A note from the Eastern Antipodes. I scarcely know where to start.

At the very start of the restrictions in March, the very first thing the (Aussie) Victorian State Labour did was ban the sale of firearms, then commenced to Crush Victoria under a succession of interminable, disproportionate controls.

2/5 through this plandemic, State Labour decreed to intern international arrivals, and they arranged security not from police or military, but from cheap union mates’ firms including quick-recruits from Gumtree, most if not all of these are subcuntinental.

They in turn did a crap job, let internees out, exposed themselves to the disease, including FUCKING some of the internees, then went back home and spread it through their communidees, mostly western and northern poorer suburbs, these have become highly enriched and peaceful over the past 25 years.

When the diagnoses inevitably increased the State Labour Junta shat themselves, obfuscated about their culpability but were quick to impose on the entire metropolis a CURFEW, limited to a 5 km radius from home without papers,

ALL shops except food closed, tampon muzzles of course, and police with fuck all to do except monitor the population. Today I saw far more police cars than normal, including one sneaking up a walking track to a remote area to try to catch out walkers without their oral sanitary tampon muzzles.

Why such an overreaction? It’s the Aussie bullshit like “we’re more enlightened/important”, ”we punch above our weight”, “Yay we’re in the world cup” (yes by beating Tuvalu and East Timor), and that’s mixed with uncontrolled runaway nanny-statism morphing naturally to totalitarianism, aided and abetted by a butt-fucked woke clueless chatting class of right-on connected karens, millennials, public servants, and academics.

And how to protest? Any single standout is caught, fined, and hung out to ridicule in the media. Try to organize a protest you will need social media or electronic communication, and they are right on top of that. They have atomised society to stifle communication among citizens, now every communication is a command and threat from the government directly to each citizen.

I never fucking signed up for this.

Nominated by: Three Strokes

… and seconded by: Mick Johnson

Dan Andrews the Premier of Victoria Australia

Locked down an entire State because his Security Guards were fucking the women in Quarantine Hotels spreading the China Virus and STDs.

Lockdown measures include everyone indoors before 8pm no exercise unless your a Security Guard or Cop, $200 fines for not wearing a silly Chinese made mask on your face that does nothing as its not a respirator. No travel over 5km, no work unless you’re deemed essential.

Dictator Dan also called in the Australian Army to enforce his lockdown ie House Arrest.

Dictator Dan extended the hours of the Heroin Injecting Rooms, crashed the economy of Victoria cost the State Billions and caused a recession thats now heading for a depression.

Dictator Dan signed secret Chinese deals including the Belt and Road Initiative and yet rejected Federal Government funding for a Highway when elected.

Dictator Dans Police have used excessive force particularly on women who were choked around the throat and thrown onto the pavement and jumped on as if they were armed or dangerous without questioning for not wearing face masks

I want to nominate stupid minor domestic injuries that cause excruciating pain.

For example, I have a habit of walking around my house in bare feet.
Once, when I had finished ironing, I unplugged the iron and left it to cool.
Some time later I was walking through the front room thinking about something else and stepped on the plug and must have leapt about 10 feet into the air. It’s a wonder I didn’t hit my head on the ceiling.

Another little mishap was when I caught my little toe on the bottom of the shower door frame upon leaving the shower one morning. I uttered some interesting words that time.

Perhaps this is also a self nomination of sorts for being an occasionally absent minded, accident prone cunt.

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

The other half and I tried to have a nice day out and went to a very attractive park to spend an hour before going home.

The park was occupied by a group of cunts who all resembled Baldrick’s idiot younger brother leaping about and shrieking and banging these tom tom drums. It was fucking excruciating.

How guns cannot be legal here I don’t know ,with this sort of pitiful ballbaggery being played out for the entertainment of passers by,whether they like it or not.

Any public space now is a stage for these bastards. I saw a stupid cunt sat on the pavement playing a didgeridoo at a village fete,so we had the shocking din and someone tripping over it every five minutes.

For Dog’s sake make it stop.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

The Middle East goes BOOM! Again.

Was it a fireworks factory? Were the Iranians fucking up again? Was is Mos sad doing what they don’t they need to do (they blow themselves up, and you know this).

I’ll be fucking honest with you. I don’t give a fuck. Less of them on boats across the channel.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/08/lebanon-eyes-state-emergency-deadly-beirut-blast-live-200804234925493.html

We’re assuming the nomination relates to this incident in Lebanon a couple of days ago – admin)

An international cunting please for those followers of certain religions who are taking the lockdown extension very personally, verging on the “why are we treated so bad” self-pitying bandwaggon.

This weekend is Eid. Many of its followers feel personally affronted that their little celebrations have been curtailed – of course it is all down to their race and culture. Fighting broke out in Ilford East London because of the ban:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8581617/Police-officer-injured-mass-street-brawl-Eid-party-Ilford.html

Interestingly, the MP for the area is non other than fruity gentleman, and ex National Union of Students leader, Wes Streeting, a member of Dame Kweer’s shadow cabinet who normally can’t resist donning the old Max Factor to pop up on TV to give his opinions on matters of moment, or to take on his rent a quote persona for the press or radio. Wessy’s silence has been deafening.

Today, Extinction Rebellion and other representatives of the great unwashed have taken it upon themselves to demonstrate at some African festival taking place in the salubrious area of Brixton. They and all their bruvvas have been outraged by being told that they will have to pack their greasy tents away by 2000 hrs, as the police then have to deal with illegal music mini-festivals.

Of course the fact that the audience for Snooker at the Crucible has been banned from today due to lockdown and the Cup Final will be played behind locked doors is just one of those things, but those who profess the religion of peace, or arrived here legally or otherwise from other parts of the world seem to think it is all about them and that they are being “discriminated” against – in other words fuck the rest of us.

Regarding the thwarted Eid celebrators, they despise our way of life, they are contemptous of our methods and ways of doing things, but they do like our benefits and the fact they can run amok in the streets. Why the fuck don’t they just go to a country that would be more attuned to their ways of life?

I am sick and tired of the whining foreign Johnny’s and their dirty supporters from the dregs of society, so often seen shambling around climate change fanatics and Labour and SWP supporters.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs