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Selena Scott

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I’ve just taken a moment to sit here and think, ‘who is a cunt, of all the people over the years who you have despised, who do you think is the biggest cunt of them all?’

And there’s one name who has beaten them all, consistently over the decades….

Selena Scott.

She makes my fucking skin crawl to this day.

Nominated by: Dan

( Not looking quite so glamourous these days either, is she? Ed. )

James May

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James May

James May is fat, talentless, annoying, retarded and totally unfunny, fat headed, smug cunt of the highest order.

If only one of the wankerish gags on that shite programme could go wrong and then he and his two cuntish bum chums could be burnt alive in an Austin Allegro. This useless arsehole could only have made it onto the idiot box through the BBC. How else?

He’s a loathsome fat cunt. CUNT.

Nominated by: MonsieurCnut

DLT

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DLT. Turns out he’s a right perv like a lot of ’em at the British Bullshitting Conflagration.

“Why am I here? Am I a danger?” Too fucking right, you are.

“I’m supported by my wife and friends. My wife isn’t here today.”

Dave Lee Travis – the hairy cuntflake.

Nominated by: Rolf’s didgeri didn’t

BBC News Channel

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Temperature rises, blood boiling, rest mist rising avoiding fucking BBC johnnies tossing on 24/7 about when the new Royal parasite will deliver its first fart on an adoring nation. 100s of these slap head rear entry merchants on vast pay, perks and pensions on a simple shagging story!

Back to the beating heart of the already dated news facility with grungy news persons meandering up a staircase in the background. Now to the fake banter presenters. Wankers cannot read from an autocue without speeding up or slowing down. Learn how to sight read cunts! So there’s been a major nuclear disaster in China but who the fuck is that metrosexual cunt on the stairs?

Now a self congratulatory advertisement featuring our vastly expensive presenters with Mathew Amroliwala in very gay gloves.

We go to our slaphead camp cunt special give you the arsehole correspondent playing pocket billiards in a crap shopping centre in Salford – Salford? Where the fuck is that?

CUNTS 24/7 (at vast expense to johnny public)

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

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