Shall I compare him to a massive cunt?
Yes I will.

I know that entertainment was a bit thin on the ground in the late 1500’s, but the fucking rubbish that this slap head used to churn out was awful. It seems like then, just like now, people would turn up to watch any old shit packaged as entertainment.

I remember having to read Macbeth in school.There was a few paragraphs of the actual play followed by half a page of explanation of what those few paragraphs meant. And then it was up to us, the students to try and decipher the nonsense for our O level.

It was the equivalent of watching an episode of 3 – 2 – 1 with Dusty Bin.

Nobody had a fucking clue what was going on.

William Shakespeare…. Bard (stard).

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

It now seems the norm for TV stations to show a warning before anything made before the year 2000 (sometimes later than this).

You see, we’ve got ‘outdated attitudes’. We’re the ones with the problem, not the fucking snowflakes under 30.

Listen you fucking soft cunts who agree with the warnings. There is nothing wrong with us. It’s you you fucking soft cunts. You’ve got ‘Soft as shit attitudes’. If Aladdin makes you want to protest against wayciiism or maybe hide under your bed and cry in shame, then guess what?

It’s you who has the snowflake attitude. Nothing wrong with my attitude, you cunts.

So well done. Now, it means the likes of Steptoe and Son, Alf Garnett and many other classic shows can never be shown (and seen) by our younger generations on terrestrial television.

Instead, enjoy every show featuring safe ‘jokes’ and a plethora of dark keys and gays. You may get the odd straight white honky. But he’ll be the bad guy. He’s usually the murderer on a modern ‘whodunnit’. Which means all shows like that are now ruined. I stopped watching ‘Line of Duty’ ages ago (overrated) and it seems everyone is hyped about who the bad guy is or something. Without watching it, I can tell you it will be the straight white male, probably middle aged with sexist and/or slightly racist attitudes as deemed by pussies. And there are probably very few of these straight white honky men in the show, so it should make it easy for you.

These warnings are for fucking snowflakes and they should only watch episodes of Playschool from now onwards, the fucking soft twats.

Well done on ruining telly you wimps. I’m off to watch my episodes of ‘Love thy Neighbour’.

Fuck off.

https://www.independent.co.uk/independentpremium/long-reads/sky-now-tv-streaming-political-correctness-racism-breakfast-tiffanys-b1225137.html

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

All the British actor luvvie cunts jumping on the Noel Clarke bandwagon are cunts.
American ones obviously won’t give a fuck or even know who he is.

But scores of British third division luvvie twats are openly ‘condemning’ Clarke even before he’s been found guilty. That tart from Viewpoint and also the ludicrous Channel 4 cop show No Offence bleating to Clarke’s alleged victims ‘I see you, I hear you, I believe you’ and some other bint saying Clarke’s ‘Time is up’.

All well and good, eh? But where were their messages of ‘solidarity’ for the girls of Rochdale, Rotherham, Manchester and Newcastle? Where was their outrage at the disgrace that was Operation Augusta? Nowhere, that’s fucking where.

No publicity in that, you see. Also ‘ordinary’ girls and women who get raped or abused are nothing to these virtue signaling locusts. Good old Me Too and Time’s Up… As self serving and as elitist and exclusive as ever. Scum cunts.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2021/apr/29/actor-noel-clarke-accused-of-groping-harassment-and-bullying-by-20-women

Nominated by: Norman

Seconded by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

To support Norman.
This Clarke cunt seems to have been cancelled. Even luvvies academy BAFTA have disowned him. His luvvie mates have rejected the cunt. ITV have cancelled the last of a frilla series.
Does wokedom no longer recognise the principle of innocent until proven guilty? Are fucking bandwagons more important than the rule of law?
Stalin would glow with pride at their actions.

This irritating Cunt will just not get off the TV.

Switch it on and this annoying fucking bastard if there, glaring at you – eyes like marbles, face like a raw steak that’s be dropped on a gravel driveway and then run over.

Harry Redknapp at home in his fucking mansion with the Mrs, Harry Redknapp & friends on holiday getting shit-faced, Harry Redknapp & his idiot son on quiz shows. Not forgetting this Cunt will advertise any old shit for more £knicker.

Just what the fascination with this talentless money grabbing wanker is, I have no idea.
Just fuck off you Massive Cunt !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

My job is a cunt.

I have working in corporate insolvency for about 15 years or so. It involves talking to company directors who’s companies are in the shit financially. Occasionally, it’s not there fault.

The building industry is a nightmare, large companies stiffing smaller subcontracted companies for thousands leaving the little man to pick up the tab, hateful it is. Carillion alone stiffed loads,those fucking directors should be in jail.

Mostly though directors are lying cheating cunts that couldn’t run a tap let alone a company. They nick money from the companies and overdraw their directors loan accounts then bleat like cunts when they have to pay it back.

Some of these wankers have expense accounts that even an MP would be appalled by.

But the most annoying thing is the foreigners. Today I have 46 calls left to do, of that 31 of these slippery bastards have foreign names, mainly the moose limb names and sub Saharan African names.

I’m sick of it, it wears me down. I’m hoping I’ve saved enough to retire soon, this job sucks the life out of me every day.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO