Katie Price (9) and Motoring Darwinism

Katy Price and her family are a bunch of cunts,

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First of all her family are only now just starting to have concerns for her mental health WTF, everyone knows she’s been fucking bat shit crazy for fucking years and only now they have concerns, great family.

Katy Price herself is a cunt, we already knew this, but this fuckwit is in the process of setting up a case to try and explain yet another drunken crash, I thought this fuckwit was still banned from driving after the last drink drive.

Any way yet again Katy has been arrested for the same thing, what a fuckwit, I’m really starting to think she is just so wrapped up in herself, she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else[ unless she can get publicity from them],

anyway what a despicable cunt she is….if/ when she ever gets her license back, i can only imagine what her insurance is going to cost, she may have to write a book about Harvey, or release a pop song…..oh my god….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker


And this from Ron Knee

Katie Price

Yes. Alright. I plead guilty to the offence of spending too much time posting up nominations on IsAC. In mitigation, I’ll say that it’s a compulsion. It’s a case of so many cunts, so little time.

Speaking of pleading guilty, it seems that I’m not alone. That metaphorical car crash Katie Price has actually pranged her motor for real on the B2135 in Sussex.

After overturning her vehicle, the former ‘glamour model’ (ffs!) has copped to a guilty plea of drink-driving, driving without a licence and driving while disqualified. It’s also reported that she told the police that she’d taken drugs.

Just another day in our Kate’s reality tv life then. It would be amusing but for the fact that the braindead bint could have ended up maiming or killing other road users in the process.

She’ll be sentenced in December, and hopefully she’ll get banged in the slammer to teach her a lesson and cool her heels.

Car crash? This airheaded bimbo’s whole fucking life looks like one.
Cunt.

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Another one, this time from Chimp Licker

A cunting for Katie Price for climbing behind the wheel of her 300-whorespower slagwagon whilst being banned, high, and drunk.

Perhaps she believed herself to be impervious to any resultant harm by virtue of her two chest-mounted airbags, but the twatmobile immediately mimicked its owner’s normal behaviour by taking up residence in the gutter with its unsightly undercarriage exposed to all.

Katie was rushed to hospital, where doctors chose not to put her in in to an artificially induced coma on the grounds that she was artificial enough already.

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And there’s even more – this one from Alex Andre

Katie Price the orange faced whore deserves a huge re-cunting.
This attention seeking shitface decided that after a nose full of drugs and a gut full of alchohol that it would be a good idea to go out and get more drugs (or cock…or both) and ended up flipping her car upside down. Oh and she was alreadu BANNED from driving aswell.
Now ofcourse her hangers on are using all sorts of excuses about how hard she has had it what with FIVE recent holidays and fuck knows how many trips to Turkey to get more injections in her trout and fat arse!!
Ofcourse as expected her unfortunate children are already being paraded as the ones who will suffer oh so much if she is prosecuted.

Hang on.
What kind of fuckin mother gets coked out of her face while their are kids about?…..including a very disabled one!!!

No…JUST FUCK OFF with sympathy for this cunt.
For one….this will not have been the only time she was out dr7ving while having no licence.
And two…..she could have easily crashed into someone else.

Fuck You Jordan you has-been false tited cunt!!


And talking of irresponsible cunts, there’s this from Captain Quimson

Motoring Darwinism

Before I start, this cunting is about RTAs involving let’s say stupid cunts with an invisibility complex,

going back now about 15 years ago, there was a nasty car accident not far from my house, a car travelling at what was estimated at being between 112mph and 135mph in a 40 zone crashed into my friends garden, narrowly missing by 6 feet campers in her garden,

the cunt died instantly,

now I’m not heartless but I felt no sympathy at all for the cunt, he could have killed the family camping on the lawn by driving like such a cunt,

fortunately the family of the deceased cunt showed examples what they were like when they came to visit the site of their “innocent babies” death, FFS, I visiting them at them at the time these fucking “Thursday morning crutch jockeys” arrived, my friend went out and greeted them and took them over, then a few minutes later my friends husband and I strolled over to the sight of this cunts demise,

lots of crying from this council house crew, and with that the mother of the cunt threw her crutches down and went down on her knees in what I can only describe as an Oscar worthy performance, she picked a cigarette end off the lawn and said, “this was probably his very last cigarette”, my friend said “sorry I just stubbed than out before you arrived”, with that I started crying and had to go back to the house where I went into a laughing fit, was is it with stupid cunts speeding on winding roads,

what if some poor cunt had been coming the other way on the road let alone the poor cunts in the garden who were truly traumatised by it, at least Darwin would of been happy with this result!

 

 

74 thoughts on “Katie Price (9) and Motoring Darwinism

  1. People say cocaine is a dangerous drug yet Katie Price still lives? fascinating seriously tho time to switch to a safer drug you barbie brained bimbo that shit will kill ya

    This is her what 7th automobile accident in last 4 yrs cunt is more lucky then evel knievel when shes on a drink binge

  2. I’ll give her one thing, and it’s not my cock (wouldn’t touch the sides, I’m not a Grand National winner).

    She’s not as fucking thick as you think.

    Look at her jail dodging. She’ll pull it off again, I have no doubt. Then, look at the fact she’s bankrupt, but lives in a mansion, drives expensive motors, goes on fancy holidays every 5 minutes, buys expensive clobber that she only wears once, is forever in a beauty parlour and pays a lot for Harvey’s mong school/home.

    Does well for a bankrupt, I’ll give her that. She’s not daft. Great business head by all accounts.

    Massive fanny though.

  3. She should be serving time in a jump suit and crocs with corn row braids and no makeup. Let her get fucked with a broom handle and become the batch for some big black prison queen.

  4. Giving her a custodial sentence would probably do her a favour in the end. She’d have a book out about it within days of being chucked out of Holloway.

  5. Another old rancid spunk bucket that is lucky her kids weren’t interested car.
    A candidate for Terry’s oven.

      • Oh but she has such a hard life, blah blah, is peeniless (has £millions stashed up her bl*ck hole) has only has 5 luxury holidays this year, blah blah, poor Katy, blah blah, sympathy, me me me, material for her next book (which she won’t write like all the others)……
        …shed a tear you heartless b’stard…..

  6. Won’t be too long now before this fucked up old slag turns up stiffer than a teenager watching his first porno, Greta Thornberg will be kicking off about the acrid pollution in the air caused by her cremation as she contains more plastic than that huge floating island off the Maldives.!

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