Comic Relief (5)

Comic Relief (or Red Nose Day) is a massive Cunt.

The 5 people in this picture are cunts. I bet they have been badly affected by the COVID outbreak…..not. Yet these cunts still demand money from the public. Lenny Henry is a huge cunt. Alesha Dixon is a ginormous cunt. Davina McCall is the queen of cunts. Why do these delusional morons think that people want to watch them?

This type of shite is just another reason to cancel your TV License

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2021/mediapacks/comic-relief-2021-night-of-tv

Nominated by: AsItIs

(No doubt Henry will be begging for racist white man’s money to be distributed to oppressed BAMEs from around the world – DA)

…and this from Field Marshal Cuntgomery

I know it’s an easy target, but it has avoided a cunting for a couple of years.
Ladies and gentlemen. Comic relief is a cunt. It’s always shite, but this years offering defies belief. In fact I’d say it should fall under the auspices of the trades description act.
This years line up included those internationally acclaimed comics David Tennant, Davina McCall, Paddy McGuinness, some half chat tart from Britain’s got the X factor on ice and some dark key knight of the realm who used to do Trevor Macdonald impersonations. All interspersed at agonisingly frequent intervals with tales of woe from the usual suspects.
No virtue signalling from some fly blown African cess pits this year, but it’s still a mawkish pile of shit and the incessant Covid references made it shitier still.
They still raised over £45 million (allegedly) which proves this country is full of stupid cunts of the highest order.
It’s a good job the above mentioned comic geniuses gave their time for free.
Oh wait…..

British Boxing Fans

I would like to cunt every british boxing fan who insists on trying to sing the Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” before every re-re-re match between two over rated fuckwits.
Just before the WWE inspired entrance from the latest clown who is defending 1 or 2 out of about 20 different belts that exist in this ruined sport the song comes over the speakers and you get tens of thousands of drunken chavs singing;

Sweet Caroline der der der
Good times never seem so bruur
I ser the ser
Der der der
To beleive the wer wer woo!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

https://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11977398/even-anthony-joshua-has-embraced-sweet-caroline-as-boxings-biggest-anthem-says-adam-smith

Dumbing Down the NHS (15)

A cunting for all those in charge of fucking up the NHS, seniors NHS management and the government mostly.

Remember when some mentalist thought it would be a good idea to require a degree to become a nurse?

Now they are saying people should be able to become doctors via an apprenticeship. I shit you not.

https://apple.news/AAev_PXMYT3aW6y-zdIkD3w

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9356709/Aspiring-doctors-qualify-without-medical-degree.html

Want to be a nurse off to uni, want to be a doctor, learn on the job.

Cleaners required, NHS foundation trust, PhD required.

Up is down!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit 

Middle Class Angst

So a middle class girl gets murdered. Terrible, hang the cunt.

Where were these women when hundreds of thousands of white children were raped, abused and murdered by jihadi rape gangs over decades all hushed up by the police. Its all still going on.

RIP Sarah. How about the other lot you fucking mong cunts.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Joe Biden – Leader of the Free World! (8)

Creepy Joe Biden.

I’m sure we’ve all seen by now, the video of Joe Biden failing, twice, to climb the stairs of Air Force One. Y’see? The dumb cunt can’t even fall down properly. You’re supposed to fall DOWN, numbnuts, not up.

There have been some truly awesome means appearing since the incident. They include Trump on a gold course, taking swing, and the ball hitting Biden on the back of the head. Another one is Trump autographing MAGA hats and throwing them, frisbee like into a crowd. One of them lands on Biden’s head.

I couldn’t help but notice though that the MSM have barely covered this incident, which is strange, because they were quick to show Trump falling or sliding. So they get cunted for the cover up. I tell you, I will be amazed if the 25th Amendment isn’t brought into force, and Kameltoe Harris isn’t sworn is a President by the end of the year. Still, I guess falling UP stairs is better than sniffing the hair of females.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9382183/Donald-Trump-Jr-posts-video-showing-father-knocking-Joe-Biden-golf-balls.html

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw