Rolex Advertising

Rolex is the ultimate elitist look at me toy. However, Rolex tries to give the impression that the buyers of its expensive watches are not vulgar arrivistes who want to draw attention to themselves but creative, caring types who are shaping our world.

Read this puff from an advert in the latest “Person of the Year” edition of Time magazine: “Celebrating those who shape our world. The explorers, the trailblazers, the innovators, the ones who forge new paths. Who aren´t afraid to innovate and evolve. They know their work must not merely respond to the world around them but help build a better a better one. These are the people who inspire future generations to have a lasting impact. And through this, shape our world.

This gush is accompanied by photos of Rolexers who are presumably world shapers. Apart from Martin Scorsese, James Cameron and Roger Federer I haven´t heard of any of them – Sylvia Earle, Sonya Yoncheva, Jonas Kaufmann, Gustavo Dudamel, Miranda Wang, Gregoire Courtine, Hindou Oumarou Ibrahim, Andrew Bastawrous and Yuja Wang. Have you?

BTW if you are thinking of buying a Rolex then be aware you will be spied on. I recommend this insightful video.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

The MSM, the Maxwells and Grooming Gangs

The MSM, Ghislaine Maxwell and Grooming

Just watching the news and you can’t get away from the Epstein/Maxwell saga, it’s been covered for the past few weeks every day and today after the guilty verdict 10 or 15 minute slots about the historical grooming by Maxwell.

Compare this to virtual nothing about the continuing saga of historical abuse mainly in the north west by grooming gangs, they don’t even bother reporting the guilty verdicts when they come through and the fact that in every case they are Asian, mainly Pakistani men.

Another 16 arrested in Bradford this week, following on from 19 a couple of months ago, nowt on MSM.

It appears that MSM are more concerned with a few American girls rubbing Epstein’s willy than the industrial scale abuse of British girls being raped by P*ki cunts.

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Nominated by: Sick of it

and supported by Cuntfinder General

Even the IOPC admitted that the Yorkshire forces were complicit in covering up the scale of the grooming gangs:

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When I use the term “Holocaust against innocence”, in relation to the Asian gangs raping underage, white, working class girls, it is not an exaggeration.
It is THE biggest fucking scandal of the past 40 years!

And a third cunting, this time from Lord of the Rings

Ghislaine Maxwell, her brother Ian, and the namby pamby media

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According to Ian Maxwell, his ‘liitle sister’ has been railroaded, used as a scapegoat, has not received a fair trial. She is innocent of any wrongdoing and was ‘friends’ with Epstein but completely unaware of any ‘shenanigans’

Sky and BBC ‘news’ have also been giving a platform to her friends and supporters, who have been giving endless tales of her unhappy childhood and how difficult life has been to ‘poor Ghislaine’ – Boo fucking hoo !

I’m half surprised Andrew (the Royal formerly known as Prince) hasn’t been giving her his support, by telling the media what a good chum she is, and how she was always on best behaviour when attending his shooting weekends.
Strange isn’t it, how his sense of decency didn’t require him to visit her in prison, in person, to honourably tell her that he can no longer be her friend.

Maybe the Palace staff have shackled Andrew in his room, to prevent him making any more public blunders….. ooh, shackles ! he’ll enjoy that…

I Hate Dubai

Dubai is a massive cunt and so are all the cunt that live there. I have been there a few times with work and I hated every minute. Never have I witnessed such a group of absolute wankers who think that they are better than everyone else. I mean look at these cunts. Boils my piss just looking at them.

A friend of mine moved over there a few years ago. Now all he ever talks about is money, money, money. Fuck off you materialistic cunt and never come back to the UK. Every expat that I have ever met is a cunt. Going on about how much they love the UK yet live in Dubai. The place needs nuking. Cunts.

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Nominated by: Cock Blanket

Charlie Mullins (3) – New London Mayor !?

Charlie Mullins is a cunt, isn’t he.

This is the irritating cockney, and not at all contrived stereotype, who started Pimlico Plumbers and keeps popping up everywhere giving his unqualified opinion on everything.

Despite looking like he’s in a trannîe version of Bananarama, he’s cultivated the character of a conscientious grifter and made copious amounts of folding stuff. Innit

Where do you stand on Tax?
“Na listen, I ain’t ‘ad no privileged upbringing so let me teww you somefink…”
Where do you stand on Brexit?
“Na listen, I ain’t ‘ad no privileged upbringing so let me teww you somefink…”
“Na listen, I ain’t ‘ad no privileged upbringing so let me teww you somefink…”

If he’s so much of a wor’in’ class geezer, what’s with the fluffy Kajagoogoo bouffant, cropped eyebrows, and botox’d visage? He’s supposed to be a plumber but acts more like he’s at a wedding reception in Witherspoons tucking into a meat pie and a pint of piss.

Now he’s finkin’ of runnin’ for mayor coz he reckons he’s your china plate, he finks he’s a bi’ of a Julius Caesar, but really he’s a just Charlie Hunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Helpful link supplied by: Miserable northern cunt

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Listen to your body

I used to think that saying meant that when your body is feeling something, anything, you should actually consider that a signal for something.

Not anymore. Since entering my late 50s, I’ve found that I really don’t have a fucking choice about listening to my body anymore.

Dear cunters, I’m sure most will think “ at that age, yes, you should be aware of what your body is telling you “. Well, like I said, I don’t have a choice.

From the moment I awake, all I can hear is my belly, my arse, my joints, and now I’ve got fucking tinitus. I’m really looking forward to going deaf.

Getting older is a right cunt if you ask me.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe