As I write this nom, I’ve just got back from filling the Quimsonmobile at the local garage, but being a stupid cunt I’d forgotten it’s a bank holiday, so there I was fucking queuing to get in the place, when normally I’m the only cunt there filling up,

I got out of the car at my usual pump, and started filling up, as I looked around the forecourt I saw a sea of midlife, three quarter trousered cunts with sunglasses over their baseball caps, fucking hell gentleman, I didn’t even wear shorts in Rhodesia until it was 26 degrees, but then I realised they’re all strolling into the shop,

it’s not fucking Tesco you cunts, if you want a wander around the shop, go over to the car park before going into pay.

here they come out then, bundles of fucking carrier bags full of fucking overpriced grub, strolling back to their cars where wifey hands hubby his balls back out of her handbag,

these metrosexual type “men” are an embarrassment to the human race, wifey does the shopping it’s not the mans job in a marriage,

fuck the world truly is going to hell in a handcart, even sleepy Pembrokeshire is inflicting these cunts upon me, there was even a sööty there, buying chiggun strips, the modern world is fucked, I believe I’m the only sane cunt left!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Not another BBC cunting I hear you groan.

Well this time it has managed to squeeze an angle into a story about the furlough and hospitality in sunny Wales.

Story is about the number of employees leaving hospitality for other jobs using three examples.

First, we have a Ms Zadroga from Swansea who explained it is hard work standing on her feet for 14 hours a day and wearing a face mask all day. Seems reasonable I hear you say.

The we get to example number two, a Helen Smith who appreciated lockdown because no one was shouting at her or touching her up at work. She could also spend more time with her wife…yep, you read that right. Now, Ms. Smith (obviously a Ms.) wearing dungarees and what looks like Mr Blobby’s fat suit was touched by who exactly?

Are we talking by paralytic pissheads after 8 pints of Tennent’s Super? Was it by her rug munching sisterhood? The BBC leaves us wondering who and more importantly why?

The only thing I could think would be touching her would be the tip of a Japanese whaling boat’s harpoon should she decide to takes dip in the North Atlantic.

To me, this story should not be on BBC Wales, it should be on BBC Whales.

“Your BBC” guaranteed to slot in THEIR agenda with your money at any opportunity.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-57241370

Nominated by: Cunt Two Three 

And speaking of the BBC, this from Everyonesacunt 

The continuation of Black immigrant none stories in the UK press especially Al Beeb. Immigrants B lacks Indians etc are so important to Britain so says Al beeb et al. “How six Indian friends found their feet in the UK”.. “Organising a Black Lives Matter protest changed my life”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-57285369

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57170386

Okay I know it’s been done before by myself and others. However, browsing through the b lack boisterous cunts site this evening back home in Lincolnshire after a W/bank holiday weekend at my daughters on the Yorkshire coast I feel my blood, piss and the rest of my bodily fluids boiling to eruption point once again.

I don’t give a flying fuck and neither does any other cunt including immigrants about a gang of immigrants who made Britain their home in 1965. You hear me b b cunts.

Stop creating none stories just to push your colour immigrant agenda bias for fuck sake.. Even the immigrants must be fed up by now. 2nd generation ones I know are pig fucking sick of it, you hear that you cunts.

And as for the Bugger all matters bastards. Stop. just stop. please it is making things worse. I played with Black kids when I was a kid. Colour never never ever came into any of our thoughts and I am now 60. Now this shit is turning my rational thoughts to irrational ones. For Peters sake stop.

This reporting of utter pointless uninteresting racial shit is just done to promote one section of society above another stop it you fucking fools before it’s too late. Cunts.

What the fuck happened them?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/boris-johnson-risks-damaging-commons-defeat-amid-tory-rebellion-on-overseas-aid-cuts/ar-AAKEUx3?ocid=msedgdhp

We have a Tory revolt over cutting foreign aid. Which is in effect pissing tax payers money up against a wall in Pakistan, fucking India and anywhere you like in Africa.
We have all this green bollocks – gas boilers banned, electric cars – with no notion of how we are going to power it all.
Drax power station is still getting a £billion or so pa subsidy to burn wood pellets which increases CO2, pollution and particulates.
Woke bullshit is tolerated and in some cases taken on board. (we had a fucking tory minister who was prepared to allow the trannies to chose thier sex on a whim, although she has fucked off. For now)
The race baiters havent been told to fuck off – surely we have a Tory MP, particularly outside the M25 prepared to call the fuckers out?
Dinghy cunts are arriving in their hundreds.
They cave in to a fucking tax avoiding footballer.
Twitter seems to matter more than the dull cunts (like me) that put them in power.

This is not what I voted for.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by: smugcunt

I’ll second that. Its not the conservative party though Its the Tory party. Two completely different things. The Tory party is the most successful political party in history. It doesn’t give a shit about anything ,including Conservatism, if its not in its interest of gaining and keeping power for its donors. Hence Eton has gone woke and HS2.

So Megan Sparkle and Harry the ginger cheque signer have announced the birth of Megan’s leverage for maintenance payments in court, they have called this future gold digger/fuckwit/cunt Lillibet Diana Mountbatten Windsor, just so there is no mistaking she, s royalty, just in case the ginger fuck monkey is banished from the family.

So it can’t be long now before grand master plan kicks in, sparkle tits has suffered the white pork sword with special sauce, so if there no more to be screwed out of monkey boy, it’s going to be divorce time, followed as many books as she can publish about how difficult it is being a single black mother and all the hardships she has had to endure at the hands of the royals and the scummy British public…

Betts please fellow cunters I’m going with a year from now

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/15126523/meghan-markle-birth-baby-lilibet-news-prince-harry/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

What a shower of shite this organisation is. Fucking dreadful and seemingly unaccountable, unless you go through a long long winded process that saps not only your strength but will to live.

Now they posted a new phone a couple of years ago to the wrong address, left it in my green house. I don’t have a green house. After months of wrangling I got a sorry claim off the senders insurance.

Last Saturday they couldn’t be bothered to post my parcel very small guitar gadget but left the collect from the depot next working day shite. This morning I go down arrive at 9am to read that it was open 7am-9am and will not open until 8am-10am Tuesday. What the fuck!!

Open for 2 hours just after dawn. Do these cunts think we are all postmen/milkmen. See the link for times verified.

https://www.royalmail.com/services-near-you/delivery-office/skegness-delivery-office-pe25-2aa

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt