There has been no news for a while now.
I assume Londoners have stopped stabbing. Burmese despots stopped murdering. No one has coronavirus. Sunday papers the same.
Apparently a 99 year old has died. Hold the front page. Every other fucking page. All the TV channels. And the fucking radio!
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Complete savings are cunts!
Who the fuck are complete savings you ask, i will tell you.
Complete savings are a company who give you cash back when you make an online purchase, for example i just ordered a couple of oil filters for my beloved motorbike from eBay, when you pay for these you get a message from complete cunts,i mean savings saying your entitled to cash back.
Now i have this message pop up and signed up for this service a couple of years ago and have never got a penny back.
Yesterdays purchase £35, message from Complete cunts, your entitled to £16.50 back, spend 5 mins filling in the form and at the end, after they have contacted you, you get -sorry your not entitled to this service.
Initially i thought it was a scam, so i checked it out and its legit, except you never get any money back.
So all i can think is these useless fuckmonkey cunts sell your details or something.
My own fault for thinking somehow i was going to get a little win in life.
https://www.completesavings.co.uk/
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
(and what others think – DA https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.completesavings.co.uk
https://www.which.co.uk/news/2017/10/beware-costly-online-cashback-schemes/ )
(For the next week or so we have decided to bump up the number of published daily nominations, from the usual 5 to 6 – and 7 at the weekends. Thanks – DA)
A victim soaked super cunting for Evidence Joel, mother of Richard Okorogheye.
Richard’s body was unfortunately found in Epping Forest after an extensive Police search. Foul play is not suspected, the cause of death is not known at present.
Whilst the loss of any young life is particularly tragic, the young man’s CUNT of a mother has already jumped on the raaaaycist bandwagon claiming that the police didn’t react instantly when she reported that a young adult was missing.
Despite the fact that such an occurrence is extremely common, the CUNT is claiming that the delay was only because her son is black.
Compensation will be the next demand and she will undoubtedly be successful as nobody dares to say no to a non white race baiter.
What a monumental CUNT, Evidence by name, no evidence in reality.
Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot
Bitchell – the balding ginger/grey haired Royal arse licker (or arse liker if you prefer) is currently pumping out tsunamis of repressed watery spunk as it does the work it lives for, a good old Right Royal snuff fest.
Head slightly bowed and ferrety eyes flicking to camera and back, the old line between grovelling, grief and gravitas is imperfectly preserved. The little cunt loves every minute knowing that it has closed out most of the other Royal commentators and is going to be hogging the airways for weeks if not months to come.
We present this nom in the expectation that as the money has it, the backroom bitchery at the Poofs Palace will result in a swift knife in the back for its least loved member (already have it in The Pool so tough titties).
What more to come from Witchell’s World? The Lying In, the Funeral, the Service of Commemoration and on and on. Then the breaking of the shock horror stories – the allegations of the Dook’s “other life” – the extra-marital affairs, the sailor boys (the Dook was an enthusiastic “sailor” by all accounts) etc etc. If one has a certain status in life one does hear things – or allegations rather.
To quote the future King (that’s Charlie boy me cuntos) off camera on Bitchell
“Ghastly Man”.
https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1362888205650038788/pu/img/N9ORH_gcYe9BjEKi.jpg
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
The seeds of doubt.
Have I turned the heater off? Have I locked the front door? Did I put the alarm on? Did I unplug the iron?
The seeds of doubt can fuck off. The cunts.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
