The BBC are still cunts…
The Bastard Brainwashing Corporation came out with this gem today: ‘Some Women’s Super League matches will be “double-headers” with men’s games next season’….
This translates as follows: “We will force this upon you cunts! Whether you like it or not! And as it’s on the BBC you will be forced to pay for it! Resistance is useless!”
Fuck the PC obsessed BBC cunts! Fuck them to fucking hell!
Nominated by Norman
The BBC Website. Specifically the website on this occasion por favor admin.
We all know that The Mail, The Graun, The Mirror and all rags inbetween now consider journalism to be the lazy ‘repeat what is on Twitter’ and spin it accordingly. Proper investigative journalism is rare; but then these newspapers and their websites are paid for by people happy enough with their output to keep purchasing and subscribing. They might be shit, they might be low-brow but people in their target demographics are happy to pay for them in spite of this.
The BBC Website on the other hand is subsidised by the British public. It is an enforced tax imposed upon all citizens without any choice.
Bearing that in mind, please marvel at the home page headlines at the current time of writing (2019-07-12; 09:30):-
‘Tourists Across the UK Head to the Biggest Primark in the World’
‘It Takes a Strong Person to Attend Their Own Funeral’
‘Can Anyone Hear Tom Livesey Scream in Space?’
‘RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Reveals New Celebrity Guest Judges’
‘Why You Should Never Mess With an Ostrich’
‘Would You Drink Camel Milk?’
‘Is It Ever OK to Break ‘Girl Code”?
‘Why Picnics Were Seen as a Status Symbol’
‘The Authors Behind a New Book Championed by Stormzy’
‘Can You Guess Your Netball Position Based on Phone Habits?’
I mean, what more needs to be said. The only thing I use the BBC website for is the weather forecast. The rest of the site is pure, unadulterated cunt.
Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back
Planespotting Live
Possibly the most PC broadcast this year. Wheelchairs, lesbians, ethnics, the lot.
Fucking BBC cunts.
Nominated by Middle England
What the fuck are the BBC thinking having giant headline text on their news reports?
I know what’s happening on the news, it has pictures. I don’t need giant fucking headlines that take up 20% of the telly screen.
The producers must think we’re all fucking stupid and need a little help understanding what the pictures refer to, as we’re obviously not capable of connecting the report to the images.
Patronising cunts.
Nominated by Kunt and the Gang
The BBC Millionaires Club
A truly despicable bunch of robbing bastard cunts.
Heading the list of grossly over remunerated charlatans is no other than Twitters favourite SJW and house wife’s favourite Gary fucking Linekar on £1.75m pa.
Jesus Christ on crystal meth.
That bastard cunt ‘Lord’ Hall says it’s necessary to stop their ‘talent’ going to competitors.
Really. Some cunt needs to smack this cunt hard between the eyes and remind him Al-Beeb is a publicly funded cunt fest that doesn’t compete in the commercial world.
Ratings don’t matter Tony you cunt.
I watched MoTD when Jimmy Hill hosted it, then Des Lynam and now Linekunt, funnily enough I don’t give a fuck who presents it and if I’m honest the constant over analysis of cock sucking ex pro’s gets right on my moobs.
The list of shameless robbing bastards is staggering, genuinely staggering.
Heartening to know Dan Walker got a £57k pay rise though despite this lanky streak of piss refusing to work Sundays because that’s the day he goes and bashes his bible.
The over 75’s can go fuck themselves, fucking Baby Boomers anyway so they can all
afford the TV Tax, never had it so good those cunts, even the low paid ones who made no provision for their old age, because, ironically, they couldn’t afford to.
Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface