Onlyfans

What is only fans? (Like you pretend you don’t know already) it’s like Instagram only you pay to basically watch women get their tits out.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14355641/teen-mom-briana-dejesus-onlyfans-sucking-toes/amp/

These talented young women make thousands doing anything you like for cash and making themselves rich. Now if sad people with more money than sense and women with no morals or future view to employment wish to do that fair enough.

Then there’s this:
For a mere £10,000 you can livestream a woman giving birth. Imagine explaining to your kid in a few years that when you were born there were strangers with a niche fetish were wanking online watching.

I think this is what Alan Turing really wanted for his invention

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/pregnant-onlyfans-mum-plans-live-24092179.amp

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Guido Fawkes (3)

I’d like to say what we are all thinking and formally move to officially ( and with a heavy heart) cunt Guido Fawkes and the ‘Order order’ website.

For many years this site was an oasis of common sense providing opportunity to speak your mind and give arsehole politicians what for in no uncertain terms. It was generally right of centre but also appreciated some well considered input from some of our left wing friends when they spoke truth unto power.

Staines himself used to boast, in response that the language used was full of sweary words like ‘cunt’ for example was simply the language you would hear in pubs up and down the country and thus simply reflected the voice of the common man.

However, as you will no doubt have noticed the tone of this site has somewhat changed over the past few years. From around 2010 when Cameron took power the site has become more and more a a platform for Conservative party arse licking.

Indeed, it is now clear the site is run by the Government for the Government. I don’t know how much Fawkes was paid or what he was threatened with but he sold out and it’s obvious as fuck.

Visit the site these days and what you will find is Government sponsored house trolls all over the place often arguing with each other when the site is quiet. The other day it appeared the whole site was engaged with rimming Boris Johnson and it was not a pretty site.

Just goes to show how much the establishment have taken over the internet. Cunts.

https://order-order.com/

Nominated by: Jack

Enid Blyton – Revisited

Not the individual, author of 600+ titles encouraging everyone to read very successfully since the 1930’s, but the Bowdlerised stuff circulating right now in a book shop near you.

“The Faraway Tree” and “The Wishing Chair” were always my favourites (pure fantasy with magic chairs and enchanted woods and lands-in-a-cloud at the top-of-the-tree and pixies and wizards) comprising 5 titles altogether, maybe 6. Noddy of course, when I was about 2, contributed to my wanting to read – anyway, I’ve been ordering some books for my sister AND THEY’VE CHANGED ALL THE NAMES!!

“Bessie” is out. Why? If you need to ask the question you wouldn’t understand the answer. She’s Beth now. “Dick” and “Fanny” (although actual names) have been rebadged. Golliwogs? Nasty green goblins? Greeks? I suppose I’ll find out when the books (2 x Wishing Chair, 3 x Faraway Tree) arrive and I look through them before posting them on.

Original “retro” illustrations still available [but with the new text] but the original text is still available (from a London source) [2nd hand] as first editions at appropriate £¥$ which is a major cunt deserving to be cunted just to appease the wokeness.

Enid, the authoress, however, remains sound.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/03/enid-blyton-racism

Nominated by: Excalibur 

American TV “Ass” and “Shit” Worship

Why do Americans love the words “ass” and “shit”? Why has it gone from being a physical to a metaphysical part of their lives? I´ve just watched a Netflix series of “Suits”, now best known because it was the debut for the Black Princess Meghan who is not at all black but let´s not go into that here.

It´s quite well written but every episode has a scene in which someone is told to “move your ass”, “watch your ass”, “shake your ass”, “kick ass” etc. It doesn´t stop there because it is accompanied by “shit” as in “I don´t give a shit”, “take your shit and go”, “shit happens” and, most eloquent of all, “shit, shit, shit”.

Tut, tut, tut. What would George Washington say?

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Phone Camera Bad Samaritans

Phone camera bad Samaritans

In this age of smartphones everyone basically can record video. This can be good to show wars/protests that the media don’t want you to know about and I’m not talking about that.

https://youtu.be/9OHRbH6PC_Q

I’m talking about things like this. You’ll find dozens of the things on the net. People happy to record and watch, even cheer on fights and muggings and do nothing even though they’re RIGHT THERE and could help stop it but they don’t. Instead they upload the shit for views and ‘cred’ most of the time.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits