I wonder how many of you cunters knew that half the population of the North East is tinted. Well switch on to Vera, and that’s how it seems. Although the murderer is always white. How strange.

Oh no, they’re making yet another series of this festering pile of pigshit. Christ, where do I start? Well how about the boring story lines and risible attempts at a Geordie accent by most of the actors, which invariably sound somewhere between Welsh, Bulgarian and Parking Stanley. Then there’s the subdued lighting and low pitched background noise to give a sense of ‘Newcastle noir’ foreboding. Except it doesn’t, it’s just fucking annoying.

And who do we have playing the hard nosed Detective Chief Inspector Vera Stanhope? Why, shortarsed Teletubby OAP Brenda Blethyn of course, who calls everyone ‘love’ when the correct Geordie term of endearment is ‘pet’. And her back up team of plain clothes coppers? A Scotsman past retirement age and a collection of 20 something kiddies. Even one in a wheelchair for fucks sake. Does this fit the typical detective demographic? No, it’s ITV fulfilling it’s diversity targets.

So here comes series 12, which I expect will go diversity mad. Brenda’s 76 now, so surely they’ll pension her off to be the next Miss Marple. To give it some female glamour let’s replace her with Dame Eddie Izzard in best frock and lippy. Back up team? Well those roles are a must for Ade Adepitan, Warwick Davis and Ellie Simmonds, who will all make highly credible police detectives. Where to film it? How about on the Newcastle quayside, at the coast or in the remote wilds of Northumberland, just for a change, eh?

I’m sorry to say that Mrs Twatt watches this shite, so that will be more business for the Whippet Inn from yours truly when it comes on. What a pile of cunt.

Hello Magazine

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

This is not a cunting of all rozzers, but of this plastic copper (PCSO) in particular. I’d use a ‘better’ source, but the lamestream media ignored this story, of course. It definitely happened though, the footage is out there and the cops aren’t denying it.

What happened was some far lefty PCSO knocked on a woman’s door who had a sticker in the window which said something like ‘Trans women aren’t real women.’

I agree. I wouldn’t put it in my window (you’re just asking for some woke prick to put a brick through it), but that’s up to her.

This Stasi-esque plastic copper knocked on her door and gave her a bollocking, telling the woman to get educated and ‘you need to read more, quite frankly’.

I was hoping to read some news that this little Adolf had been relieved of her duties, but I can’t find such a story.

I guess she’ll soon be the county’s highest ranking rozzer in a few years instead, the fucking shithouse.

Fuck off.

graham linehan news link

Nominated by:Cuntybollocks

A straight-forward cunting for old, “Goldenballs” himself, football “ambassador”, David Beckham. Why? Well, just watch this 2-minute video, says it all…

You Tube Link

Beckham already took $15 million from the Saudis to be their sports ambassador and has taken $150 million (some say $200 million) from the Qatar government (which is just an elite family in reality).

He used to revel in his, “gay icon” status, hanging out with Elton John, dressing in skirts and shit. But over the past few years he has been schmoozing in style with gay-murder-sanctioning states in the Arabian peninsula.

I’m looking forward to the World Cup, but more high-profile people need to speak out about the atrocities there, especially after Russian sports teams have been banned from tournaments. How can the governments and football associations say fuck all about Qatar’s woeful human rights record? It was too late to change the host nation for the 1978 World Cup in military junta Argentina, but we’ve known for years that Qatar has an awful human rights record. LGBTQ+ rights is all the rage, with a caveat for Qatar, it seems.

It’s hard to deploy cognitive dissonance over Qatar 2022 and just focus on the football. You’d think more players would speak up, not just retired German legend, Philipp Lahm who is boycotting the tournament. Southgate was sheepish when asked about boycotting back in May. But Beckham went against the grain HARD. Money-grubbing hypocrite.

Nominated by: Le Cunt

(Note. There is an additional nom about Becks and his queuing up at the Queen lying in State due to go live soon. Please keep comments about that separate from here. Thanks – Day Admin)

All you Senior Citizens (old bastards) must remember good old Idi. A cunt who served in the British army for five minutes and when he became President (murdering dictator) of Uganda awarded himself the Victoria Cross as well as every other medal available to the British soldier.

He also, famously, offered to send food parcels to starving Britain while his own people were scavenging for scraps on rubbish dumps with their arses hanging out of their trousers.

And of course, the racist cunt threw all the Asians out of Uganda which is how we ended up with the recently retired Home Secretary, Priti Useless and the well known race baiter, Yasmin Alibhai Brown, among many other fucking cunts.

Good old Idi, how we used to laugh at him, we’ll never see his like again.

Except we will and we do. The difference is we are not allowed to laugh at him or slag him off because of the colour of his skin. Idi would be a hero today in the eyes of the Guardianistas and the BBC. How times change eh?

As Alf would have said….”innit fair eh? innit bleedin’ fair.”

The Guardian

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

(In the eyes of the Left Idi may no longer be considered a cunt but more of a victim of British Colonialism etc. – Day Admin)

A cunting for ITV hub.

I never had to sign into this service before, but it’s free, so why not.
Ahah! Something different. You can now pay every month to have the adverts removed.
And God help if you don’t.

If you’ve missed an episode of a series you’ve been watching, you can get it on catchup, but be prepared to be bombarded by more adverts than you ever thought could possibly be shoehorned into a program.

All of which are full of non-whites, except two insurance ones which have those irritating meerkats, and the fat squawking Welsh cunt.

I imagine immigrants don’t bother with insurance anyhow, so they’re the only adverts without them in it.

I am not able to fast forward this interminable shit either, but piss boiling as it is, I will not be forced into parting with even more money, when the cunts have already been paid by the companies that are trying to peddle their fucking rubbish to us.

I don’t have a link for this nom, but if you use ITV catchup, you’re going to find out anyway.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

(Looks like Hub might be dumped soon: Day Admin – South Wales News Link )