Trying to find a decent non-woke programme on the BBC these days is like trying to find an honest politician.

Nevertheless, the wife pointed me in the direction of “The Repair Shop” and the current series (s8 I think). And oh my, what a wonderful programme it is!

It follows a familiar formula of people bringing in their old antiques and curios that are in need of desperate repair. Most of the punters just want to pass on these heirlooms to their kids, although one suspects the more attractive items may well end up at an auction site for a profit.

The craftsmanship for each item is absolutely spot on, and it is a pity the show isn’t a little longer because it really is quite fascinating watching these genuine experts repair all sorts of antiques, paintings, clocks, watches and soft toys.

But there is one weakest link, and that’s the “presenter”, Jay Blades.

He walks around the repair shop like a clueless foreman, pretending to be interested in the items and what they mean to the punters, but in reality is more bothered about making sure the job gets done on his watch!

He wears a leather apron, and drinks copious amounts of tea in a mug (which seems appropriate); and puts on a rather bogus Cockney accent, as if he’s one of the lads.

But in essence like most foreman, he does fuck all throughout most of the show. It’s only when the punters come to collect their repaired antiques does this cunt turn up trying to look interested, while at the same time having the balls to put his hand out in the hope the punter will shake it as a measure of appreciation for his involvement – all 6 buckets of fuck all to be precise!

Take that cunt out of the equation and this show would be 10/10, and worthy of a small chunk of my licence fee. But as it is, this cunt is like a dollop of horse shit you’ve just driven over in your car, and sticks with you like a bad smell for the rest of the journey.

Cunt!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Cunters for your disgust, I would like to nominate this pair of Uber CUNTS.

How fucking dare they. It’s about time this extreme child cruelty carried a serious level of imprisonment. Preferably the same sort of treatment these cunts handed out. I know they are going to need protection in prison when the inmates find out what they did.

It should be reported and photos taken of injuries received. BASTARDS

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

(LEGAL NOTE – At time of writing (9th October 2021), neither pair have actually been found guilty as charged, and therefore any accusations of child cruelty/murder are alleged until proven otherwise – Day Admin)

It was the wife’s 60th recently, and one of the gifts I gave her was a boxed dvd set of ‘Sherlock’ (don’t ask me, it’s a Cumberbatch thing). Having watched some of the episodes, I have to say that I was fairly well entertained until that ‘wtf’ moment arrived. For me it was the Xmas episode supposedly taking the whole thing back to its roots in the Edwardian era. However this ludicrously turned out to be a drug-addled modern day Sherlock delving into his subconscious. ‘Sherlock’ had gone and jumped the shark.

For anyone possibly unfamiliar with the expression, a popular show is said to have ‘jumped the shark’ when it reaches a nadir in terms of quality and originality. It derives from the popular series ‘Happy Days’, when the much-loved character ‘The Fonz’ absurdly jumps over a shark while waterskiing.

In some cases, the viewer might mark a pivotal moment when the shark-jump occurs, such as in the case of ‘Happy Days’. Alternatively, it has also come to refer to a slow but progressive decline into mediocrity, such as some have noted in the case of ‘MASH’.

Regardless, I’ve seen a good few instances of shark-jumping’ over the years, such as the ludicrous moment when the makers of ‘Dallas’ tried to get fans of the show to buy into the notion that a whole previous ‘season’ had been a dream. There was the time when the Beeb foolishly decided to resurrect ‘Only Fools’ after Del and Rodders really did become millionaires. It happened in ‘Downton’ with the pissingly melodramatic death of Matthew. It happened when the Doc got his tackle chopped off and the execrable wimmin Doctor appeared. Then there’s the shit sandwich that was ‘Friends’, which achieved the amazing feat of jumping the shark in the very first seconds of episode one…

I’m sure that fellow cunters can cite many shark-jumping examples of their own, from ‘The X Factor’ to ‘The X Files’, and I look forward to the opportunity to hear of them. In the meantime, I’ll leave you with the frightening prospect of a black, one-legged lezza Doctor. Jumping the shark? More like jumping a fucking great white whale. To quote Boris; ‘cripes, what a cunt!’.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

Supported by: Miles Plastic

Maybe adding to it Ron? What about ‘Jumping the couch’. This term became popular for celebs acting crazily for a moment.

The initial ‘Jumping the couch’ was a very over- excitable Tom Cruise on the Oprah Winfrey show. Everyone was so excitedly clapping and Tom just suddenly jumped up onto the couch.

Another one would be Whitney Houston’s drug addled interview when she was going on about love then became incoherent.. it was just weird.

That’s a better definition when a celebrity suddenly goes weird. Their ‘jumping the couch’ moment.

Jim Carrey suddenly went weird on a red carpet interview I remember.
It can aso be calked ‘jumping the sofa’.

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And on a similar note, this from Komodo

Marvel comics.

When I were a young lizard, I was not allowed the likes of Marvel and DC, because my parents and teachers believed these to be crap, and I have come to agree. But, in the context of an English boarding school in the 60’s, they could be borrowed from kids with less puritan parents, and provided rare moments of escapist pleasure.

We all knew they were garbage, and anyone proposing that we took any aspect of them seriously would have been mocked to death. Some of us were aware that they promoted values cherished by the US Establishment, but few noticed that while the graphics were magnificent, the plotlines barely changed. Villain threatens community/mankind; improbable American entity with magical powers – takes villain on, violently; eventually wins; turn to page with X-ray specs, seamonkeys and Daisy guns, await next issue.

I particularly enjoyed The Hulk. Green, heavy, destructive. Role model.

But WTF is this?

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I am earnestly assured by RT that this is not a hoax. And RT is an honourable man…er…propaganda outlet. A taster:

<i>…Marvel has rolled out new superheroes to restore faith in humanity: ‘Snowflake’ and ‘Safespace’. Not really the heroes we need, but probably the ones we deserve.

…. Marvel … unveiled in a new trailer that their ‘New Warriors’ line-up includes psychic twins named Snowflake and Safespace.

Snowflake is obviously non-binary and “goes by they/them,” Marvel noted. The gender-fluid twin vanquishes enemies with “snowflake-shaped projectiles.” (continues) </i>

Oh, and, remember, <i> In January, the company announced that it would introduce a trans hero “very soon.”</i>

Suffering Christ, what has entertainment come to?

Post crossed with Ron K. Marvel definitely jumped the shark here, so lump them together if you like, Admin.

My town is now overrun with DFL’s (Down From London types), marching around, snootily filled with the love of their own vegan fart smells. One street, in particular, is an enclave of self-important Guardianistas, situated as close to the local Waitrose as possible, obviously. How else will you be able to buy fresh saffron in a pinch?

They’ve turned all the local boozers into safe houses for middle-class cunts. I hate it. They take out the pool table, paint the walls white, clean the 60-year-old tobacco smoke stains off the ceiling, add some ‘brew dog/punk ale’ and then sit around winging about Brexiters, Climate Change and Capitalism.

I recently went to a local garden party to see I was surrounded by these cunts. A Feminist in mixed company even picked a fight with me because I identified a girl there as having ‘big tits’. It was a fair identifier as this girl was wearing an open chested top that came with a billboard that said ‘PLEASE NOTICE MY BIG TITS’. I merely took her que.

My neighbour 2 doors down is also a tortuously self-advertising Leftie DFL

All the hallmarks:

. About 45-50 years old, looks 65 due to rejecting any unnatural cosmetic upkeep
. Sports an insincere, self-satisfied smile, at other times a needless frown
. Loose-fitting, multi-coloured robes, pashmina scarves, sandals, proud grey hair
. Green Party placard in the window to let you know she’s better than you
. Charges around like she owns the place
. Looks down on us local yokels as ‘interesting’ but in need of much-needed re-education/consciousness-raising/cultural enrichment

You get the picture

Who knows what goes on in that house? A lot of weed, polyamorous relationships, sub-letting and tofu-eating, I imagine. ​

She also has a long-haired greyhound that barks constantly.

It’s fucking annoying.

I wish they would all fuck off back to London, the hellscape they helped create by voting for cunts like them.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunterson

The media has been all over this story, Pig producers crying about having to slaughter stock and either send to landfill or incineration because of not enough workers at Slaughter houses.

This is another Brexit based issue, or so we are lead to believe however there was a very small section on Newsnight last night (Friday 8th) which added some actual facts.
The report said that slaughter house capacity was up 11% on pre Brexit levels but one issue that has hit UK pork is the drop in exports to China, over the last few years pork export to China had massively increased due to an outbreak of swine flu in China which decimated the domestic herds so China was importing Pork.

China domestic pig herds are now recovering and the UK market now has more pigs than required by the market. China have used to Covid as and excuse to block pork imports (and to break contracts).

It would be helpful if MSM would tell the Whole Truth on Prime Time news rather than leaving very relevant information to a two minute slot at 11.15 pm on a Friday night.

The link gives a view on this

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Nominated by: Sick of it