Category Archives: BBC

Len Goodman

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Len Goodman – the simpering old cockney barrow boy done good who pollutes Saturday night prime time on Strictly Come Dancing.

He is the BBC’s answer to Simon Cowell,

Len is fucking cunt of the highest order. You only have to see him mince about on SCDITT like he is the nations sweetheart and not many people know, his catchphrase “SEVEEEEEN” actually relates to the age of boys he likes to teach to tango.

Inane, vapid, vacuous, cretinous, imbecilic cunt that he is!

Nominated by: Jabba the Slut

( Apparently his new wife reckons he’s shit hot in bed. She probably needs to get out more. Ed. )

The BBC [12]

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My reasons for nominating the BBC are as follows:

1. They think we should pay a TV License fee when there is NO OBLIGATION to pay them,
2.They support fucking children
3.They are fucking big nosed Jews
4.They commission and create Dr Who, The One Show & Top Gear, Eastenders – the list is endless
5.They employ Bruce Forsyth, Claudia Winkleman, Zoe Ball, Alan Sugar, Alex Jones, Julia Bradbury, Graham Norton, Micheal McIntyre, Gabby Logan, etc etc (that is enough to prove they are worthy of the title CUNT
6.They pollute our children’s minds with Blue Peter and all the other sexualised peado crap they punt out on CBBC & CBeebies
7.Because I fucking say so!

Nominated by: Fucking Dirty Gusset Stains

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Neil Oliver

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Ugly ageing long haired gimlet eyed jocko presenter cunt to be seen fronting things historical and fanatically pro-jocko.

Precisely the type of cunt me forebears would have had stretched upon the rack and put to the question for a few days. Then slit his belly and have him paraded around his home town clutching his own guts before adjourning to the nearest gibbet and hanging him slowly for the amusement of the populace and to the distress of his loved ones.

On his tortured demise his nearest and dearest would be accorded the privilege of cutting the cunt down before the regimental hounds were set upon his entrails. The cunt’s relatives could then purchase the remains of his carcase for five shillings (in retrospect a mistake to be so merciful) and allowed to consign it to an unmarked grave. Example made.

English rule at its finest.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Sport Relief

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Oh fuck, no! It’s Sport Relief 2014, an evening of unrelenting cheap talentless shite masquerading as entertainment on the pretence of raising vast sums of money from brain dead morons who complain they haven’t got any so that over-bloated charity moguls can piss it up the wall.

Let’s cut through the bull: This is the Beeb self promoting itself as the harbinger of all things good and generous whilst filling the schedule with cheap tat.

Mind you ‘Sports Relief’ does seem a rather appropriate title for a programme presented by a bunch of wankers.

Watch something else and send ’em fuck all. That’s what I’ll be doing.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Ian Payne

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Ever since Colin “Already a Cunt” Murray left the Beeb the post of 5 Live’s Most Annoying Cunt has been left vacant. But not anymore…

Enter Radio 5 Live’s Ian Payne with his facetiousness, annoying voice, snarky “humour” and dumb photo on the Five Live website (check it if you don’t believe me) Payne has all the makings of a massive, stupid, annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain