Following on from the recent cunting (This One– Day Admin), this charmless old bag has now played the race card, saying she is “a black woman in a WHITE court” (bit racist innit?) and she knows the “racism and sexism” in the institutions.:
Is she even a woman? She could be David Lammy in drag – the lipstick and botox and vast quantities of chiggun and Jaffa cakes producing the bloated corpse look is a giveaway
Nominated by: W.C.Boggs
(Due to be sentenced 4th November – Day Admin)
Just a quick Nom here.
Turns out that when naming supervillains the most important thing is not their rap sheet but yes you’ve guessed it….
Their astrological star sign. For example is your serial killer a Sagittarius or a Leo? Why the fuck would you put this on a website?
The most curious thing was one entry on there, about number 7, it just shows him as an occupation (of murderer) and mirrors a collection card. I guess they just couldn’t be fucked or it was a racial hate crime if they said anymore. But at least we know he’s a Gemini.
Is it because Russell Grant is going to do the parole hearing? When Dennis Pennis was gonna interview him, it got cancelled. Apparently he was going to say ‘can you read palms?’, Dennis knew the pompous tub ‘o’ lard was going to say ‘of course I can read palms’. So Dennis unfurls his hand and said ‘read this then’. It said (on his hand) FUCK OFF YOU FAT CNUT.
Now all would have been fine, but channel 4 pulled it because CNUT would cause people to ‘misspell words’. WTF Americans do it all the time. CUNTS!
Nominated by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts
Jen Psaki is a cunt
I know she’s just a mouthpiece for the Hiden Biden administration (White House Press Secretary – Day Admin), but saying these words “We welcome the competition” after China builds a hypersonic fucking orbital nuclear missile just takes the fucking cake and smashes it like a petulant autistic child
I’m sorry but this full of fucking shit snarky schoolyard response isn’t going ease tensions with China. This is like a whore telling their pimp they made no money today and there won’t be any tomorrow either.
Psaki you are Psatupid and is basically welcoming a nuclear genocide on the American people and allied countries at risk too just because Biden tells you too with these foolish words
Nominated by: TitSlapper
Helpful link supplied by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
Hold the fucking front page.
”Octavian: BBC Sound of 2019 winner announces he’s quitting music”
Me neither, but he is described as a rapper.
What can we do? I am fucking bereft.
That such a multi talented (he won some BBC shite so he must be) musical genius has quit music is a body blow to us aficionados of utterly talentless, music free (unless it includes a ‘sample’) shite.
I hope and pray that Stormzy continues to entertain us with his musical genius.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s arts correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As some of our followers may be aware, the National Theatre of Scotland has banned the use of the word ‘spooky’ from future productions. Today I’m joined by Tabatha Wryght-Onn, the company’s Director of Linguistics Protocol, to discuss what some might regard as a rather odd decision”.
“Yah, well hi Ronnie. Er, may I call you Ronnie? Is that a suitable form of address? Just let me make a note of your chosen personal pronouns…”.
“Don’t worry about that, our followers don’t go in for that sort of thing. Perhaps we can cut to the chase, with you telling us just what’s going on here”.
“Okay yah. We feel most strongly that the word ‘spooky’ can be seen as having racist connotations, so it jolly well has to go”.
“What? Has anyone actually complained when you’ve used the term in previous productions?”.
“Erm, well, like no, but we’re concerned that it could become problematic acshully. Thinking progressively, it’s vital that we ruthlessly interrogate language for historically oppressive connotations that cannot be permitted or tolerated…”.
“This is bizarre. As far as I’m aware, the term ‘spooky’ has never had any racist undertones whatever in Britain. A ‘spook’ is a ghost, or latterly a term for a spy. You’re just creating a problem where one doesn’t even exist. It’s a ludicrous piece of virtue signalling that can only do more harm than good”.
“Hmmph! That’s just the sort of reactionary response one would expect from someone as male, pale and stale as you! I suggest you check your privilege!”.
“And that’s the sort of reaction I would expect from a culture wars radical like you. I suggest you check your arsehole, to see if you can find your head up it”.
“Really! I’m not staying here to be insulted by a racist and a bigot!”.
*storms off in a huff*.
“Well it looks as though she’s headed back to where she usually goes. So there we have it; the nation’s decline into loony leftism continues. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.
Nominated by: Ron Knee