Vince Cable (7)

Vince of the globalist Cabal has been elected new leader of the Lib Dumbs.

All hail Vince!  So another political pygmy fills the old boots of such ‘giants’ as Timmy Garlic Head Far-rong and previously before him, Smeggy Cleggy. However, the only boots this trio are really keen to fill are their own. A bit like those big stockings of Santa’s, stuffed full with goodies. Their Christmas wish list has, as many as possible, of those red bits of decorative paper with the Queen’s head on them.

So, what new policy revelations and ideas can we hope for?  Well cunters, don’t hold your breaths…..it’s more of the same old pony. One trick and crap.

So another round of anti-Brexit and anti-democratic sabotage. What a fucking yawn. Vince, has promised to try and derail Brexit with his total of 12 Lib Dumb apostles including himself. Anyway, I have news for him and his party of poopers (especially little Timmy the Christian) that Jesus is not going to show up anytime soon for his second coming, if he knows those 12 Judas’s are waiting for him.

What’s hilarious, if it wasn’t so serious, are that these cunts call themselves Liberal Democrats.  This gives the misleading impression of them actually supporting democracy.

So, Vince me old unfaithful, buy a dictionary and look up the meaning of the word ‘democracy’ – from the Greek – and understand it means ‘rule of the people’.  A concept strangely lost on you and your fellow dumb ‘liberals’.

Lastly, Vince of the Cabal, we wish you luck in supplanting Timmy Far-rong as Cunt of the Year for 2017. You have five months to get upto full cuntispeed before the votes are counted and the winner is announced. In case you don’t get the result you wanted, would you like us to re-run it……and re-run it…..and re-run it…….until you do?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Tony Blair [12]

Tony B.Liar is the pinnacle of cuntishness!

Wickle Timmy Farron has nothing on this cunt in the cunt stakes!

From 1997-2007 this cunt ruined the UK and who only got out when he did because he probably had the “inside line” on the impending world financial collapse. Snakey cunt!

When Labour took over in 1997 – under this cunt – the Connies had left the economy in a decent state. When the Connies (and LibDem hangers on) got back in, Captain Scarlet (Alistair mono-brow Darling) left a note in the treasury dispatch box: “Good luck! There’s nothing left!”

That is the disaster that was “New Labour” with the “Old Labour” mantra of borrow-spend-borrow-spend…repeat.

I have no issue with public spending when it is to serve the whole of society with infrastructure projects and the like but “New Labour” spending was a master class in pissing money away on pointless exercises and – most gauling of all – the undeserving! Don’t want to work? Fine “New Labour” will provide by taxing folk prepared to work and then borrowing from the state when other people’s money had run out!

Instead of forcing lazy cunts into work to do these jobs that “nobody else wants to do” with a carrot and/or stick (whichever you prefer) legislation of “no work, no money” he instead allowed the bone idle to live well courtesy of Benefits Britain.

However some cunt needed to do these jobs and so that was easily solved – courtesy of “New Labour” – by letting every other cunt from the EU backwoods come over and do them!

Who cares if we overburden housing, education and the NHS in the long term…not our Tony that’s for sure. And here we are with the immigration nightmare that we have now – all under the tenure of the Right Horrible Tony B.Liar!

Now this cunt is back and looking to get back into ruining the country’s economy all over again. And all so he, and his untrustworthy mob of hangers-on, can sup at the teat of the EU!

That’s all this is B.Liar YOU CUNT! You didn’t give a shit about this country during your tenure, you care less about it now (interfering with democracy), this is all about lining your pockets, the pockets of your minions and your QC wife at the expense of ordinary folk fed up with cunts like YOU! Cunts like EU!!!

Hey Tony, why don’t you just fuck right off with your interference and give this country a chance to be great in its own right again without having to pander and cowtow to those uber-cunts in the EU!

No one wants to see your miserable fucking face on TV let alone anywhere near the House of Commons or House of Lords, so please take this as a friendly hint from a hard-working average Joe, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT! You’re no longer welcome in any political capacity in this country. Cunt!

Nominated by Rebel without a cunt

After beavering away behind the scenes to derail brexit I see ISAC hall of famer Blair has popped his head over the parapet, according to him the EU would do a deal on freedom of movement as long as we stayed in the EU?, a clear effort at divide and conquer, FMOP was a big driver for the leave vote and blairs intimation that the EU would do a deal is cynical and has Brussels dabs all over it, i personally I don’t buy into any of it….

Nominated by Quislings

I believe that Tony Blair is the biggest cunt alive.

There are evil cunts on a par with him but they eventually go away.
Some voluntary, but not this cunt.

Saying brexit nearly made him reenter politics, but he never, so why is he discussing brexit with EU leaders ?
Also, i find it patronizing that he thinks we’re that thick that this mass murderer and all round bad guy thinks we need him to save us from ourselves.

Tony Blair, biggest cunt alive.
Maybe ever ?

Nominated by Birdman

European Union (2)

I’ve been meaning to do this for a while. I’m nominating the EU. It likes to portray itself as a benign organisation. One big, happy family where everyone is at peace and everything is perfect. It’s complete bullshit of course, as their behaviour since the UK voted to leave has proven more than once. The majority of the voting British people voted out, because the EU was treating us like shit, and we were sick of it.

Ever since that vote, various members of the EU ‘elite’, have made statements that contained threats, both veiled and otherwise, naked contempt, outright hostility and/or sarcastic remarks. Why would they do that if the EU was as benign as they make out? They wouldn’t. The fact is though, the EU is actually quite a malign, insidious organisation, whose only aim is to gather as much power as possible for a few unelected people. A bit like the old Soviet Union, only more secretive.

That brings me to another reason we voted to leave, the lack of democracy. Sure, we get to vote for MEP’s, but how much use are they really? They don’t don’t make any decisions. Only the likes of Juncker and Tusk get to do that, and we’re not allowed to vote them into their positions in free and fair elections. Which means that EU democracy is nothing more than an illusion. And there’s another thing. Not a single person ever voted to join a pan-European political organisation, with dreams of nationhood. It was initially sold as being nothing more than a trading bloc, though we know now that was a lie.

The UK has been the EU’s second largest financial contributor, pretty much since the EU was formed, and THAT has been the EU’s only use for us. It surprises me, that the likes of Juncker and Tusk would seemingly be so offended that the British people finally got sick of them treating us with increasingly naked contempt. What the fuck did they think would happen?

For twenty years or more, various EU ‘leaders’ have laughed at us, threatened us, belittled and humiliated us. Did they seriously think we wouldn’t reach a point where we decided enough is enough? And ever since June last year, aided by the Quislings here in the UK, we’ve had dire warnings that the UK will collapse without the EU, well that’s bullshit. If anything, it’s the other way around. Without us, there will be a massive black hole in the EU’s finances. And the EU’s ineptitude when it comes to handling money, they’ll have a very hard time fixing it. That’s why they’re demanding we pay an £80 billion “divorce” settlement.

The stated intention of the EU, is to punish the UK for daring to leave. It’s supposed to be a deterrent to other nations, like Hungary and the Czech Republic who are unhappy with the way they’re being treated by the EU. It won’t work. The more they try to grab to power from national governments, the more countries, especially those in Eastern Europe, will fight back.

Then sensible thing for the EU would be to negotiate a deal that is fair both them and the UK, but they’re so obsessed with keeping the EU together without reform, that they’d rather shoot themselves in the head than act in a mature, responsible manner. Well fuck ’em. We have the option to walk away from the EU right now, and we should exercise that option. Wave goodbye right now. The EU is just 27 countries, not including us, out of a planet of 196 countries. If they won’t work with us, plenty of others will.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.

Theresa May (8)

She said all the immigrants that have been in the UK for five years are still able to bring any family that wants to come to the UK and they can stay permanently after five years.
They will receive all the benefits , pensions, dole and health care, just like BRITISH CITIZENS.

But they are not British citizens and in my view , shouldn’t be entitled to anything of the sort.

The UK is not America, its not a massive country that was built on immigration.
Britain is a small island that has or had its own values and is full.
Even if it wasn’t full, its not on that we are being forced to change everything that we were taught our country was.

May also said immigrants are vital to our economy.
Strange, as i know Brits who are unemployed, but no one seems to think that they could be vital to our economy.

I hoped Teresa May would be a good UN’, but she’s not, she’s weak.

Nominated by birdman.

Chuka Umunna (2)

I would like to nominate Chuka U-moaner for a well deserved cunting.

On Thursday night, he attempted to lead a 49 MP revolt against Brexit, to table amendments to the Queen’s Speech,  which resulted in Cor-blimey canning 3 of his Shadow Cabinet. Fortunately, he failed to push through a ‘soft’ Brexit. i.e NO BREXIT.

This is the same MP who for two years sat on the backbenches after he resigned as Shadow Business Secretary in 2015 due to differences with Cor-blimey. Yet, after Labour’s better than expected performance in the General Election he offered to put himself forward for a Shadow Cabinet post. He was not taken up on his offer.

So let me get this right. Did he pull this stunt as revenge for not being offered a post? Or did he plan to act as a Trojan Horse if he was appointed?

A liar.. er….lawyer..by trade and a student of the B.Liar Academy of Political Skulduggery and Weasel Words he has been trained well. That remoaning, fantasist (never of the real world), Rowling woman would be proud of his work, most worthy of the darker elements of Hogwarts.

This ‘crime’ scene bears the grubby fingerprints of Teflon Tone, The Prince of Darkness and  A. Scumball all over  it. The Unholy Trinity is never far  from the action where  either  anti-Brexit attacks or sabotaging the Labour Party are concerned. It would seem they are gearing up to commit fresh attrocities against Brexit.

I know this is not a popular view here – defending Cor-blimey – but at least he did not cave into his mutineers and took decisive action against the rebels in his Shadow Cabinet. He is respecting the will of the people on the Brexit issue (at least) and I suspect, upholding his own deeply held anti-E.U beliefs.

At this rate, what with Mavis May wobbling and folding to E.U demands like a cheap suit while surrounded by the sniping Lib Dumb and SNP, lackey, brown nosers of the EU,   Cor-blimey may turn out to be the only political leader who would actually see Brexit through to its democratic conclusion – a genuine exit.

These are most strange times we live in.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.