(Early morning horn anyone? – Day Admin)

What a vile and exploitative world the beauty industry is.

I have a work colleague, I’ve worked with her for years but with a 6 year hiatus, I left and went to work elsewhere and she joined the company a few months ago. She is 46. She’s not what you’d call a looker but I was shocked at her appearance after not seeing her for a while.

She has Botox done regularly, lip filler that looks plain silly, hair extensions, false nails, surgically enhanced tits, bizarre hair colouration, weird eyelashes and all in all she looks a mess. Her hair looks like a rats nest after an rodent orgy.

I looked back at an older photo on her Facebook page of her before the ‘work’ and she looked much nicer.

The same thing has tragically happened to my partners granddaughter, she’s only in he very early 20s and just looks plain daft. At 16 she was a very very pretty girl, lovely figure and gorgeous. She’s gone down the ‘Love island’ route and has now homogenised into a clone of, what are obviously, her TV heroes.

The first thing that hits you is the teeth, visible from space and a shade lighter than Dulux Brilliant White and bigger than Dick Emery’s vicar’s. Then the lips, quack. Then the tits, recently made pneumatic, courtesy of an obliging surgeon in Poland.

Hair extensions are de rigueur for our aspiring wannabe, as is the perma-tan orange glow which gives her an almost irradiated appearance, reminiscent of what I’d imagine Hiroshima victims looked like immediately after the fatal flash. Add false nails, false and enormous eyelashes which look like tarantula legs, and bleached blonde hair I’m sure you’ve got the picture.

I really cannot fathom what goes through someone’s mind when they aspire to look like a plastic doll. Cunt surgeons that perform these atrocities, using their skills on bullshit fakeness should be shot. Cunt beauty parlours performing Botox and fillers should be closed.

There’s no beauty to be had there, love and embrace what you are, the rest will follow.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The British fucking rail system deserves a great big fat fucking cunting.

Coming back from a job interview in Doncaster (I got it by the way – not sure whether to take it but that’s another story) and the CrossCountry to Temple Meads was – surprise surprise – fucking delayed, and to add insult to injury had no catering for most of the journey.

Get into Temple Meads, and – yes, you guessed it – my connection back into Wiltshire was also fucking DELAYED.

Long story short, I’ve just been sat at Temple Meads for half a fucking hour, tired and hungry, with only one staff member in sight – and she turned out to be a fucking Karen.

And to think, these incompetent morons on their fat fucking salaries are going on strike next week. Deary, deary me.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

A rather random one with regard to cunting the fkin scandalous fuel prices.

A blockade of the M62 at Ferrybridge in West Yorkshire has been arranged commencing at 6AM on 04.07.2022 – as far as I am aware it will be slow rolling vehicles as opposed to a complete stop but I would strongly advise anyone on the road and not joining in (I will be there, I want to make my public protest but I do not want to delay or piss any motorists off) to avoid the M62 Ferrybridge down on the day as this looks like quite a big one – it is part of a nationwide protest.

All are welcome to attend but our aim is to get our anger across lawfully without inconveniencing people or delaying emergency services vehicles.

Time to stand – if fuel does not come down, and fast, I will no longer be able to make a living.

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Nominated by: Vernon Fox

and seconded by: Jeezum Priest

I’ll second this. My eldest informed me that fuel prices had increased, literally overnight, by 7p a litre. So much for the 5p a litre reduction!

Her husband has closed down his car valeting company, due to rising costs, all fuel related.

Meanwhile, fuel companies are making obscene profits, shops are passing the increased costs onto the customers, whilst also making profits, so who is actually paying for this?

Oh, that would be you and me, and I don’t even drive.

Shh…a word in you ear..

‘The Horse Whisperer’ comes to mind. ‘Natural Horsemanship’ they prefer it called. So you don’t ‘break’ a horse now but whisper a few kindly words to it.

Am not convinced. What else?

Joe Biden whispers doesn’t he? Very ‘creepy’ indeed.

AOC is doing it as well–whispering to us that the world is run by a small cabal of Capitalists. Her hand up pretending.

As an aside it can be used as an aside’. In the theatre, in Shakespeare. A stage whisper when a character comments on the action to the audience.
They’re OK those whispers. They serve a purpose.

No the whispers in real life I don’t like. The sound of low voices, whispers…

I heard schoolgirls whispering the other day on the bus. You just know its something horrible. A whispering campaign against some other girl. That’s just ‘human nature’ I thought. She must have been on the bus then, in earshot.

That’s the horrible thing that the whispers in real life are stage whispers in the sense you can see people doing it and you don’t know what they’re saying. Are they talking about me?

No, not clear. By whispering they are showing they are talking about someone else. Its not a secret in that sense.

Or rather you are SHOWING to the world that you are sharing a secret.

‘Whispering Grass’ I kind of liked. ‘Careless Whisper’ not so much.
It can be a nice thing. Whispering ‘sweet nothings’ in her ear. I am sure many romantic Cunters have indulged in such ‘trifles’

No, malicious whispering it is I am cunting.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

(SSshhh… does anyone know if Miles is on drugs? – Day Admin)

Boy George has just had a outpouring of me me me why not me I’m a celebrity too nuclear ☢️ level display of cuntitude.

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Oh how very dare they let posh tits off the plane before me. “Don’t they know who I am?”

What a twat. Listen lard arse sometimes in life you just have to wait. Might be for an old man fumbling for his money at the checkout or it might be some fucker gets of the plane before you. Stop ? B itching you pathetic piece of yesterday’s news. Move on. Go raid the fridge looks like you haven’t eaten for at least 10 minutes you Cunt

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt