David Attenborough

Posted on October 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

David Attenborough is always scurrying around in bushes, spying on animals copulating. I mean it’s just not right, is it? Fucking bad enough we have to listen to twat rambling on about the life cycle of the lesser crested newt, but at least you know what your going to get if you want to watch one of his programmes, which are brilliant in spite of the pompous dick and not because of him.

I suppose all that zoological stuff is right enough, if you like that sort of thing. What pisses me off is the fact that, because he has become a multi millionaire by milking the Beeb for nigh on fifty years he thinks I give a fuck what he thinks about politics and world affairs. ‘Cause I don’t. Not one, little, fucking bit.

Nominated by: Termujin

Selena Scott

Posted on September 30, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’ve just taken a moment to sit here and think, ‘who is a cunt, of all the people over the years who you have despised, who do you think is the biggest cunt of them all?’

And there’s one name who has beaten them all, consistently over the decades….

Selena Scott.

She makes my fucking skin crawl to this day.

Nominated by: Dan

( Not looking quite so glamourous these days either, is she? Ed. )

James May

Posted on September 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

James May is fat, talentless, annoying, retarded and totally unfunny, fat headed, smug cunt of the highest order.

If only one of the wankerish gags on that shite programme could go wrong and then he and his two cuntish bum chums could be burnt alive in an Austin Allegro. This useless arsehole could only have made it onto the idiot box through the BBC. How else?

He’s a loathsome fat cunt. CUNT.

Nominated by: MonsieurCnut