Cloud Seeding

This climate change technology has been around since the 1940s, but has only really come online since the 1990s and beyond.

I won’t go into a long-winded description about what Cloud Seeding is all about (the links below will explain all of that), other than to say its a way of rain-making (precipitation) by injecting clouds with chemicals, such as the controversial environmental “pollutant” silver iodine particles. This reacts with existing water droplets in the clouds that become suitably dense and heavy enough to attract Earth’s gravity, and thus making it rain.

Cloud Seeding has been used across most developed countries around the world, especially in the States and the United Arab Emirates in particular, where they have taken cloud seeding to a new level. They can create heavy downpours whenever and wherever in the UAE they want, especially in Dubai.

Of course one of the first questions one would ask about cloud seeding is why can’t they use it in prolonged draught areas around the equator (Africa mostly) and thus provide much needed water for the people, animals and crops to thrive on?

Well it only works if there’s lots and lots of clouds on a daily basis. And this isn’t always the case in equatorial areas.

So what’s the problem with cloud seeding?

Well its the silver iodine nanoparticles that are the problem, in that they are seen as a health risk to humans and animal life – its a carcinogenic that could cause cancer. (Again, the links go into far more scientific detail than I would want to bore people with here)

So on the one hand we can play God and mess around with the climate by literally making it rain (or snow) at will in certain countries. But at the same time we could be posing a massive health risk to millions of people.

And I quote from one of the links:-

“The potential threat to humans comes when the nanoparticles are present in the air and inhaled—particularly in workplaces—while algae and animals can be harmed when they enter ecosystems, including through wastewater.

And, according to research by Marie Simonin and others, the nanoparticles can also be toxic for some soil organisms.”

Perhaps this is the kind of issue XR need to be talking about because up until a few days ago I hadn’t even heard of cloud seeding. But now that I do know it worries me about exactly what kind of chemicals these scientists have been firing up into the clouds after all these years. And that perhaps it is this kind of activity that could also be a cause of climate change!

So whenever you feel like singing in the rain be warned, you may end up with titanium dioxide nanoparticles in your bloodstream!

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Nominated by: Technocunt

The Rolling Wokes

Haven’t posted for a while by I would like to nominate the Rolling Stones for bowing down to the woke mob.

Apparently Brown Sugar according to the woke archaeologists is sexist and rapey and racist and kiddly fiddly and shouldn’t be played anymore. What the actual fuck.
Well that’s nearly 90% of current music to be banned then let alone 99% of all rap music.

Fuck it let’s ban all music eh?
Why on earth isn’t mick jagger and Keef telling them all to do one?

Don’t like it don’t listen to it and don’t come to the concert.

Whether you like them or not Brown Sugar was a great song played live and got the crowd going. I didn’t give two fucks what it was about. When you’ve had a few brews all you wanted was the “ I say yeah I say yeah I say yeah Woooooo!” bit.

Fuck you Mick, Ronnie and Keef you bending the knee cunts. You will survive (just) if you told them all fuck thier mums. Grow some cojones you cunts.

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt


And this from Captain Magnanimous

Rolling Stones wokery is a cunt, isn’t it.

They’ve dropped the excellent Brown Sugar from their upcoming tour for pc reasons. What’s the tour called? The ‘No filter’ tour. Oh, the irony.

Will they drop Mother’s Little Helper because it’s about pills? How about Sister Morphine or Dead Flowers? How about Monkey Man?

How about dropping ‘Under My Thumb’ because it’s anti-feminist?

Will they drop ‘Some Girls’ with its “black girls want to get fucked all night, I just don’t have that much jam”?

“Yeah Keef, just play the bland crap from the last firty years and cash the cheques, alrigh’? I’ve got more kids to support than Boris Johnson.”

Psh.

? I see a cunt band and I want my money back.”

The ‘World Record’ Pub Crawl attempt

I’m not going to cunt the bloke doing it, he seems to be doing it to raise awareness for visiting your local (a nice idea).

It’s the concept of visiting 51 pubs in 24 hours and consuming at least 125ml of any drink in each pub, to claim the world pub crawl record. Yes, he’s drinking pop or juice and not having a pint of beer in each.

Sorry, but for me, you can’t call it a pub crawl world record if you’re not downing alcoholic drinks in each pub.

Now, if he’d necked a pint of beer in each of the 51 pubs in one night, and lived to tell the tale, then I’d be impressed.

Since when have pub crawls been associated with drinking soft drinks?

Fuck off!

This ‘world record’ is gay as fuck!

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(I suspect this is down to a ruling by the World Record governors, so as not to encourage excessive alcoholic drinking for record attempts etc. – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Amazon Fire TV

Just spent a few days in God’s own country (Yorkshire not the USA) and have been subjected to a JVC TV infected with the monumental piece of horse shit that is Fire TV.

Now I spent many a year in the IT industry before I retired and consider myself pretty savvy when it comes to using tech, but this this has driven me around the twist.

For some unspeakable reason, JVC decided that the best way to control a TV was to force you to use Alexa, a useless bitch that I wouldn’t let anywhere near my abode, but when you’re renting then you take what you’re given.

On the face of it, when presented with a nice shiny new 42″ TV all seems good. Then you try to switch it on. Whether this happens immediately seems hit and miss. When it eventually loads, you get the home screen, which is a default to Amazon streaming. You want TV? Press “Live TV”. Sometimes it works.

You want a program guide. Why would you want that when you can use Alexa? Could it be because Alexa is a thick pig useless piece of crap? Search for a program you want to watch? Defaults to Amazon Prime.

Took a load of stuff with you that you want to watch on a USB stick? Tough shit. It has 2 USB slots but these only work if you format the stick as external storage. So basically it prevents you watching anything other than streaming services. Which basically means you’re forced to watch advertisements because you can’t fast forward through them.

Subtitles seem to switch on and off with a life of their own. Here’s a tip – to switch off subtitles, pause the program, rewind a couple of seconds and press play. Subtitles disappear.

I could go on and on, but the main message is that just when you thought that TV couldn’t get any worse, it just did. The words ‘screen and’ brick’ come to mind. This fucker is giving me a nervous breakdown.

If this is the future of TV then we really are fucked.

Nominated by: Dioclese

 

Worst Cold Ever – Shock Horror!


Here we fucking go again.
Put a lid on it for the love of Dog.
You just cannot stop, can you, media.
You are like carrion crows picking eyeballs out of corpses.
You’re like Harpies, pecking living organs out of people, you don’t care who gets upset, panicked, distraught as long as you get the shot.
I had a choice, I’d burn most of you as witches and wizards, after doing the medieval version of waterboarding first.
Want to record a tragedy, I’ll hold the camera.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest