A music for bed wetters cunting, mainly for right on snowflake Chris Martin but also his band Coldplay if I may.
This irritating cunt has polluted the airwaves with his middle of the road crap music for far too long.

A man with the ability to seemingly rip off or sound like every other cunt for 20 odd years, whilst subjecting us to vocals as piss weak as soggy cardboard.

When these lot came along in 1999-2000, I will admit to enjoying their first offering and (probably) best song ‘Shiver’ which despite borrowing heavily from the Radiohead/Jeff Buckley mid 90s guitar sound – was still in my opinion, a descent song.

Since then, and with ever growing tedium, this cunt has been plagurising any cunt and every cunt while trying to appear ‘cool’ by hanging around with cunts like Jay-Z.
Virtue signalling his raisin sized bollocks off with the fair trade shite scrawled all over his hands.

Tried his hand at the whole vacuous Hollywood sleb couple thing with Gwyneth fucking Paltrow, calling their daughter fucking ‘Apple’ and then there was the ‘uncoupling’ cuntishness after she binned the whining cunt off.

Which brings me to his latest offering ‘Higher Power’ which is yet more hopping about on one foot, reaching for the sky in multi coloured clothes bollocks.

A mixture of ripping off Don Henley’s Boys of Summer and a pop song from last year called Blinding Lights, by a band called The Weekend.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXgf5smLEgQ

Not unlike U2 and Bono, Coldplay are a turd that refuses to flush.

Chris Martin – you sir and your band, are indeed – a Cunt.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

I hereby nominate Sean O’Grady as a grade A cunt. This loathsome cretin meets all my criteria for nomination, namely:
1. Is a marxist piece of shit
2. Assumes the moral high ground, irrespective of facts.
3. Has a shit eating smile and is a chinless inbred (ok that was ad hominem but indulge me my venom)
4. Pontificates about serious medical matters that trample rights that have been prized from the hands of a contemptuous elite over many centuries.
5. Writes for the “Independent”
6. Appeals to wokers, progressives and morons in general.
Sean O’Grady believes in medical tyranny and fulfils all the check boxes of being a clinical imbecile.

Nominated by: Conny Cock Quaffer III

Helpful link provided by: W. C., Boggs

He has tried to give a boost to this fading o;d Blairite trollop:

https://www.independent.co.uk/independentpremium/rachel-reeves-shadow-chancellor-profile-b1848364.html

Look at the old tart – it’s Sunset Boulevard all over again (“I;m ready for my close=up now, Mr. DeMille”). The look of disain suggests she has just stepped off a reverse cowgirl from John Prescott.

I’d say O’Grady passes the test for an egregious cunt of the first water.

(So many smug cunts: so little time. If ever I was hoping for a trapdoor to open into a piranha infested tank, this would be the moment! – DA)

I was looking for a report on Hull City’s top goal scorer Chris Chilton. Needless to say didn’t find one on aunty ali beeb. Obviously not woke enough for the modern puff adders rug munchers complainers and knee bending cunts that frequent this media source.

What I did find was the picture and it got me wondering if so a large gathering of highly paid useless woke excuse making cunts as ever been taken before. Fuck me I had to go to the bog on seeing it to chuck up, before writing this.

I would obviously like to cunt Bias bastards football commentating cunts but would be intrigued if a more highly paid useless bunch of cunts as been caught in the same picture.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Rhiannon Spear is a member of the SNP (Scottish Nazi Party) and a councillor in Junkie City (formerly known as Glasgow). Additionally, she is the SNP’s national women’s convener (whatever that is). She is, like most members of the SNP, a spiteful little cunt.

After the UK, the most successful music producer in the west after the USA, once again scored nul points at the absurd Eurovision Shitfest Competition, Spear sent out a nasty tweet saying, “It’s ok Europe we hate the United Kingdom too. Love, Scotland.”

This resulted in a lot of ire being redirected back to her, quite rightly. But Spear was unrepentant and urged her critics to “have a word with yourself” and attacked UK Government policies. Presumably one of the policies she attacked was the over generous Barnett Formula which allows Scotland to misuse UK money on an industrial scale? No.

Eventually Spear was forced to delete her tweet – no doubt reluctantly.

This is what happens after years of giving taxpayer money and benefits to Scotland. When you pay people to be poor, you get hatred and resentment in response. No amount of English tax-payer subsidies will make Scotland prosperous or pull them of their national intellectual, cultural or moral decline. Instead, it creates cunts like Rhiannon Spear.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/we-hate-the-uk-too-snp-councillor-criticised-over-abhorrent-eurovision-tweet-3247173

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

It really does boil every liquid in my body when sleb chefs mispronounce simple foods.

The worst one is avocado,which Angela Hartnett so elegantly fucks up by calling it an “advocado”.If she was the hip type, I’m sure she’d ask for “smashed advo on toast” the cunt.

What’s so difficult about avocado ? It’s not a long word.

Another cunt is James Martin with aubergine, which he calls “ orbagine”.
If you’re on the tellybox, you would think that you would make sure that you say things properly, so you don’t look and sound a proper cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe