The Apprentice (2)

It’s BBC Apprentice 2017. How a year has flown by since the business equivalent of Britain’s got NO talent reappears on our screens. The best young business entrepreneurs Britain has to offer for a 13th year running. I hear the Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Germans, Americans….OK, the whole fucking world, shitting their pants, as UK plc unleashes these titans of business acumen against them.

Fronted by east end wide boy Sir Alan – Lord Sugar, a man with a bad dose of titulitis. I do so wish one of the apprentices has the balls to call him “Al” or “mate” and watch him go apoplectic or just to call him ‘Sir Alan’ instead of ‘Lord Sugar’.

The king of the one liner, has some ‘great’ new material such as  “Forget Brexit…Here, I’m the one who decides who remains and who leaves.”  Such quality, perhaps he picked that out of Sir Brucie’s suit pocket from his grave.

This year’s line up of 18 apprentices are a veritable smorgasbord of British society. A posh ‘Tory Boy’ as he’s known, who worked for ‘Call me Dave’. A double barrelled named woman, a few other whiteys, probably Northern and Southern wideboys, a generous spattering of superwimmin, an Alan Carr/Graham Norton look-a-like, a black woman, two peacefuls, and a Chinese dude.

The BBC having duly ticked all the diversity boxes stuffed a cherry on top with one of the peacefuls being a hijab clad woman who describes herself as an ‘ independent woman’.  Go there BBC, liberty, equality and freedom for the peaceful  sisterhood. Next year can we expect a black sheet and matching pillowcase peaceful sister demonstrating her freedom of expression and independence?

Any bets on who will win?

I will go for the Chinese bloke if it’s purely based on who is hardest working and best in business, although if he hasn’t already made his first billion on his own, then he may just be a token entry. Otherwise, the hijab wearing peaceful looks promising…..as I seem to vaguely remember one of those winning a competition on the BBC before…..although I maybe wrong…. because they never gave her much publicity afterwards.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Radio One

Radio 1 are cunts…

Apparently to celebrate the station’s 50th anniversary, the ABBC are launching ‘Radio 1 Vintage’: a station featuring ‘retro’ DJs from Radio 1’s past… But who do they have? Zoe ‘Cunt’ Ball, Chris Moyles, Mark and fucking Lard, Nicky Campbell, The Ranking Miss P (diversity and all that crap), and some twat called Rob Da Bank…

Vintage? Sod off!

Nominated by Norman

Proms in the Park


BBC deserve a double cunting. Proms in the park is held in London, Wales, Scotland and Ireland concurrently with the last night at the Albert Hall. The second half from the Albert is beamed live to all 4 parks. When it came to the end, Rule Brittana, Jerusalem and Land of Hope and Glory they stopped the feed to Scotland and Wales through fear of upsetting the SNP and CLyde Cumri cunts! Fucking BBC. Who gives a fuck as to whether we upset Scotch and Welsh independent cunts. I’m sure there were decent people in Scotland and Wales who wanted to sing along.

Nominated by Cunts and Roses

Jesus h fucking Christ on a bicycle! The BBC politically correct wankers are airbrushing history and tradition from last night of the proms. No Land of Hope and Glory in Wales or Scotland.

That’s fucking appalling. It’s traditional FFS and the Scots and Taffs have never been upset before! Just take look at the flags in the picture. I can spot a Welsh, Norweigan, Japanese. They don’t seem to be particularly upset!

That are some fucking total absolute cunts running this country these days and not just at the beeb. If Compo ever gets into number 10 we’ll be ending the proms with The Red Flag.

I fucking honestly and truly despair just how bloody stupid people can be…!

Nominated by Dioclese

Posted in BBC

BBC Athletics Presenters

While I’m on a roll, the BBC’s presenting team at the Athletics are in desperate need of a cunting. Especially Welsh faggot, Colin Jackson, Gabby Logan, Michael Jordan, Denise Lewis and the fat blonde dyke, Balding. Now, we all know that the BBC is infested with twats, but there have been a few times when this bunch have managed to out twat the biggest twats, like Lineker, Chris Evans (who recently allowed his five year old son to wear a dress to a movie premiere) and Jeremy Vine.

One example is their disgraceful behaviour when interrogating the medical chief of the IAAF. Fuck me, if you’re going to ask someone a question, have the basic fucking decency to allow them to answer it, and FINISH answering it, before you start squawking again. That athlete was treated pretty shabbily treated by the IAAF, but the amateurish behaviour of this crew ensured that nobody gave a fuck, because we were all busy tearing THEM a new one.

Then there’s the whingeing about the crowd booing Justin Gatlin. “Other athletes have been banned for drug taking” they all cried in horror and disgust. “Why are they picking on Gatlin”? Well its simple. MOST athletes who were caught cheating, were caught ONCE. And MOST of them apologised. Even if they didn’t actually mean it. Gatling has been caught cheating twice, making everyone suspicious over how much of his speed is chemically induced. And he has NEVER apologised for being a cheat. In other words, he’s a cunt.

The British will forgive a lot of things. Cheating and lacking contrition are two things that we have difficulty forgiving. What’s really pissed me off with the whingeing of presenters though, is the hypocrisy of Colin Jackson and Denise Lewis. When Dwayne Chambers tested positive, ONCE, THEY were loudest in their condemnation, and even after Chambers apologised and served his ban, they were again quick to condemn him, even going as far as to demand he be banned for life. But when the crowd continually booed TWO TIME, UNAPOLOGETIC drug cheat, Gatlin, the crowd were the bad guys, and these two were falling over themselves to see who could climb the furthest up Gatlin’s arse. I’m surprised they didn’t accuse the crowd of racism. Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw Mc Graw.

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Gary Lineker [7]

Gary Lineker gets paid around £1.8 million a year by the BBC, that’s a disgrace!
How is he expected to survive on that? He has to take on extra jobs to make ends meet, advertising Walker’s crisps for god’s sake. it’s about time the BBC got their act together and started paying their star presenters what they’re worth, before they’re lured by rival broadcasters.

Nominated by Allan