New Planning Laws

They are a developer’s charter and you can just see the day when Robert Genrick, housing minister, will be sitting on the board of a big builder’s and getting huge ‘remuneration’ once he retires as an MP. That’s how the tories work.

Yes we need starter homes (it was NEVER easy buying your first property) but let’s examine the facts that have caused the housing shortage. 100,000 more people per year have entered this country than have left for the last two decades. Blair opened the floodgates and Cameron and May couldn’t close them due to our membership of the EU. Now we are out but Boris is doing an Attlee with a master plan to concrete over this green and pleasant land.  Local residents will have no say in what is build on ‘designated’ land. This isn’t nimbism just caring about your local environment.

In case anyone thinks I myself am being selfish I had an application for a dwelling on a plot of land next to me refused last year so I suppose the new laws might help me personally but I don’t want to see the old system torn into shreds. We need to protect the countryside.

The actual indigenous population of the UK is falling and I reckon the market would adjust itself in time. We need a return to 95% mortgages – the credit crunch was not due to 1000s of ordinary folk defaulting on their repayments.  That was caused by the fecking greedy banks who had to be baled out.  Osborne, our worst ever chancellor, decided to blame Mr Average instead and made applications much more draconian. The bastard.

Most youngsters pay more in rent than a mortgage would cost they just can’t get a huge deposit together.  And town centres will NEVER go back to what they were. Convert the buildings into economic flats and develop brown field sites. Developers hate doing this because it costs more than shoving up new housing on virgin land and reduces their profits. So fecking what! Do something for your country rather than your pockets for once.

1000s of migrants are returning to their own (eastern europen) countries as the pickings aren’t so easy here any longer now that we don’t have to abide by EU regulations. This will free up a lot of public housing which can then be allocated to our own people.

We need evolution rather than revolution but I guess that doesn’t sound so good in Boris’ soundbites.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/pm-build-build-build

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss 

24 thoughts on “New Planning Laws

      • One wonders where all the right-wing Republicans are? Why aren’t they protesting against the BLMs?

        Of course it would be ironic if some of those whities who are being told to give up their homes are actual wokes – the same people supporting the BLMs!

  1. The answer from the socialists is build more homes, don’t demonise immigrants, these same immigrants who come here because everything is free, comprehensive benefits… cunts.
    The 100,000 net is an underestimate, more like 200,000, so our own population is increasing and building 100,000 homes a year may have been sufficient but not when unlimited, uncontrolled immigration went through the roof from 2004.

    What pisses me off are cunts coming here wanting to live in London and then want housing benefit because they can’t afford the rents. Fuck them!

  2. That Robert Jenrick is a greasy pole climbing weasel cunt, a conservative with a small ‘c’, but a cunt in block capitals, but the whole party is like that, this green and pleasant land won’t be protected by these snakey cunts!

  3. Fucking right, these useless Tory bastards have no intention of halting the flow of p*nces into this country. There’s plenty of housing in this country but too much of it is owned by rich foreign cunts parking their dirty money or occupied by foreign trash here on the earhole.
    Fuck the lot of ‘em. Get the lot of them out, especially the pikeys.

  4. I’d laugh my bollocks off if planning permission was granted to build hundreds of “affordable homes” on the doorsteps of rich celebs – specifically, Linekunt, Lilly Mong and Steve Coogan et al.

  5. Not enough housing, or too many people? I know where I stand on that issue. Over the last 30 years, my area has seen lots of new housing, and only one I can think of is on a brownfield site. Where lovely meadows stood is now full of those dreadful new builds, with no gardens or space between, and of such poor construction, they will unlikely last a 25 year mortgage.
    One more thing, that developers have to include ‘affordable housing’ on every site. By affordable, they usually mean social, so one reason for buying a home in a new estate is to escape the skum that make old council estates a nightmare existence, and you spend two hundred grand to live next door to some cunt who’s having it free, and doesn’t give a fuck for it. My brother was looking to move, as his area has been ruined by buy to let cunts who have filled them with junkies and piss heads, thieving cunts and ‘newcomers’. His neighbours were from Poland, and they had been here ten years and had been on benefits for most of it, the bloke did lots of cash in hand stuff, but never paid tax. There was being built a new estate close by, and my brother went to have a look, to see if it was worth a move. In the site office stood a map, with the normal housing marked in blue, and the ‘affordable’ marked in red, of which about a quarter of the site. Obviously wanting to be as far away from those cunts, he was hoping to be on the far side of the site, but they were all taken. So, he didn’t bother, until his motorbike got robbed again, then out of desperation he went for another look. This time, the map had changed, and at least half of the site was now designated as affordable, as not many wanted to buy homes next to cunts. A cycle no doubt repeated all over the U.K.
    However, he did get rid of his layabout Polski neighbours, who went…….to the new estate, for a brand new house, gratis, courtesy of the U.K. taxpayers. Heartwarming eh?
    As for the tories lining their pockets from developers, labour cunts would probably be building more housing, but for the indigenous feckless cunts, and the many more imported cunts they would welcome with open arms. And, make money themselves from the very same developers, with the same career path. They are all cunts.

    • Im with little Greta thunderpants on this.
      Go green =repatriation.
      Get them sent back we’ll have a surplus of housing.

      • Happy Earth Overshoot Day Miserable.
        ‘Earth Overshoot Day marks the date upon which humanity has used up the natural resources that the Earth can regenerate each year. This year the date falls on 22 August, just under a month later than last year’s 29 July, but this doesn’t necessarily mean that progress has been made.
        Greta says there’s been ‘two more wasted years’.
        That girl is fuming.

        (What that entitled cunt needs is a three-way plugging – Day Admin)

  6. As I see it, there will always be a need for more homes as the population is forever expanding. There’s one main problem with this. They stopped making land 4.5billion years ago! We hear a lot of talk about saving the planet for future generations but the way planning laws are going future generations will only have small pockets of protected green spaces that they will be able to call countryside and the rest will be built on. And guess what, the same demand for more housing will be there. What will the government do then? Start developing cities underground?

    New planning laws are outrageously short sighted and only seek to address the need for housing in the short term. Relaxing old planning laws that have allowed house owners to build extensions without planning consent have made once nicely designed residential estates look ugly. Near where I live, a charming road lined with 1930’s bungalows has been turned into an eyesore by greedy developer’s buying them up one by one and adding massive roof extensions and then selling them for more than twice what they paid for them. Cunts the lot of them.

    Yes, I agree with this nom. New planning laws are a cunt whether building on previously protected land or having scant regard for the aesthetic value of existing neighbourhoods. None of this relaxation will make any difference to need in the long run. What we NEED is less fucking people. Answers on a postcard please!!

  7. Off Topic
    Coronavirus measures in Oldham and Pendle being called ‘draconian’ by a mr Iqubal the mayor of pendle.
    Hes great!!
    A little chubby pak1 with a tash and the broadest Lancashire accent youve ever heard!!
    He reminds me of the late great Charlie Williams.

  8. Planning laws are what the pak.is want them to be. I wanted to build an extension and was grudgingly granted permission for a single storey on the back of my house instead of the 2 storey at the side that I had asked for. When I sold the house I was fucking furious to discover, courtesy of Google Earth, that the w0gs that had bought the house had not only built the 2 storey extension that I had been denied but also a fucking granny annexe at the end of the garden. I had to fight off a massive urge to go and burn the fucking place down.

    • I saw a film clip a few years ago about a story that made national news-Asian planning officers allowing peaceful types to build extensions effectively turning white homeowners semi-detached houses into mid terraced. Shoddy, Jerry built shite, built by cunts-for cunts👎

      • If you declare that your residence is a place of worship, you don’t have to pay Council Tax. Peacefuls have discovered this loop hole, so if the CUNTS invite a few fellow carpet kissers around a couple of times a day they don’t have to waste any of their benefits on contributing towards local services. A couple of cheap outdoor speakers and a couple of chants of Alan’s Snackbar and you’ve got aYour very own tax avoiding mosque.

  9. ‘Planning’ is a needless hanger-on for Local Authorities to employ useless-degreed gits to do nothing other than the occasional spot of despotism.

    I’m thinking I should try and flesh this out, but actually I think that says it all.

  10. A while ago I seem to remember the govt reading the riot act to the land bankers .. hmm. Trickle down .. my back.

  11. Massive amounts of brownfield and urban sites to build on but the building corporations don’t like them as they cost tuppence each more to prepare, so they bribe a Government official, lets say theoretically some guy called “Robert”, brown paper bag passed over, a big bung to a political party – and planning permission for greenbelt is awarded, provided the developers make a percentage of it social housing (IE the block of ten flats in the middle of the five thousand house development, filled with the dirty unwaged weed dealers and constant Police attendance).
    Sorted. Corrupt as fuck, and anyone who trusts a word Boris the narcoleptic traitor says..

  12. Planning laws are being relaxed to enable the usual suspects to line their pockets.

  13. Always been a shortage of social housing always a waiting list. One of the major problems now apart from no houses is the allocation system was changed from a points based system to a “need” system. You got points for being local and things like that so once the requisite number of points were gathered you went to the top of the list and in due time got a bunch of keys and a dwelling. Now due to the sale of social housing which made a fair dent in the stock and the “needs” system You stand basically fuck all chance of a house: if the ambongos or chappattie families need a house cos three wives and twenty six kids and an inability to speak any English and just arrived on a flexi ferry trumps hands down any claim you as an English person have to social housing in the U.K. your racist for even applying. Take a knee now!

    • No chance pf social housing unless you have 18 kids and no job, or feet still wet from the Kent surf.
      Social housing should not be available to foreign Nationals.
      It’s a weird principle, it’s called “looking after our own, and those in need not those who are needy”.
      There is social housing where I live, packed with junkie alcoholic chav skanks who make life a misery and generally last less than a Year before they are evicted or removed to one of her Majesty’s hotels.
      Then the Polish move in, live there until they can sell it for a huge profit and buy somewhere better.
      We are being taken for fools.

  14. Boris, the cunt, its all his fault. Look at his resume:

    -permission to concrete over the countryside
    -hs2
    -3 grand fines for refusing to wear a mask
    -threatening to keep over 50s indoors
    -spending money like there is no tomorrow e.g. on monkey RNA vaccines
    -dinghy invaders
    -exam results will be down to teacher assessments, no it won’t, yes it will, ffs!
    -and we’re still not done with Brexit yet!

    What the hell did I vote for? Rhetorical.

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