Apparently energy bills are due to rise by anything up to £139 this October, thanks to that useless government quango and supposed regulator, OFGEM.
Because of a huge increase in wholesale prices this year, energy suppliers fear their profits might be hit if OFGEM doesn’t raise their price cap for domestic energy.
The highly paid but hugely ineffectual CEO of OFSHITE said “The reason the price cap is going up is there has been a record increase in energy prices across the board, not just in gas and electricity but in petrol and diesel”
And the best advice he could give to those poor cunts already struggling to keep their heads above water?
“Shop around for the best tariffs!”
Well that’s alright then!
It’s not often you see big energy suppliers go bust, especially when they use the same old excuses about wholesale prices affecting their margins, and that the consumer must make up the difference, while at the same time announcing <record> profits!
But what does the government say about that other than sweet fuck all? “Market forces, innit, mate!”
And let’s not get started on the additional green taxes, fucking Boris and his cunt missus wants to hit the nation with. And for what? To save some cunt in Africa from breeding another 10 kids, or some two-faced cunt called Greta and her future?
So let’s all end up in poverty and freeze to death this winter, just so that M’Bongo’s family of 15 can have a nice life (probably in a nice hotel or 6-bed detached in Kent!)
OFGEM, like most other government regulators, is a waste of fucking space (and energy)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58106105
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