If I’d made this story up I would be accused a) of being racist and b) of being too far fetched in my naming of the lead villain.

You see, Boota Ram was the mastermind and chief instigator of an £8 million scam which involved he and his mates slamming on their brakes so hard and suddenly that it caused innocent motorists to smash into the back of their cars. Yes, they were ramming the boot of poor old Boota Ram in a crash for cash scheme.

Then of course he would put in multiple claims for damage to his vehicles and for whiplash injuries. They did this on an industrial scale to such an extent that it roused the attention of the insurance companies legal teams and the police. When they raided his home he denied that the laptop which contained all the information regarding the crimes was his. However, they discovered the password was “Boota Ram” and that the laptop held a picture of him using it!

He was also captured on film at several of the incidents, his mean snarling face staring into the camera.

They arrested his cohort but he has gone on the run.

Anyone seen Boota Ram? Watch out, you could crash into the cunt soon.

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Nominated by: Sir Greeb Streebling

I would like to nominate for a very deserved cunting for the spasticated salt scattering ponce that is salt bae,

This strange weirdo fuck monkey makes Gordo Ramsey look alot less of a cunt, it must be really strange having this performing chimp next to your table, sawing up your gold plated steak, doing his spazzo salting and the charging you a fucking fortune for the strangest experience of your life.

I was lying in the bath, so didn’t skip this video when it came on, but watching this fucking bell end for 3 minutes ts made me realise, he has beaten all the other cunts I’ve seen this week, by a mile.

Don’t get me wrong, there isn’t many things in life that are better than a nice medium cooked rib eye, but having this nutter next to the table would have me putting the ribeye in my pocket and leaving.

All I can say is what a loon this mother fucker really is, there’s hope for gobshite Gordo, a shit for brains Jaimie Oliver, they both look normal compared to this wanker, see the link and make up your own minds……

Uncle Roger is going to get years of material out of this arse clown…

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Don’t cause offence. What a fucking Cunt. Just read that Newcastle supporters have been asked not to dress in a Middle Eastern / Arabic way so as not to cause an offence.

Fuck off it’s good to cause offence, it’s thought provoking. I like people that offend me. It makes me think “ have I been a Cunt?”

I am so fucking pig sick of this bollocks. Grow up. Cause offence my arse grow a pair you sack less pussies.

To elaborate further, the media and chat shows constantly carp on about how we should not offend any one.

I say fuck off. If someone says something offensive to me it makes me think “ have I been a bit of a Cunt? “

And sometimes I have therefore I change for the better.

The notion that being offensive is suddenly the worst thing in the world; it isn’t take a look out there; is ridiculous. Killing certain religious cults disease etc far outweigh such nonsense.

Yet being offended is peddled out as being so so bad. Example the fucking clots at nufc and the media for making it a story.

Being offended by the smallest way is a Cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Helpful link supplied by Ron Knee

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I thought we had a PM!!??

Who the fuck does this cunt think he is? YouTube Link

Hated him always hated him, hate him even more and Britain hates him

Why does the BBC et al, Guardian (cotton slave founder), Huff post (andrex substitute), Independent (not a real paper any more just internet ether); all keep digging out this evil no nothing fossil?

All Blair did was steal from the people as Hitler did. He built his empire and we’re all paying for it now. Academies, Schools an Hospitals, we don’t own them anymore as a country. We will be paying for them for the next 50+ years. Mendleson sold off all our infrastructure and transport to the continent.

Now he’s again telling how to run the country. YOU had over a decade Mr B and fucked this country hard in the arse. You then set up the EU this and that and tried to scupper Brexit. All coz poor Cherie can’t do her ahem…’much needed human rights work’. Much needed fucktard rip off pointless bullshit courts rather than deal with real crime. Such as embezzlers and thieves that wrecked this country.

Do us all a favour and fuck right off and when you get there, kick that fat clown in her fat arse, then fuck off again and drown by boiling shit pumped up your arse and out your eye sockets at 300psi. Yes I used imperial measurements. You remember those Brussel defying units? The ones used to swot nations to the side.

Fuck the EU, Fuck you and get Fucked no one cares what you have to say. You country fucking destroyer.

Nominated by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

Yet again I’d like to put forward the Elite’s plans for “UK Net Zero” as being a total, and very expensive (for you – not them) CUNT!

Today (19 Oct ‘21) the UK Government has published a detailed paper on the subject in advance of their “climate change fuckfest” at the end of this month and leaving little time for review of their position. A veritable tablet of stone from on high. I downloaded this and had a read through with the intention of highlighting some of the nasty bits and crucial omissions but I have been beaten to it, mostly, by the linked Mirror article.

The Mirror picks up on a lot of the shite contained within but doesn’t mention the glaring, and crucial, omission in that the UK only produces a minuscule amount of pollution compared to China, India, Russsia et al and who show no intention of adopting a similar load of old (expensive) bollocks. Ergo: everyone in the UK, except for the ABC1 demographic, can be bankrupted in the name of “Net Zero” and it WON’T MAKE A BLIND BIT OF DIFFERENCE TO THE STATE OF THE FUCKING PLANET!

The other thing the Mirror doesn’t pick up on is an oblique reference in this grand commandment to the total phasing out of petrol and diesel cars in 2035 (alas there is no further detail contained). I guess Princess Nut Nuts must be planning on pushing 32 million petrol heads off the road and replacing them with 500,000 middle class Tesla drivers (subsidised by the plebs who no longer need to spend money on their own transport no doubt).

Here’s a soundbite for COP 26: stick it up your arse you virtue signalling over privileged cunts!

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Nominated by: Mikdys

And in addition here’s more from Mikdys

Have a read of this [utter] shite and weep:

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The really sad thing is there is no alternative to vote for other than “none of the above” – don’t worry about “letting worse cunts in” [nothing could be worse than the ConSocialists] we have to let these wankers know that they don’t have mass support for this bullshit.

Never mind Cunt of the Year – Johnson is [self serving] cunt of the century!

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And speaking of COP26, here’s a little something from Dioclese

COP OUT 26

What a farce the latest and greatest climate change conference in Glasgow is…

China’s Premier isn’t coming. China produces 28% of the world’s greenhouse gazes and is currently building a new coal fired power station every week. At least they have the good grace not to be hypocrites by turning up.

Putin isn’t coming. The second largest pollutor on the planet isn’t being a hocrite either. At least that’s something.

Biden is coming. The third largest pollutor on the planet is keeping up its side by flying in no less than 1,500 delegates spewing out greenhouse gasses all the way across the Atlantic.

All to be met in Glasgow by striking garbage men and giant rats which, according to Sturgeon, is no worse than any other large city anywhere. We’ll, not in this country darlin’ so get back in your box.

But Boris will be there, waving the flag and showing the world the way to net zero by driving us all off the road and into electric cars that will cut emissions by standing idle because there’s nowhere to charge them up.

Electricity has to be generated. That just moves the pollution point up the supply chain. Wind farms only works when the wind blows. Solar only works when the sun shines. Turbines and panels all have a production process that’s emits carbon. But let’s build loads and pretend we’re making a difference, bearing in mind that we qare responsible for less than 1% of the global total. So, it’s all worth while and we should remember that when the lights go out.

COP26 will achieve fuck all other than to cause a hole in the ozone layer when all that hot air hits the atmosphere. Remember that humans breathe out CO2, a greenhouse gas.
If you really want to cut emissions, stop fucking breeding!

COP26 is an opportunity for photo ops and showboating. That’s why Biden is coming and why the Queen has had the good sense to avoid the megaspreading Covid conference.

If this is what the world’s greatest leaders have to off, then the human race is truly fucked…