OFGEM (2) Powerless Fuckwits

Apparently energy bills are due to rise by anything up to £139 this October, thanks to that useless government quango and supposed regulator, OFGEM.

Because of a huge increase in wholesale prices this year, energy suppliers fear their profits might be hit if OFGEM doesn’t raise their price cap for domestic energy.

The highly paid but hugely ineffectual CEO of OFSHITE said “The reason the price cap is going up is there has been a record increase in energy prices across the board, not just in gas and electricity but in petrol and diesel

And the best advice he could give to those poor cunts already struggling to keep their heads above water?

“Shop around for the best tariffs!”

Well that’s alright then!

It’s not often you see big energy suppliers go bust, especially when they use the same old excuses about wholesale prices affecting their margins, and that the consumer must make up the difference, while at the same time announcing <record> profits!

But what does the government say about that other than sweet fuck all? “Market forces, innit, mate!

And let’s not get started on the additional green taxes, fucking Boris and his cunt missus wants to hit the nation with. And for what? To save some cunt in Africa from breeding another 10 kids, or some two-faced cunt called Greta and her future?

So let’s all end up in poverty and freeze to death this winter, just so that M’Bongo’s family of 15 can have a nice life (probably in a nice hotel or 6-bed detached in Kent!)

OFGEM, like most other government regulators, is a waste of fucking space (and energy)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58106105

Nominated by Technocunt

Digga D – The Drilla Killa

Digga D is a cunt.

Now, who the frig is Digga D, I hear you say. Well, he’s a(nother) coloured rap or ‘drill’ type.

And – you’ve guessed it – he’s got form for – you’ve guessed it again – inciting violent behaviour and suchlike.

The BBC (who else?) are now doing a television series on this waste of space and his push for fame and success. Good to know they are spunking the licence fee on scum like this, isn’t it?

Once the BBC had proper music shows like Colour Me Pop, The Old Grey Whistle Test and even Top of The Pops. Now? Their musical budget is wasted on shite like this. Some young and talented band, who have never even bothered a police cell, will struggle to make it. While a cunt like this Digga D twat gets a series on a fucking plate?!

It sums up how one sided and sickeningly woke British popular culture and television has become.

The ‘Beeb’ just adore their black criminals, don’t they?

BBC Defends Drill Artist Digga D

Nominated by: Norman

Zanny Minton Beddoes

No I did not make this name up. Zanny is none other than the editor of The Economist, the world´s smuggest magazine which solves all the problems facing humanity in weekly comments of around 250 words.

It says the right things on economic and business matters, e.g. governments should not spend more than they can afford, markets should be free etc.

However, on social issues Zanny preaches gayness, diversity, inclusion, tree hugging etc. She and her hacks manage to square the circle by writing with both hands, i.e. “On the one hand, we should…” followed by “On the other hand, we should not..”

Fortunately The Economist it is not yet as woke as as some of the American media which use upper case for “Black” people but lower case for the rest of us inferior whites and browns. Give her time though.

Profile on Zanny Beddoes

Nominated by: Mr Polly

And supported by: Komodo

Just to add, PPE Oxford, Bilderberg attendee (2015/16) and vocal remoaner. Propagandist for woke, and as good as says so:

‘About half the (Economist) covers in the last year have been “non-news”. “It’s the ‘viewspaper’ idea,” she says. “I’m deeply liberal. I’m passionate about pushing that agenda. Social liberalism … as well as economic and financial liberalism.”

The most popular edition in years was the Economist’s anti-Brexit edition, which she says was a newsstand sell-out. “We came out very early and clearly with where we stood on Brexit. By a long shot it was our best-performing cover.”

Zanny Beddoes

Is the Economist the Grauniad for the moneyed? It would seem so. Viewspaper? Opinions now supersede factual reporting, and the E is now a safe space for social-marxists.

Ironic, but never forget economics is a social “science”

 

 

 

M&S plain Jane

A shocking disgrace has happened. It’s literally earth shattering and will rival 9/11, the Holocaust and Robbie leaving Take That.

Those utter bastards at Marks & Spencer’s have named a donut ‘plain Jane’.

How dare they suggest all women called Jane are plain! It’s a disgrace that some bint has managed to cash in on by selling her story.

I wouldn’t mind, but it’s not even a plain cake and the phrase has been around longer that your faux outraged face has been around.

Ironically the person complaining looks as plain and boring as they come.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9855445/amp/Furious-shopper-blasts-M-S-selling-Plain-Jane-pastry.html

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Modified Car Enthusiasts

What a shallow, pathetic bunch of fucking cunts these are.

Razzing around in some chavved up piece of crap, backfiring on purpose to make it sound like a fucking rally car, these pricks grip my shit.

Usually stupid, with little to offer humanity, they drive around in little convoys, or meet up on industrial estates to do burnouts and other sad shit.

The worst thing about them is that when they inevitably crash, it’s never them that burn to death in the wreck, it’s always some poor cunt minding their own business going the other way.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye