James is not a cunt but he soon will be if his shitstack of a mother gets her way.

At the age of three his father filmed him saying he was a girl. “Who told you that?” he was asked . “Mummy” he replied.

Unsurprisingly the parents were divorced and given joint custody but the father has been fighting through the courts to stop his mental wife pumping the poor little cunt full of female hormones and having his bits cut off. Jesus fucking Christ!

The court, already referring to him by female pronouns, postponed the latest hearing until September, so James will be attending school wearing a dress and called “Luna”.

Fuck me sideways! I’d like to say “only in America” but this kind of lunacy (unintended pun) is happening all over the Western world. All because this mental bitch wanted a little girl.

What the fuck is going on?

(Additional Information for context – admin https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7611057/Judge-rules-James-Youngers-dad-say-transition.html )

Bette Middler is a cunt, isn’t she.

After Trump tweeted, “Fake news is the enemy of the people.” Middler, who promised she’d leave America if Trump was elected, replied, “Shut the fuck up. YOU are the enemy of the people. The news didn’t kill 153,000 people. YOU did.”

Is the botox sleeping into the ghastly old prune’s brain or is she not getting enough ‘Wind Beneath her chicken Wings’? This loudmouth orangutan thinks the deaths are caused not by a virus, but by Trump himself. Alas, Professor Muddler failed to further explain why there are deaths outside of America.

I have a vague memory of having to sit through a film starring Butt Middler on the promise of a girlfriend’s blowjob in the early 90s. Both film and subsequent noshing were horribly disappointing, the slurping certainly not worth sitting though a woeful melodrama starring this hysterical, ginger hippo.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Coming to a town near you – if the Apologists have their way – Admin)

Now, this a difficult nomination, as it’s not one particular person, but I think all these Bleeding Heart Migrant Apologisers are Cunts, for their non-stop whining about how awful the death of a 16 yr old migrant is who apparently drowned in the Channel.

Now I don’t wish people dead ( with a few obvious exceptions ) and appreciate this is a waste of a young life & unknown potential – but – let’s look at a few facts here. . . . . .

1. ” It’s the UK’s racist & un-necessary harsh anti-immigration policy that caused this young boys death ” … er No !
a. We didn’t ask him to try to paddle to the UK
b. If he wanted to come to the UK, there are legal & legitimate ways to apply to migrate to the UK
c. At the age of 16, he was legally an adult
d. If you try to cross a treacherous & unpredictable channel of sea, 21 miles wide in a rubber dinghy, it’s not surprising that it doesn’t end well.

2. ” This tragic young boy’s death just highlights how cruel and absurd the UK governments draconian immigration policy is, and should be abandoned before more innocent lives are lost ”
a. Immigration policy is hardly absurd, when designed to limit the financial, institutional & administrative burdon that un-limited number of low or unskilled migrants & their sizeable families would have upon tax payer funded services like Health, Police, Housing, Employment.
b. There is a massive shortfall in affordable housing, over-crowded & under-funded schools, over-stretched Police & a Health service struggling – what effect do you think unlimited Immigration will have ?
c. As we know very little about this ‘boy’ or any migrant crossing the channel, we have no idea how ‘innocent’ he was. He could have been a Choirboy or a Murderer. Are the lives of people already living here any less ‘innocent’ or worthwhile ?
d. Allowing un-limited, un-controlled immigration during a Global health Pandemic is a monumentally Stupid idea.

3. ” These poor people are fleeing war torn countries for their lives. By denying them entry, the UK government are putting families, women & childrens lives at risk ”
a. We never said ‘come here, everyone’s welcome’
b. They aren’t crossing the Channel from Syria or Iran or Afghanistan – they are crossing from France. Are their lives at risk in France ?
c. Aren’t they ‘safe’ in Greece, Italy, Germany, Spain, France or any other European country they have passed through ? or is it because those countries won’t givem housing, healthcare, education & money for free ?
d. See ‘b’ and ‘d’ from point ‘2’
e. Are you a fucking Moron ?

Cunts . . . Cunts who make my blood boil.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

As the wife would say, it’s a sair fecht. I’ve put my back out good and proper, and it’s a bastard misery and no mistake.

I’ve seized up tighter than a rusty lock, my lower back reduced to a throbbing mass of inflammation and pain. Sitting or lying, there’s no position that offers any real or lasting relief. Manage to drag myself upright, and I can only mince about like Elton John’s houseboy with a bad case of the Chalfonts.

To add insult to injury, I’ve got to admit that this situation has only come about due to my own inclination to excess; to wit, over-exuberance where the wife’s charms are concerned. Ironically she blames herself, and is now waiting on me hand and foot. It’s a small consolation, I suppose.

The quack says that I might be like this for another twelve to fourteen days, and has prescribed strong painkillers. I can only sit and lie this one out with whatever patience I can muster, but I’m not a good patient. What a cunt.

Er, any chance of a cup of tea, dear?

(What you want is a naked Flabbott & Swanson giving you a body-sandwich massage – Admin)

Nominated by: Ron Knee

They are a developer’s charter and you can just see the day when Robert Genrick, housing minister, will be sitting on the board of a big builder’s and getting huge ‘remuneration’ once he retires as an MP. That’s how the tories work.

Yes we need starter homes (it was NEVER easy buying your first property) but let’s examine the facts that have caused the housing shortage. 100,000 more people per year have entered this country than have left for the last two decades. Blair opened the floodgates and Cameron and May couldn’t close them due to our membership of the EU. Now we are out but Boris is doing an Attlee with a master plan to concrete over this green and pleasant land.  Local residents will have no say in what is build on ‘designated’ land. This isn’t nimbism just caring about your local environment.

In case anyone thinks I myself am being selfish I had an application for a dwelling on a plot of land next to me refused last year so I suppose the new laws might help me personally but I don’t want to see the old system torn into shreds. We need to protect the countryside.

The actual indigenous population of the UK is falling and I reckon the market would adjust itself in time. We need a return to 95% mortgages – the credit crunch was not due to 1000s of ordinary folk defaulting on their repayments.  That was caused by the fecking greedy banks who had to be baled out.  Osborne, our worst ever chancellor, decided to blame Mr Average instead and made applications much more draconian. The bastard.

Most youngsters pay more in rent than a mortgage would cost they just can’t get a huge deposit together.  And town centres will NEVER go back to what they were. Convert the buildings into economic flats and develop brown field sites. Developers hate doing this because it costs more than shoving up new housing on virgin land and reduces their profits. So fecking what! Do something for your country rather than your pockets for once.

1000s of migrants are returning to their own (eastern europen) countries as the pickings aren’t so easy here any longer now that we don’t have to abide by EU regulations. This will free up a lot of public housing which can then be allocated to our own people.

We need evolution rather than revolution but I guess that doesn’t sound so good in Boris’ soundbites.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/pm-build-build-build

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss