now , old Squinty was perusing the cuntfest that is the BBC tonight , for the same reasons Putin must watch CNN etc ,to have a brief adea of what your enemy is spewing forth to the masses at the moment….when I came across footage of man dragging himself through Luton Airport by his arms , legs flailing behind him. Now for a millisecond auld Cuntwood thought ” why the fuck is this happening in this day and age”…but alas , the BBC has outcunted itself along with Levine.
So actual story is this…. Levine gets off a flight and finds that his chair is left behind, a self propelling chair. Thats fucked up and pretty shitty , but hey shit does happen, what to do ?
Luton Airport offers him a standard wheechair that his comapnion pushes him toward baggage/exit…Levine is humiliated….how dare they offer him a chair he cant push himself. Also , this chair might lead to “pressure sores” as he cant manoeuvre in it . Pressure sores , from about 10 to 20 mins use ???… anyways , he decides , with his friend filming , to drag himself , legs swinging left to right like a pair of suicidal windscreen wipers , through the airport.
This is where it gets interesting and his cuntishness is fully exposed. he gets onto a baggage trolley outside , one of the wee pull along things, and drags himself to his taxi. Now the sight of him , please cunters, google it , is of his arse hanging out of a luggage trolley while he drags himself like a fucking desolate indian slumdog cripple whos found half a shopping torlley in mumbi’s shittiest dump. This is the expose….. hes all offended by the standard wheelchair but making a cunt of himself out of sheer offendedness is just fine. hes suing Luton for damages
The BBC are cunts to headline this like it was news when all along its another snowflake offended cunt looking for sympathy. This has nowt to do with paralymic athletes and everything to do with the fact anyone can be acunt no matter if able /disabled/poor/rich/black/white/male/female/left/right
BBC are cunts and so’s Levine
Nominated by Squint Cuntwood