Vive la France (9)

A Cunting for the French Police in the Dover docks today.

Well here we are, and for many the first day of the school holiday, and guess what? The French side of England, no less, a tiny part of the Dover docks, that’s smaller than Vatican City, but those French cunts might like to think has more power, something known as P.A.F. Is undermanned. So out of a possible Twelve or more lanes, only two are open!

This is not the first time the cunts have pulled this stunt recently. It’s got worse down here since Brexit. Today some have been stuck on the road for seven hours. I just want to go out and buy some essentials, and I can’t even do that.

I hate the French, I always have. It’s a good job this shit didn’t happen two days ago, because as we all know, many of us are thick cunts and have no idea what to do do in a “heatwave!”

Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe

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With full support by Sick of it

In addition to the nom by Lord Scunthorpe

The French are cunts and I am sure it was a deliberate act to make us look like cunts.

The port of Dover had planned for today 22/7 and had asked the French to provide 14 immigration officers from 6.30 am knowing that there would be increase traffic through the port.
6 Frog bastards turned up at 8, the excuse ‘an incident in the channel tunnel’, this was later refuted by Euro Tunnel who said there was a small incident but it didn’t involve French immigration.

This is just like the French, they knew what would happen and it’s all about punishing Brits for leaving the EU and similar to the cunts patrolling the Calais beaches with eyes closed, ‘sorry we didn’t see 14000 illegals leaving our shores’

les bleus sont cunts.

ITV News Link

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And further support from Everyonesacunt

The French. Maybe an addendum to the above cuntings. Definitely need to vent on this.

The french are without doubt arrogant, without just cause, steaming pile of horse shit one and all.

Not being satisfied with allowing thousands of 3rd world criminals gimmi grants to enter their own country illegally; and then leave illegally for our shores these fetid cowards now are stopping British travelling legally.

The British no doubt will spend loads of dosh in France 🇫🇷 unlike the criminals who won’t. Honestly the french are total total utter cunts.

GB News Link

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And Jimmy Jump has a few choice words of contempt as well

The French are cowards, they always have been. During WW2 their flag featured 3 white stripes on a white background.

These bastards always smell of onions and their women have hairy armpits.

We need to stop paying them to wave goodbye to the migrant boats as they leave France and put tariffs on all French cars imported into the UK. That’ll make Frenchy stand up and take notice.

Sacré bleu!


Dioclese isn’t much of a fan of the French

The French are a bunch of cunts especially that short arse granny grabber Macron who resorts to his favourite diversionary tactic of Brit Bashing every time he wants to distract the population from his monumental incompetence in government.

So here we all sitting in our cars waiting to get through Dover and onto ferries because the little fucker has got the hump about not being able to milk the taxpayer any more to sub the EU budget, leaving France and Germany to pick up the shortfall. So Macron makes sure that there aren’t enough officials at Dover to check the passports as they board the ferries. Deliberate petty minded horse shit from our nearest and dearest ‘friends and allies’ – the bloody French

And there’s more. This morning there are pictures of huge queues outside passport offices because people are pissed off with ringing the Passport Office helpline and being fobbed off, lied to and disconnected leaving the only option to go to the Passport Office in person – thus ensuring that staff who should be processing passports are bogged down dealing with irate members of the public.

What’s this got to do with the French? I hear you asking. Well guess who got the helpline call centre contract worth a cool £23million. Yep, our stupid bloody government gave it to a French company based in Paris.

Let’s cut through the shit : the French hate us and we’ve been fighting each other for centuries. Let’s cut the pretence, just admit it and stop being nice to the fuckers…

 

Tiara Mack – A Twerking Democrat

Tiara Mack is a cunt!

This is a Democratic Senator from Rhode Island Tiara Mack’s latest campaign ad: (Link is not work safe, or any kind of safe quite honestly! Enjoy your brekkie – Day Admin)

You Tube Link

About 6% of Rhode Island’s population is black. That means that white people put her in office.

As she is a Democrat, that means liberals voted for her.

These are the same liberal Democrats who revere St. George of Minneapolis…bow to the climate change prodigy Greta…and voted for Ji Jing Joe.

And they call us Trumptards?

Let me amend my nomination; Tiara Mack is a cunt and so are the liberal Democrats who voted for her.

(Why do I have the feeling there will be a literal Hornapalooza among some of the IsaC faithful after watching this video?) – (A few disgusting degenerates instantly spring to mind! – Day Admin)

Nominated by: General Cuntster

New York PSA – What to do after a Nuclear Attack

Earlier today I wrote a somewhat lengthy nomination for the latest New York City PSA (Public Service Announcement). Whether due to a technical glitch, user error, or Divine intervention, it vanished into cyber space never to return.

I was livid.

But then it dawned on me. Instead of my usual diatribe, maybe I should simply cunt it, post it and let the distinguished members of this august body render their collective judgement.

So here it is…unedited…without context…without comment…but probably with a commercial you’ll have to suffer through)…the latest New York City PSA on what to do in the event of a nuclear strike.:

You Tube Link

Nominated by: General Cuntster

(The MSM will probably blame Trump for this nuclear apocalypse – Day Admin)

Romanian Street Gangs

Romanian gangs of street thieves and con artists are cunts, these pieces of dog shit turn up here, claim all there is to be claimed under the guise of being dislodged gypsies, then they go to town on how many laws they can break, muggings, prostitution, people trafficking, conning, begging, drugs you name it these cunts are doing it.

Anyway the above spunk trumpet (Stefania Tinica) has been relieving old gents of their time pieces by running up to the hugging them and then separating them from their watches and has got caught and has been given 40 months for her crimes, I hope she gets a good fisting from the dykes.

The fuckers do this all over the world, they need napalming of the return of the third Reich

The bitch should be deported on release, but that won’t happen her and her pack of cunts will Romania for ever until one of their own stabs them….

WatchPro News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(At time of writing, no mention of Stefania Tinica on the BBC or Guardian. Funny that! – Day Admin)

Cutlery Etiquette (2)

I love going out for a meal, especially because I do cook for myself, and make just as much effort as I would if I had folks coming round to cook for.

I really enjoy being cooked for, it’s a day off, so I really embrace the opportunity.
Usually, my gripes are aimed at the staff, the food, or little niggles such as facilities.

There is one thing that can piss all those into oblivion, and that is seeing other diners eating holding their knives like fucking pens, especially if accompanied by holding their forks with tines facing up. I’m no snob, however, that kind of fuckwittery can evoke superheated steam to plume out of my lugholes.

How the fuck can a knife have any impact on any food that needs cutting when held so limp wristedly. Moreover, how did this disgraceful behaviour start? Admittedly it’s usually wimminz doing it, but sometimes it’s men, which boils piss even more.

Give the cunts a little dishy full of pre cut food, and a fucking spoon the retarded imbeciles.

Nominated: Cuntington Smythe