If only one of the wankerish gags on that shite programme could go wrong and then he and his two cuntish bum chums could be burnt alive in an Austin Allegro. This useless arsehole could only have made it onto the idiot box through the BBC. How else?
He’s a loathsome fat cunt. CUNT.
Nominated by: MonsieurCnut
Nominated by: London cunt
“Why am I here? Am I a danger?” Too fucking right, you are.
“I’m supported by my wife and friends. My wife isn’t here today.”
Dave Lee Travis – the hairy cuntflake.
Nominated by: Rolf’s didgeri didn’t
Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?
Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.
We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?
CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
A talentless bint who thinks she can lecture the world about all sorts of meaningless shit because some cock-holster at the bastard BBC was daft enough to give her a fucking microphone and a video crew.
I’d like to stick that microphone right down her patronising fucking throat and shut the thick cunt up.
Nominated by : Termujin
( And she’s from Luton so ’nuff said… )