Currys (and other retailers/corporates) obsession with the B in BAME.

Growing up I didn’t have a racist bone in my body. I have worked with many folk of all creeds and colour with no problem or ill effect, and still technically don’t.

What is gripping my shit along with many other cunters and other people of all races I know is the relentless onslaught of blik or mixed race bliks shoehorned into almost every corporate image and almost every advert going. Never a Chinese or other under representated non-chippy or stabby type, just bliks.

Its been bad enough for the last couple of years that Barclays only seem to offer products to bliks in its banking app and that the BBC have an extensive library of images to portray blik victimhood or cost of living payments, but today when wanting to contact Currys about an item my piss boiled over.

Their contact page literally only shows blik staff working there. Now this should not rile or wind me up, but it does purely because it is no longer overkill with the pandering to this demographic, but as with the illegal migrants being allowed to stay we have been conquered by a minority purely due to skin colour and no other reason of merit. No offence is intended against any person regardless of ethnicity in this nom, it is aimed at the architects of this cuntitude. You would not accept a pint of black stout with 90% white froth, it isn’t a true depiction of the product and is not acceptable, so why are we subjected to the reverse in regard to skin tone? It has now infested everything you see and everywhere you go, even in areas where there are literally none in the general population, like round here. Ffs bring back some balance.

Link below:

Currys News Link

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

I’d like to nominate Judge David Fletcher for sending pensioner Maurice Snelling to jug for selling mince pies and wine at his shooting club during lockdown.

He did try to cover it up but hey cut him some slack – he’s old and has a heart problem. But no this denizen of the law wants him in chokey……

Nominated by: Rumncoke

(This is a fairly short nomination (see rule 3 of Nomination submissions. But since you’re new we’ll let it through this time – Day Admin)

Stoke Sentinal News Link

With supporting link provided by: Jeezum Priest

A well deserved cunting for the greedy grasping, expenses swindling bastards, who like to be known as “honourable ladies and gentlemen”, who have now been given permission to host Xmas parties ON EXPENSES!. As if the bastards don’t steal enough already:

Daily Mail News Link

This is on top of some of the bastards, like Rachel Reeves, Jess Phillips and – of course – Liam Byrne – claiming their gas and electricity bills on “expenses” as well, and of course Byrne famous for his fucking “Sorry there is no money left” note in 2010, made sure he really pushed the boat out by claiming more than £1000:

Inews News Link

In fairness, it has to be said that this greed has spread to Sunak’s Blairite party but Byrne, the great greasy heap of steaming shit, as ever claims more than anyone else. He has been a Birmingham MP for 18 years. The people of Birmingham are equal cunts for electing this bald bastard so often knowing his greed.

Dame Kweer, if he really is a man of great “integrity” needs t do something about his lickspittles.

It should be said that alcohol will not be able to be paid for with our largesse, but how fucking barmy do they think we are if we believe they won’t find their way around that proscription.

You would find more honest ponces in Parisian pissoirs than you do in parliament.

Sly News Link. (Latest developments – NA)

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

I recently did a job and was stripping down a treble wardrobe for a customer,
I asked him to pass me my screwdriver (bespoke, expensive)
And when he passed it me It was with horror I noticed he had long fingernails!!

I’ve seen this before,
Unclean fuckers who have talons like Diana Ross.
No excuse unless you’re a werewolf,
Or a Hindu fakir.

A man should have closely cropped nails
For working, and not some Draculaesque talons that can inadvertently scratch or puncture bystanders.
It’s incredibly ducky
And deeply suspect.

I took a instant dislike to this customer,
And although I remained professional throughout I did it with a air of contempt on my face.

These people should be forcibly shorn .

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

And supported by: David Cuntsbury

Oh my word yes MNC, I had to grab a vomit receptacle the other day when I inadvertently began to watch Time Team. There is a greasy, smelly-looking Dorset yokel (Phil Harding, presumably – Day Admin) on there who has been ‘developed’ by Channel Four to become a television personality archaeologist. In the early days he was very meek and quiet (just look for an early episode on Youtube), but somebody at C4 had a word and told him they’d have to get replacement archaeologist if he didn’t start to develop a noticeable TV persona, and now the cunt is so full of himself he’s set to burst all over Lefty Robinson.

What truly horrifies me though is the length of this human greaseball’s finger nails. They are longer than most women’s nails, and rather than looking scrubbed and clean, they look like he scoops them out with the C4 canteen teaspoons, or one of those revolting nail care penknives that your next door neighbour brings back for you from Malta. I appreciate his job isn’t one that attracts those with an on-site manicurist, but his dirt resembles aged faeces, tooth scrapings and armpit oil. He is a dirty, smelly, unhygienic cunt of a man, and is the reason I had to stop watching TT.

Here she is again.
Another holiday, another boob job.
Another waste of a human skin.
This is, allegedly, her 12th trip overseas this year. Yet, she’s supposed to be bankrupt.
I’m missing some wrinkle here, I need a better accountant.

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(Intentionally scheduled for gents with Early Morning Horn Syndrome! – Day Admin)