Apparently giving a nice ‘good afternoon ladies and gentlemen’ is offensive in 2021 to ‘non-binary’ people. Well maybe just say it in the mornings when those jobless students are still in bed?

How about ‘Good afternoon you cunts’. The company apologised for this. Seriously. What an attention seeking cunt looking for outrage at any time.

Personally I am going to demand on social media that Pulp reissue the album ‘His N Hers’ as ‘His, Hers & Whatever that is’ to cause less offense.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14947366/train-firm-apologises-non-binary-ladies-gentlemen-announcement/

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

…and this from Hard Brexit Cunt

A non-binary snowflake from the alphabet soup world of LGBTQ- called Laurence is a cunt.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14947366/train-firm-apologises-non-binary-ladies-gentlemen-announcement/

The conductor/guard (none of this train manager bollocks) on an LNER service commenced an announcement with the words “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys, and girls”. This upset sensitive Laurence who, like all delicate snowflakes, took to Twitter to declare that “as a non-binary person this announcement doesn’t actually apply to me so I won’t listen”.

For fuck’s sake, this cunt needs a biology lesson – there are two sexes: male and female. It may identify as non-binary but if ‘he’ takes off his trousers and drops his pants he will discover that where he imagines a vulva to be on even days of the month there is actually a micro-penis.

Some silly cunt from LNER responded with a tweet saying that “I will ensure that they remain inclusive as we try to be at LNER”. So next time you travel with LNER, don’t be surprised for announcements to begin with “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cunts and fucking freaks…”

Somebody else responded with: “My Dad was a train driver. If someone ‘non-binary’ tried kicking off at him over a tannoy announcement addressing passengers as ‘ladies and gentlemen”, I’m sure he’d have rightly told them to identify as a car and drive themselves the f*ck home.” At least there is some hope beyond IsAC.

Amazon delivery drivers are lazy cunts!
Doorbell goes and its some cunt holding a stack of parcels for every other bastard in the street.
“Can you take these for numbers 41 53 66 etc etc..

No FUCK OFF AND DIE!!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

The British Armed Forces

Apparently vegan soldiers and airmen are despondent due to the lack of vegan meal options in the Armed Forces. To add insult to injury, woke servicemen are also having to buy their own vegan Doc Martens (is there such a thing? – Ed.) because they cannot in all conscience wear the standard issue leather boots.

Quite right too!

A Vegan Society spokesperson bleated:

“Vegans in the UK, whether they serve in the British Forces or not, have the protection of human rights and equality law. Employers must do everything they can to remove any observed disadvantages faced by vegans. The Vegan Society has heard first-hand from those serving in the Army and RAF who have struggled, not only when it comes to the food on offer but also with uniforms, some having to buy vegan footwear at their own expense!

“These barriers not only make it more difficult for those already following a vegan lifestyle but also have the potential to put off those in the British Forces that are keen to give veganism a go.”

Pro-vegan Jo Foster, claiming to have inside knowledge of the Marines, informed your intrepid ISAC reporter that one Royal Marines training exercise ends with the slaughter and eating of a live rabbit or chicken.

“I didn’t join the Marines to kill rabbits and chickens”, whined Jo, “I signed up to kill people!”

A spokesperson for The Guild of Uphill Gardeners said:

“Guild president Gladimir Putin is quaking in his size 7 Pride issue marching boots.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9570595/Soldiers-moan-lack-plant-based-options-Armed-Forces.html

This Country Is Finished.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

Yet another cunting for this vacuous, cretinous looking arsehole, who is “celebrating” his second term as London Mayor (I doubt many sane Londoners are!) by unveiling a piece of art for Piccadilly Circus underground station – created, if that be the word, by ageing shirtlifter David Hockney, who at 83 seems to be well into his second childhood:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/57092749

What a piece of shit! – but with the old nancy boy’s name attached to it you an be sure it came with a hefty price tag.

To think that little fucker does sod all about the rising knife crime in London, but an turn his attention to puerile daubings like this. Hockney and Khan ought to be sent back to infant school to learn how to draw and – who knows, if they stay long enough? – just a little bit of basic education. By the way, Sadiq, for a bus driver’s son, you are a rotten art critic.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

If you are not willing to use the talents, aptitude, intelligence, and assets at your disposal to make a life for yourself, you have another option.
Victimhood.
(I know it’s not a real word so don’t get pedantic on me)
This allows you to be as big a cunt as you can. You can impose on the world to feel sorry for you because you have had your chances to be all you feel you should be taken from you somehow.
We are expected to automatically extend to you special consideration and privileges because you claim to have been wronged something or someone.
You feel that you are a product of real or imagined unfairness.
You wield power over and seek to bludgeon the rest of us into agreement with your claims and accommodate you in every way YOU feel you deserve.
To you I say this:
We are ALL victims of something because we live in an unfair world.
You are choosing a lazy and weak path.
You are a victim of your own desire to take an easy path and don’t give a fuck about anyone but your own worthless self.
Don’t expect me or any other productive person to bow to your requirements.
People like you who play this card make me sick and I see the world being MUCH better off without you.
You are a cancerous boil on the ass of this world and need to be lanced and cut out with a mellonballer you CUNT!!
These vermin make my head explode. Below is a link to a story about Harry. The “victim” that prompted this cunting:

https://mol.im/a/9575117

Cunt is as cunt does.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains