The Metro News Site

Metro are cunts. This is one of their latest headlines:

‘Zahir, an asylum seeker who was due on the UK’s first deportation flight to Rwanda says security officers had tied detainees up by their feet and that by staff from Colnrook House detention centre assaulted him.’

Metro, predictably, will automatically side with the poor innocent ‘Zahir’ and accept his word without question. Of course, ‘Zahir’ will be as pure as the driven snow, won’t he? His sort never act up, get aggressive, or cause trouble, do they?

‘Zahir’ (not his real name, of course) claims he was a ‘refugee’ fleeing from Iraq. For starters, there is no war in Iraq to flee from. Also, notice all these asylum seekers and ‘refugees’ are all Middle Eastern and African men in their 20s and 30s, there are no women, girls, or kids. But Metro won’t go into that though, will they?

Of course, those leftist turds at Metro will take this person’s word for it. I don’t believe that he or anyone else was tied up.

‘Zahir’ claims he was ‘threatened’ with being tied up, and he was told by ‘friends’ (more Iraqi men on the make) that they were tied up. In other words, it’s all bollocks and hearsay. But Metro will believe it without question because they want to. They will do, say or believe anything to scupper the Rwanda deal and attempt to make these unwashed freeloaders and threats to UK security look good. But obviously threats to the British Public aren’t on Metro’s list of priorities. Metro are more concerned with not finding a Father’s Day card with (get this) a ‘Black Dad’ on it.

Funny, all the times I got my old man a Father’s Day card, I never saw a human being – black, white or otherwise – on them. I also never got my father a card with ‘To my white dad’ on it either.

The cunts are obsessed with trying to sell these types to us. Metro is anti white, anti heterosexual, anti British, and it’s so bad they have to give it away. They also can’t even spell ‘assaulted’.

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Nominated by: Norman

This Useless Government

(Boris either taking a dump or on the vinegar strokes stage after betraying the loyal Tory electorate who voted for him and his party – Day Admin)

What is the point of this government?
Conservative? No fucking way.

”Asylum applications hit 20-year high – but just 15 rejected in a year”

That’s out of 60 000. 60 fucking thousand. 0.25%.
The Home Office hasn’t been fit for purpose for decades but they have really nailed it with this.

How many are in hotels? What does it cost? How many are single young males?
Fuck knows because Boris and his shower of incompetent cunts are presiding over a shitshow where these fuckers are escorted in by Border Force and Coastguards. Put up in hotels. Fed and fucking clothed.

And none of the fuckers are actually asylum seekers. They come from France knowing that they will be looked after by us dull cunts. And can turn our cities into 3rd world shitholes to make them feel at home.

When there was the public backed will to help real asylum seekers from Ukraine they fucked that up too.

Then we have this Rwanda bollocks. Again all piss and wind.

But wait, at least we have a net zero commitment. And the return of Imperial measures. And erm, well those.

Are the cunts from the HO ‘working’ from home still. Like the Passport Office and DVLC?

This government, the cunt who is supposedly in charge, and the whole of fucking Whitehall are a fucking disgrace. Steptoe couldn’t do worse.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Carbon Footprint on Restaurant Menus

My first nomination is carbon footprint on menus in restaurants

Just watched this on About Anglia news which used to be about farming and what the travellers have stolen. Now it’s reduced to making news articles about shit like this

They send an ethnic reporter to some very expensive foodie place full of middle aged rich wimminz who have had a bit of welding done to say how wonderful that they know the Greek and beetroot salad has a lower carbon emission than the organically sourced ostrich on rye bread toast.

With all the serious shit going on in our world they promote rubbish like this

Nominated by: Acac

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(Welcome to ISAC, Acac. A supporting link is usually the norm for most nominations. But since you’re a noob we’ve found one on your behalf, although not from About Anglia – Day Admin)

“Own Nothing and Be Happy!”

Klaus please tell me how I can rent underpants, not own them and be happy? The ones I own get quite nasty after a week of not washing myself, all to save precious water during this grave time of climate change. Is there a scheme for renting underpants and being happy?

(No link, this ‘own nothing and be happy’ is in common knowledge)

Nominated by Cuntologist

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Feminist Comediennes

In America the social commentator Matt Walsh is making heroic efforts to find a left-wing Feminist Comedienne that can make him laugh.

I think he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor I admire him that much.

I have tried it myself. But I just can’t do it. I give up after a few seconds. It is literally unendurable for me.

I admire his patience and stamina–the waiting for the laugh that never comes. He knows in his heart of hearts I believe that a laugh ain’t gonna happen.

He has sat through five now. Samatha Bee was one. Sat in silence. Stony silence.

There was another one I forget her name. He nearly laughed when she pictured a dog wearing shoes!!!!. He was ‘ready’ to laugh he said, ‘primed’ as it were. But she just left the story in mid air and went back to the feminist shtick.

But before we look down on our American friends what about our own home-grown feminist performers here.

I have a challenge for you Cunters. Now you have to be honest. Ok which one of you can last the longest watching either Jo Brand or Sarah Milligan. (both videos are only 5 mins long). You have a choice. I know I am asking a lot but I believe in you.

I have chosen them as I say because they are only 5 minutes long. Now surely Cunters you can last 5 minutes?

For those who watch one all the way through there will be a prize of a box of tampons to give to your wife or girlfriend with the line ‘these are for when you’re ‘on the Blob’. How she will laugh.

Remember if you own up to even a slight snigger of chuckle Admin will take disciplinary action.

Good luck

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic