Bette Midler

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Bette Middler is a cunt, isn’t she.

After Trump tweeted, “Fake news is the enemy of the people.” Middler, who promised she’d leave America if Trump was elected, replied, “Shut the fuck up. YOU are the enemy of the people. The news didn’t kill 153,000 people. YOU did.”

Is the botox sleeping into the ghastly old prune’s brain or is she not getting enough ‘Wind Beneath her chicken Wings’? This loudmouth orangutan thinks the deaths are caused not by a virus, but by Trump himself. Alas, Professor Muddler failed to further explain why there are deaths outside of America.

I have a vague memory of having to sit through a film starring Butt Middler on the promise of a girlfriend’s blowjob in the early 90s. Both film and subsequent noshing were horribly disappointing, the slurping certainly not worth sitting though a woeful melodrama starring this hysterical, ginger hippo.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

63 thoughts on “Bette Midler”

  3. Whats she famous for?
    I know the name, but cant think why the yanks made her famous?
    Ugly goofy fat frizzy ginger gobshite.
    Another multi millionaire marxist telling us the score.
    Go boil your head.

    • The Rose, Beaches, Hocus Pocus, First wives club, Ruthless people, Outrageous fortune

      Singing career,, hits such as the rose, from a distance, wind beneath my wings

      A career spanning decades

      • Enough there for a single cunting. Sat through Beaches shouting” hurry up and die bitch”. One of the most tedious films ever, and I’ve watched some shite in my 50 years on this planet.

  4. I suspect the old has been meant Trump’s handling of the virus within U.S. borders killed 153,000 people, not him personally. Still a massively cuntish thing to tweet though, but only to be expected from a Democunt celebricunt, especially when there’s a presidential election fermenting.

    • Poor old bugger is obviously senile. He should be in a twilight home along with demented old farts like Corbyn and Grieve.

      • Biden is a Trojan horse. If he wins in November his blick Vice President Kamala Harris will be President within a year.

    • He will fit in very well, maybe the best…. all politicians take bollocks and he is the dogs bollocks 😂

      Kayleigh McEnany gets my vote, pity she isn’t English she really slaps the press down and is fit as fuck.

    • Bid.en obviously has dementia I actually feel sorry for the cunt because he is being manipulated in a major way and he doesn’t know what the fuck is going on. Watching the (mass) debates will be like watching a live blood sport on tv – the Orange king will fuck him blue. Bet Midler is a huge, sweaty slack VAGINA but with all so called celebrity cunts endorsing politicians, they dont change anyone’s minds – I simply find it funny instead of it boiling my piss. So fuck her in her large uninviting ASS HOLE.

  7. Although a lot of right wingers are twats, why is it that every vocal supporter of the left is a complete cunt? Every one, no exceptions.

    I remember seeing her singing on a warship once in a dress which showed off a lovely big pair of knockers. Which now I’ve written it down does sound more like something I dreamt.

  8. A good mate of mine used to rave about this munter in the 1980s. Probably still does. Could never see the attraction myself. A complete turn-off. Maybe why she’s such a massive gay icon.

  9. Morning Cap’n, and cunters everywhere.
    Like everyone else on here, I’m sick to death of ‘celebrities’ gobbing off on every subject under the sun. This sounds like another severe case of TDS to me. Just shut the fuck up yourself, you old boot.

  10. How very dare you nominating Bette, she is the Queen of us gays. Leave her alone or the gay mafia may come after you 🥰

  11. Ugly old tart. Her misfortune is that the Hammer Horror series isn’t still going – she would be one of the few monsters who would need absolutely no make-up. A typical loud-mouthed ignorant old bleeder.

  13. The old bat was the luvvies darling once 70s/80s and known for her jewish belt of a singing voice, the “Divine Miss M” is now a frozen faced fat old fag hag.

  14. I imagine Hawaiians as tanned and wearing colouful tropical clothes,
    Like BWC if hed borrowed Thomas the Cunt Engines wardrobe!
    She can play the ukelele apparently?
    Thats hawaiian, bet she cant surf though?!!
    Didnt know they had jews in Hawaii!
    Seem out of place somehow,
    Grass skirts and them big hats they wear!!😁😁

    • It’s morning here CS.

      And Peter Sellers is on freeview channel 14.

      Good evening.

      • Afternoon Cuntstable. Have you not met my great friend and mentor, Caught Spedding?

        Clearly you live a charmed life.

      • So it is, so it is, so it is RTC. Having problems posting an addendum about Martin Rowe (not: Roe, qv, loc cit) from. the Republic now. Prolly for the best.

        Top of the morning to you too, Sir (just)! ☘

  16. Bye the bye have been blu-toothed (another cunt) to me crapphone a video orf a very artistic and educational nature (do not eat any lunch before viewing) which I would share to elevate the tiresomely plebeian nature of this site. Me PC reads the crapphone as a usb device and happily downloads the pictures folder but will not read the video stored as an MPG4 in the blutooth folder. Best it will do in VLC is to download the sound (interesting enough) but no nudge nudge action. Have tried a few file converters but none will recognise the video. It will only play fully featured on the crapphone. Do not have a blutooth receiver in me PC. The only port me crapphone has is mini usb, no firewire ect so what to do?
    Suggestions in plain brown envelopes gratefully received. Did occur that I might convert the whole video online sent from the crapphone but what a fucking pfaff and hardly confidential. Porno boffins over to you.

    • Just occurred to me to try setting me crapphone up as a wireless hotspot and try to download to me pc from it. Bugger me if that will work.

      • Thanks for that Komodo. Lots to wank over in the small hours. Me crapphone is a Huawei P40 with its own utility online that is supposed to enable this sort of stuff called HiSuite – download it to PC and phone but at the moment the cunt will not download and run properly. I did suspect the lead and the micro usb port as not having enough welly for video so OTG could be the answer. Otherwise it’s installing a blutooth card in me pc and transferring the 43MB video file that way. Pity blutooth has such pathetic distance limitations or I would be casting it to cunters across the nation.

      • Thank you Dragon Man. Found a work around early this am by using the old Blitz Kreig method – repeatedly loading and unloading VLC until it capitulated and recognised the video file or at least showed the traffic cone next to it. Played but audio only. So copied the file and pasted it in to Videopad Video Editor (free chinko download from NCH). Miraculous transformation – video and audio recognised plus full editing gizmos available. Then uploaded the file directly to a new YouTube account (private mode and without tags to keep it away from the algorithms for as long as). Took a few screen captures as well for general enjoyment. But what a cunt.

    • Her parents were Nazi dodgers, harboured by the the good old US of A. Go and get her UT gas mk 5.

  18. One horrid night….waaaaaaaay back in the last century…I was conned into attending a Bette Midler concert by a group of (ex) friends who were trying to set me up with some bird they knew. While I was barely aware of “The Divine Miss M” (as they called her), they were completely over the fucking moon for the porky cunt and assured me the night would be unforgettable.

    They were right! Thirty plus years of booze, drugs and therapy could not wipe away the trauma of that night. She had a canned act back then. Costumes, songs and “jokes” were melded together in a kind of vaudeville/burlesque act that was known and anticipated by the audience who gleefully sang along and repeated the “jokes” in real time.

    As the show went on I wanted to slit my wrists. As the pain worsened I wanted to slit their wrists. Years later I wished I had slit her wrists.

  19. Another greedy old Jewess with a fading career and earnings making a desperate attempt to flog her dreadful shit to a generation of woke$ and commie$ by being rude about Trump.
    Laughable, but Trump’s opponent is creepy Joe “I like the children to touch me” Biden – if Tangoman can’t beat this senile commie then he deserves slapping!

    • One wonders whether Biden (and Trump, for that matter) ever joined rãpey Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew for a n0nće-fest on Jeffrey’s pleasure island…

  20. Was known as one of the biggest slags and coked filled gluebags in Tinsletown and ‘Noo Yoik’ in the 1970s. Rumour is the Stones’ ‘Starfucker’ was a ‘tribute’ to Midler and her ‘You name ’em, I’ve fucked ’em’ reputation in the celebrity world back then.

    I wonder if she did get John Wayne before he died?

    • No way the Duke porked that Jewish slag! He was Bircher…a John Birch Society member whose member liked spicy Latina Cono not Kosher Commie Cunts. His 3 wives were, Josephine Saenz, Esperanza Baur and Pilar Pallete

      • Hey Norman,

        A recent biography says yes. According to author Scott Eyman they had a long term affair. Although if my memory is correct she denied many times.

        Despite his predilection for spicy fish tacos the Duke delved into other cultures as well.

        Merle Oberon…born Estelle Merle O’Brian Thompson…was (like O’Hara) a bit of corned beef and cabbage he is said to have fancied.

        He was also known to enjoy stuffing his sausage into kraut Marlene Dietrich. They had a 3 year affair.

        He also enjoyed some good old fashioned corn fed american…uh…ahem…he was accused of having an affair with actress Gail Russell although they both denied it.

        Those are just the ones I know about. He was the biggest star in the world so I’m betting there were many more.

      • Cheers for the info, General. The big man certainly knew how to put it about.

        And I always loved what Richard Harris said about his affair with Merle Oberon. Richard said he left the lights on when he fucked Oberon. Because if he hadn’t he said he might as well have been a teenage lad again. Wanking over her in his bed in Limerick.

  21. I have no idea how someone is allowed to get away with publicly falsely and aggressively accusing a person of murdering 153,000 people complete with expletives but a satirical comedy film with the word ‘negger’ in it gets a three minute warning before transmission.

    • Like Snoop Dog when he fired that pretend gun at Trump in a video, Cupid. No problem. Or Jo Brand jokes about acid attacks. Yet say “black coffee” and there’s a meltdown.

  23. She’s a comedienne as well. I remember listening to her- all about blowjobs. Not funny.
    Then she moved from that to singing ‘The Wind Beneath My Wings’ everyone hushed to hear.
    It was the totally abrupt transition that got me.

    • I mean you couldn’t really believe in the (literally) soaring sentiments after that.

  24. There are a load of these wankers who said they were leaving the USA if President Trump took office I notice they haven’t left 👍👍
    Chief flag waver of the down with Trump is so called Film tough guy Robert De Niro I see he’s still living in the States dispite who’s president 👎

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