(A reminder to all British cunters out there. BST ended at 2am earlier this morning.. So don’t forget to put your clocks back, and enjoy an extra hour in bed ogling this pic or St Greta in yesterday’s nom! – Day Admin)

Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration:

Hangovers.

Following on from the nomination about that world record pub crawl, that wasn’t, I nominate hang overs.

I never really suffered a bad one until I hit my 20’s-after a particularly heavy session, which lasted nearly 12 hours, culminating in my waking up in A&E.

The older I get, the the fuckers seem to get worse.

I look forward to hearing drinking tales from my fellow cunters.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

A seasonal cunting for the abomination that is G.M.T.

This year the clocks go back on 31 October. I make that around 50 days before the Winter Solstice. Logically that should imply they go forward again on 10 February when daylight hours are the same as 31 October. Except they won’t ; B.S.T. returns on 27 March 2022, around six weeks – SIX WEEKS !- too late. What’s that all abaaaht? Brussels time still?

I’ll admit it’s been getting bloody dark in the mornings lately and fuck knows about Scotland. It should be a devolved matter anyway….. the local time in Edinburgh is of zero significance to 99.9% of the population just like the time in Paris isn’t of relevance either. Bring on WKT I say . (Wee Krankie Time).

With all the hysteria over rising energy prices and climate change I’d have thought that an easy ‘win’ would be to not lengthen our evenings unnecessarily?

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

After the horrendous murder of the Tory MP, Sir David Amess, Priti Patel is now considering banning online anonymity.

First of all, the piece of shit that murdered Sir David was not making online threats as far as I’m aware. He was just a scumbag jihadi. A ban on online anonymity would not have stopped this attack. She knows full well that terrorists, if they ever do converse with like minded pieces of shit,do not do so in public spaces such as a fucking Facebook page. It’s all done through multi layered encryption and code words are used to disguise what’s going on. A conversation about a birthday cake on telegram might be something quite more sinister.

But she’s fully aware of this, of course.

She seems to be acting like a lot of far left wingers are now. Bad man say hurty words. Ban bad man. Bad man must lose job. And family. Put him jail. Ruin his life.

I can tell you simply why online anonymity must stay. And it’s not just about women who are victims of domestic violence, or about people living under oppressive regimes (China etc) which seem to be the biggest reasons for not banning online anonymity. The picture is much bigger than those important reasons.

For example, you could easily be goaded into giving a response as to your political opinions online. It is not illegal (yet!) to say you are pro Brexit or for strict immigration controls. Or that you don’t agree with transexuals being allowed to compete in women’s sports or allowed into girls’ changing rooms etc. However, say this online and you could lose your job. I know for a fact that in a previous role, I would not have been promoted had my boss known that I voted Brexit. He considered UKIP voters (which I was at that time) ‘Nazi scum’. In fact, I’m pretty sure he’d have magnified any tiny mistakes (or made some up after giving bad instructions) and found a way to get rid of me (constructive dismissal). I left that job because I couldn’t take listening to his far left bollocks all day (think Ash Sakar – those kind of rants all day). He was a vindictive cunt so I knew giving a different viewpoint would’ve been the beginning of the end.

If there is no forum for people with conservative (yes, that’s you Patel, or at least it should be!) or patriotic views to let off steam, then it will create a false society where majority views are suppressed even more than they already are.

If she’s using this murder as an excuse to silence people (which it will, jobs could be lost etc) then she can fuck right off. If people can’t handle different views on social media or the internet in general, then the answer is simple.

Get the fuck off the internet you soft cunts!

Don’t let this daft tart try this on.

‘Conservative’ my fucking arse!

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Seconds out, round one *CLANG!*
Things are starting to look a bit tasty again across the water, following on from the sordid Covid-19 vaccination debacle across that blessed union.

Poland’s top court has ruled that the country’s national laws take precedence over those enacted in Brussels, which naturally has gone down like a shit sandwich as far as the bloated plutocracy of the EU is concerned.

Polish PM Mateusz Morawieki recently told the EU parliament that his nation would not bow to ‘European centralism’ (diplospeak for ‘fuck off’). Brussels responded with threats to withhold some £48 bill. in Covid-19 recovery funds from the Poles, which links payments to the enforcement of EU laws. Morawieki came back swinging, accusing the EU of ‘blackmail’ and threatening behaviour.

Meanwhile, president of the EU parliament David Sassoli landed a low blow of his own by threatening to sue the Commission if Ursula von de Leyen refuses to punish the Poles and ‘ensure that (EU) rules are enforced’. Oh dear, when good friends fall out…

‘Crisis talks’ have been called, and no doubt some sort of monumental fudge will ensue to try and preserve the pretence of friendship and unity, but in all likelihood it will actually please nobody. Still, they’ll all try to make out that it’s ‘all for one, and one for all’ in the jolly old EU, sharing and defending those ‘common values’ that von de Liar is always spouting off about.

Meanwhile, as a Brexiteer to my bones, I can only say…

BWHAA HA HA HA HA!

Oh, my poor aching sides…

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(A reminder to all British cunters out there. BST ends at 2am tomorrow night (31st). So don’t forget to put your clocks back, and enjoy an extra hour in bed – Day Admin)

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F.F.S Now we have two musical mongs. Lily and Greta, I don’t know if they’re teaming up to boil our piss. Can you imagine the acceptance speech how dare you?

I have now seen it all now. Rick can you or Stock Aitken and Waterman take the cunt to the cleaners for fucking your music up?

Nominated by: CuntyMort