Katy Price and her family are a bunch of cunts,

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First of all her family are only now just starting to have concerns for her mental health WTF, everyone knows she’s been fucking bat shit crazy for fucking years and only now they have concerns, great family.

Katy Price herself is a cunt, we already knew this, but this fuckwit is in the process of setting up a case to try and explain yet another drunken crash, I thought this fuckwit was still banned from driving after the last drink drive.

Any way yet again Katy has been arrested for the same thing, what a fuckwit, I’m really starting to think she is just so wrapped up in herself, she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else[ unless she can get publicity from them],

anyway what a despicable cunt she is….if/ when she ever gets her license back, i can only imagine what her insurance is going to cost, she may have to write a book about Harvey, or release a pop song…..oh my god….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

And this from Ron Knee

Katie Price

Yes. Alright. I plead guilty to the offence of spending too much time posting up nominations on IsAC. In mitigation, I’ll say that it’s a compulsion. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of pleading guilty, it seems that I’m not alone. That metaphorical car crash Katie Price has actually pranged her motor for real on the B2135 in Sussex.

After overturning her vehicle, the former ‘glamour model’ (ffs!) has copped to a guilty plea of drink-driving, driving without a licence and driving while disqualified. It’s also reported that she told the police that she’d taken drugs.

Just another day in our Kate’s reality tv life then. It would be amusing but for the fact that the braindead bint could have ended up maiming or killing other road users in the process.

She’ll be sentenced in December, and hopefully she’ll get banged in the slammer to teach her a lesson and cool her heels.

Car crash? This airheaded bimbo’s whole fucking life looks like one.
Cunt.

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Another one, this time from Chimp Licker

A cunting for Katie Price for climbing behind the wheel of her 300-whorespower slagwagon whilst being banned, high, and drunk.

Perhaps she believed herself to be impervious to any resultant harm by virtue of her two chest-mounted airbags, but the twatmobile immediately mimicked its owner’s normal behaviour by taking up residence in the gutter with its unsightly undercarriage exposed to all.

Katie was rushed to hospital, where doctors chose not to put her in in to an artificially induced coma on the grounds that she was artificial enough already.

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And there’s even more – this one from Alex Andre

Katie Price the orange faced whore deserves a huge re-cunting.
This attention seeking shitface decided that after a nose full of drugs and a gut full of alchohol that it would be a good idea to go out and get more drugs (or cock…or both) and ended up flipping her car upside down. Oh and she was alreadu BANNED from driving aswell.
Now ofcourse her hangers on are using all sorts of excuses about how hard she has had it what with FIVE recent holidays and fuck knows how many trips to Turkey to get more injections in her trout and fat arse!!
Ofcourse as expected her unfortunate children are already being paraded as the ones who will suffer oh so much if she is prosecuted.

Hang on.
What kind of fuckin mother gets coked out of her face while their are kids about?…..including a very disabled one!!!

No…JUST FUCK OFF with sympathy for this cunt.
For one….this will not have been the only time she was out dr7ving while having no licence.
And two…..she could have easily crashed into someone else.

Fuck You Jordan you has-been false tited cunt!!

And talking of irresponsible cunts, there’s this from Captain Quimson

Motoring Darwinism

Before I start, this cunting is about RTAs involving let’s say stupid cunts with an invisibility complex,

going back now about 15 years ago, there was a nasty car accident not far from my house, a car travelling at what was estimated at being between 112mph and 135mph in a 40 zone crashed into my friends garden, narrowly missing by 6 feet campers in her garden,

the cunt died instantly,

now I’m not heartless but I felt no sympathy at all for the cunt, he could have killed the family camping on the lawn by driving like such a cunt,

fortunately the family of the deceased cunt showed examples what they were like when they came to visit the site of their “innocent babies” death, FFS, I visiting them at them at the time these fucking “Thursday morning crutch jockeys” arrived, my friend went out and greeted them and took them over, then a few minutes later my friends husband and I strolled over to the sight of this cunts demise,

lots of crying from this council house crew, and with that the mother of the cunt threw her crutches down and went down on her knees in what I can only describe as an Oscar worthy performance, she picked a cigarette end off the lawn and said, “this was probably his very last cigarette”, my friend said “sorry I just stubbed than out before you arrived”, with that I started crying and had to go back to the house where I went into a laughing fit, was is it with stupid cunts speeding on winding roads,

what if some poor cunt had been coming the other way on the road let alone the poor cunts in the garden who were truly traumatised by it, at least Darwin would of been happy with this result!

Imbecilic TV Food Ads: McDonald’s Laughter/Domino’s Yodelling et al.

Senseless, moronic, unfathomable, infantile.

Any passing alien who caught these adverts would fly away thinking that the human race had not yet developed speech communication and were solely concerned with stuffing their ugly mouths with disgusting slop.

I am human and I find it baffling too. The act of eating food has never left me in hysterics or yearning to yodel.  Exactly what are the McDonuts laughing about presumably spluttering all over each other and possibly spreading covid? And the Domaniacs have replaced tex’in’ (init) with the ancient art of yodelling using high-rise blocks of flats to bounce the echo off rather than scenic Swiss mountains.

IMHO these ads, devised by coke-addled marketing executives, reduce meals to the level of feeding time at the human zoo. JUST EAT! Don’t matter what mush it is, just get it doooowwn yer gullet mate.

KFC can’t help turning its customers in half-human-half-chicken. The four lads in a car, all of different efnik origins, urge their driver to turn into a trading estate with all the fast food outlets. Take yer pick, it’s all crap. This whole concept strikes me as animalistic.

No doubt the food resellers and the marketing agencies claim that this is all aboouut bringing folk together, a celebration of feasting dating back to the Anglo-Saxons or Vikings sitting around their great fires in the open air. Breaking bread together. But to me those scenes would appear much more noble and naturalistic than a bunch of woke zombies ordering mass-produced muck from a fast food chain.

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Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

This is in my neck of the woods, and has shocked everyone (see link below).

I quite understand why the families of these people would want to know who was responsible. But we all want the person who is responsible inside for a very long time, which is the point this article is trying to make.

That desire for justice cannot be helped by tomorrow’s toilet paper, The Sun, who not only named the man, but published a photo of him.

That’ll be helpful when he’s released, because The Sun doesn’t understand the basic tenet of “innocent until proven guilty”.

I’m sure the families of the murdered children will be understanding.

Rag Tops, cunts one and all.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

This cunting is going to be straightforward and obvious,

9/11 conspiracy theorists are probably some of the most delusional cunts around. Now you don’t have to accept the official story, that’s personal prerogative, but when someone claims that, “a rocket hit the Pentagon” or “a plane didn’t hit the WTC”, I just think fuck off you loon!

I remember seeing it live, I’d just finished concreting the driveway, if I remember correctly. That shitshow from Oz was on about cunts who live next to each other, then the news report comes on. And at 2:03pm as I took a bite of my cheese roll and  saw the second plane hit. Don’t fucking tell me I didn’t, I’ve got eyes!

Now, tin foilers, you can have an opinion who was behind it, but you can’t make up your own facts. I saw on YouTube the other night, one of these nutters had the gall to tell the mother of a UA93 passenger she was an actor and her son never got killed.

Fuck a duck, I blame Thatcher for closing the nûthouses, daft cunts need sjamboking!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(Note – Please keep this civil. Constructive criticism is fine but no personal abuse. Thanks – Day Admin)

Can I give a queuing for hours because some cunt of a cunt put forward a possible issue with a couple of deliveries of Petrol.

Now you have the shit roll hording cunts buying up every drop of petrol…….and for what……..because the cunt next to them is doing the same.

So now, every fucking petrol station from here to fucking there is bone dry.

Well done you fucking panic buying cunts. You have just quadrupled the fucking profits of greedy cunting companies over the weekend, and left the normal everyday folk fucked.

There is some coffin dodging cunt on our street. Drives a 5ltr BMW that goes from one end of his drive to the other every Sunday. The cunt was out filling the cunting thing up.

The UK is a haven for cunts, and most are home grown MSM believing cunts.

Call me a cunt, but I didn’t bother. If it runs out then fuck it.

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

And then there’s this from Robert Davies

Bernard Looney – CEO of BP that allowed Britain to run out of fuel because he didn’t have the foresight to hire tanker drivers sooner. Now we can’t get to work or school because of this cunt.

Just to add, we are talking about the CEO of one of the largest oil companies in the world here. If not one of his directors, managers, analysts, consultants, advisors, or even regular members of staff didn’t realise this was going to happen then they’re all cunts themselves.

If they did realise and tell him, then he’s the only cunt to blame here.

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And additional helpful link from Komodo

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Shapps:

“Not only are there very large and even larger shortages in other EU countries like Poland and Germany, which clearly can’t be because of Brexit.

“But actually because of Brexit I have been able to change the law and alter the way our driving tests operate in a way that I could not have done if we were still part of the EU….”