The great June 21st rock and roll swindle.

Porky the jellyfish rolls out of his bed at 11:30ish, and comes out with drivel so nonsensical he must think the entire population live under a rock.

We have now been “living” under an incompetent, corrupt, lying, full of shit dictatorship for 18 months – led by a Prime Ministers slapper and “medical experts” whose only relevant qualifying criteria appears be to to have shares in medical and pharmaceutical companies and membership of the communist party.

“Three weeks to flatten the curve” – we were told a year and a half ago.
“Wear masks, stop the spread” – we were told a year and a half ago.
“Take some untested medical experiment, but you can’t sue when it goes wrong” – for a virus approximately as fatal as the common cold which needs a “test” ?? to tell us if we have it or not.

And now, just when it finally appeared that the increasing public pressure and unrest would force Laurel and Hardy in charge to give us back the freedom they had NO RIGHT to steal in the first place they are backtracking and using sly, dishonest lies, fake results and fabricated deadly new (yawn) “variants” to set the groundwork for our continued imprisonment – mental sulphurous “medical adviser” Susan Michie is already screeching that we should have permanent masking and restrictions, but I have a better idea – belt up and fuck off to North Korea, bitch.

It is now time to end, totally and permanently, all restrictions, re-open the Country, get back to work and get back to life – there is NO EXCUSE!

And if this does not happen on June 21st it will never happen and we will be in a permanent nightmare of masks, restrictions, propaganda and lockdowns, forever, until our will is finally completely crushed – with the willing help of traitors and useful idiots.
The patience of the vast majority has gone – open up or face the consequences from a rapidly angering Country.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Freedom On Hold

Oxfordshire wants to ban smoking outdoors too.

Fuck right off. If I want to smoke I fucking will. Stop trying to impose your pathetic health concerns on me as I have a choice and I’d rather have a pint and a smoke than an avocado and kale salad. I know there’s a risk to my health and I don’t care.

Just do what Japan does and introduce designated smoking areas instead of ‘Oh I’m standing alone in a field having a nice cig wow I’m breaking a law that doesn’t exist because I might give the grass cancer.’

Why not try actually stopping the shit load of fucking drugs in Blackbird Leys? Oh wait the police are scared of the place.

Smoke-Free Oxfordshire

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits 

I’d like to nominate flip flops for a cunting.

It’s that time of year dear cunters. The streets air is filled with the fucking horrible sounds of flip flops. I hate them with a passion. Fuditch, fuditch, fuditch… it drives me fucking insane.

Big fat cunts with yellow feet and toenails that look like Walkers crisps waddling around with a piece of an old tyre held on to their trotters with a thin piece of rubber the cunts.

Not only are they a danger from tripping, they leave the wearer exposed to the very real danger of a size 11 pair of steel toe caps.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Sigh is this turning into a competition now. The Queen is probably the least colonial monarch ever. What wars has she started? Do you even read about the history of nations we’ve let go from the empire under her reign. No it’s all about whining and going mental as to who can get the most upset. We need a King Herod style cull.

Queen’s Portrait Removed

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

And seconded by: Hard Brexit Cunt

I have just read about this in the Telegraph and will need to sleep in the freezer tonight to cool down my boiling piss.

Queen Cancelled

The pathetic students at Magdalen College have voted to remove a portrait of HM The Queen from their common room after claiming it represented an unwelcome symbol of ‘recent colonial history’. Are they unaware that during her reign, roughly 50 former colonies, protectorates and mandates have become independent sovereign nations?

The president of the common room, Matthew Katzman, told The Telegraph: “It has been taken down. It was decided to leave the common room neutral. That was what this was about.

“The college will have plenty of depictions of various things, but the common room is meant to be a space for all to feel welcome.”

What a pathetic gimp this little cunt is!

As an ardent capitalist, I have not been upset by seeing the corpses of Lenin, Mao and the Kims on my travels, nor by seeing the omnipresent statues and pictures of the Kims in North Korea, nor using banknotes with the image of Chairman Mao in China. I am pleased to say that I am made of much sturdier stuff than the pathetic Millennials and Generation Z who seem to be triggered by everything that they encounter in their feeble irrelevant lives.

I wonder how badly triggered he and his fellow students get when they affix a postage stamp bearing the image of Brenda? Or do they use contactless cards when paying even the merest sum (e.g. 5p) to avoid using banknotes and coins upon which appear the head of our monarch?

I wonder if her portrait will be replaced with a picture of Jezza Corbyn’s arse for them to lick during breaks from their lectures in woke studies and decolonisation sessions.

And this from Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Magdalen College, Oxford.

Students at Magdalen College, Oxford have voted to remove a portrait of the Queen from the Middle Common Room. Magdalen College, in the latest display of weakness before a the braying Snowflake mob, have complied. The portrait has gone into storage.

The students grounds for removing the portrait are –

A. It’s a symbol of recent colonial history, and
B. It might offend foreign students!

What a pathetic bunch of cunts. If a foreign student is offended by the Queen’s portrait they shouldn’t come to study in the UK in the first place. I bet their not offended by the Queen’s portrait when it appears on a £20 note.

MP Sir John Hayes has said – “The sad thing is that you would think that the people of Magdalen College Oxford are reasonably bright, and this decision would suggest that they are not.” Well said that man.

Cunts.

(Presumably these rich entitled cunts won’t be using English currency from now on, given how it depicts the Queen’s head, which obviously offends them so much. – DA)

I cunted this half wit last year. She’s the deluded fucker who tried to organise BLM horseshit in the Forest of Dean.
She’s back, she’s black and she’s entitled to her shoulder chip.

But Khady felt that “no-one was talking about it” where she lived in Lydney, Gloucestershire.
“Outraged and upset”, as the footage of George Floyd’s death circulated online, she decided to organise her own local protest.
“I wanted to highlight this tragedy for black communities in the area I live in, where discussions about race and racial justice just don’t happen,” she said.

She lives in Lydney. Fred West territory. Deliverance territory. There is a very good reason racial injustice isnt discussed there. She is the only fucker there who isnt white and related to everybody else. There are no stabbings or gangs. They use pitchforks and fire to keep the peace.
She is determined to push the race card in an area where it is irrelevant. All opposition to her fucking madness is of course racist.
Surprisingly, she seems to be a single mother.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57170386

Chiggun. Courtesy of the BBC of couse.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble