Facebook Smart Sunglasses
For £299 you can now buy a pair of smart sunglasses that can take calls, photograph or video anything you want. What a bargain, said nobody.
I bloody hate Facebook, I’m not keen on Ray Bans and not a mong who needs to photograph everything and put it on Tik Tok. I’ve never felt the need to walk round streaming Spotify out of the top of my head either.
No doubt thousands of these things will end up in our oceans or in land fill. Thanks Mark Zuckerberg.
Nominated by: Cuntologist
And on a more specific point towards Facebook itself, here’s one from Cunty McCunterson
As it turns out Facebook, not content with having more power, money, and influence than most continents, is now coming for your children. No. Not your bratty 13-year-old daughter, who’s already climbing the walls with anxiety and feeling suicidal from overexposure to Instagram (also owned by Facecunt).
No. No.
That’s right, they want 9-year-old Jessica to jump online too so they can addict her to their phone app, mine more data, and create an even younger generation incapable of imagining life away from technology.
If they get their way, you have to imagine Facebook won’t stop until there are 8-week old babies competing for the most filtered breastfeeding selfie. Presumably, fetuses are the only line they won’t cross because Woke Tech would have to consider them living beings.
All this, despite the very glaring statistical reality that anxiety, depression, suicide are all experiencing a meteoric rise in young people and have been since 2010 (since the mass adoption of smartphones/vanity metrics/’like’ buttons etc). You’d think there would be a national debate over this issue. After all, it’s affecting our most treasured loved ones. But, governments are all on the Zuckerberg teet, unwilling or incapable of instituting laws to stop these apps from being so addictive.
But worst of all, inside info has just come to light that reveals communication within Facebook is all too aware of the ill effects their apps are having on young people (and everyone else for that matter) and they do not care.
That’s right. They know what kind of radiation they’re spilling out. But, do nothing. What was that about corporations and polluting rivers?
You know, the argument Socialists always use to point out the worst excesses of unregulated Capitalism’s stain on the environment. Yeah, well how’s about the pollution social media has done to our collective emotional reservoir? Our collective emotional weather system? Fuck fracking. Fuck Climate Change. Social media is destroying the topsoil of our social fabric with each passing year with such impunity it’s no wonder we are all on the verge of mental collapse from the chaos it’s all causing.
I dare say, the sheer level of narcissism it has engendered is what’s driving all the identity politics we see everywhere. No Facebook. No ‘women don’t need a cervix’ madness.
Just look at young people today and you see catatonic zombies who don’t know themselves, are unable to formulate coherent sentences, are anxious, afraid, and unmoored from any feeling of belonging to their immediate social landscape. They don’t know what the fuck is happening to them already. The only chance this next generation has is at least they won’t be on social media until they are 13.
Facebook is a self-interested corporation beholden to shareholders, so it is HIGHLY unlikely they will do anything to harm their profits or fully introspect on how their features foster turmoil. I mean all this Woke shite would not have taken a foothold but for these platforms.
It’s truly scary. And I thought the baby boomers fucked up. But, Gen X really takes the biscuit I’m afraid.
And a hot-off-the-press nom concerning the Facebook outage yesterday. – W.C. Boggs
FACEBOOK HALFWITS:
An emergency cunting is in order for moronic “Remainers”, who, apparently are blaming the 5, or 7 hour (most sources say 5, Metro says 7) Facebook/Instagram outage on Brexit!:
The fact that the Zuckerberg companies operate out of the U.S.A seems to be a little detail lost on these vacuous halfwits, just as empty supermarket shelves throughout Europe get conveniently ignored.
How many other daft theories do the Remainer wankers have?. Prince Phillip died in April because of Brexit, perhaps?- we lost the Eurovision crap contest because of Brexit?. The permutations are infinite, the theories asinine, but I bet Adonis & co had the cockles of the heart warmed by the idiocy of these cretins.
Anything bad that has happened since June 2016 is totally down to Brexit. Remember that! 🙂
