. Fuck off.

Fossil fuels are the only reason were not all dead by 30. Stick your green agenda up your arse. Where is the opposition to this lunacy? Where can we vote against it. Looks like its another eu type stitch up where no one has a choice.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: smugcunt 

and seconded by: mikdys

This. Accepting that CO2 emissions really are the harbinger of doom, and that there is a need for reduction, then were the UK to stop all emissions completely that would reduce the total by a measly 1% (.37GT) while China continue to happily pump out 30% of the total (10.06 GT).

If this CO2 shit really is true then we are all fucked anyway, thanks to the likes of China, so what is the point of ruining what little time we have left and spending our remaining years in misery pissing money away for sweet fuck all return? It’s absolutely pointless.

Yet, all the political cunts support this bullcrap. There is no alternative to vote for. Local elections are coming up – vote “none of the above” and let’s try to send the cunts a message.

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/each-countrys-share-co2-emissions