David Runciman – Guardian Cunt

This excuse for a journalist is seriously in favour of lowering the voting age to children as young as 6! Yes you read that correctly. The article is inspired by some political theorist called John Wall.

Runciman says “Climate politics would probably rise more rapidly up the political agenda” if children were enfranchised. I’m sure it would, because their little heads are rammed with this shit and they don’t have the nous to counter argue. Children believe anything you tell them. Don’t most 6 year olds believe in Santa Claus?

Runciman also says because children can’t vote and most voters are old that it leads to policies that ensure “Pensions will get protected while student debt goes unaddressed. The interests of mortgage payers will be prioritised over the interests of renters.” He caps off his article with slagging off the EU referendum result, noting that 70% of the under-30s voted to remain and it made no difference.

This guy seems to have managed to expose most of the lefty agendas all in one article, from the love of the EU, hatred of the aging, centre right-leaning population, to climate change. I’d give him a pat on the back if it wasn’t for the fact that I think he’s a sinister cunt. By which I mean it is sinister to believe children as young as 6 are somehow old enough to be responsible and can deal with manifestos and complex political argument. If he thinks they can do that then why not 6 year old jurors? Idiot. No, no, no. Adults look after children. Children need protection and education, not a fucking election.

I hope this twat get his wish and watches a future government face a lobby group of 6 year olds demanding ‘free toys’ and a big chunk of his pension gets diverted to pay for it.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Cuntologist

Racially Aggravated Assault (White on White)

(Keith Andrew Crute, found guilty of racially aggravated assault – Day Admin)

When is someone guilty of racial assault or abuse, if someone, for example a white person calls a Black person N…. Or B….. cunt. Another example would be calling a P*ki a P*ki cunt.

It seems fairly straightforward that race and colour are involved however does it still count if a back person says to another black person ‘you fucking N….’ Or a P*ki calls another P*ki, ‘you stinking P*ki cunt’

Well here is an example of white on white, nationality on nationality racial aggregated assault.

A motorist upset by getting a parking ticket gives the traffic warden so verbals including calling her a stupid Welsh mare. Ok he did spit at her which he denied was deliberate, but White Welsh motorist has been convicted of racial aggregated assault on White Welsh traffic warden.

Hilarious.

Daily Post News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Deliveroo [3]

I had to pick my Mum up from hospital the other night.

Negotiating the roads and roundabouts in the suburbs of SW London was a fucking nightmare due to these illiterate cunts buzzing about on L plates like flies in Islamabad.

Add hobby cyclists and range rovers to the mix, and I became seriously close to doing a Kenneth Noye (In case you don’t know – Day Admin …. Road Rage Killer)

And it’s our own fault.

Allowing ourselves to be sold shit we don’t need. Make your own fucking Big Mac or KFC. It’s easy. No need for this unnecessary corporate bullshit.

Fuck you Deliveroo.

Nominated by: Marcus Maximus Spasticus

Sasha Johnson

Whatever happened to Slasha eh? Is she still in hospital? Is she a Joey Deacon?

I am very concerned about this prominent social justice warrior and Che wannabe.

Unfortunately the most recent media reference i can find is in “The Voice” (that well known newspaper of balance widely read in Sarf Stabistan but probably not available outside the M25) of 3rd September.

No mention of her medical condition just the suspiciously foreign sounding names of 4 cunts up for trial on March 7th.

For some reason the MSM has completely forgotten about poor Slasha. I’m almost tempted to use the R word but we all know you can’t accuse the Guardian and the BBC of such a heinous crime.

It’s a mystery.

Voice News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(Black AND white surgeons, doctors, nurses, paramedics, NHS admin and support staff Matter, keeping her alive – Day Admin)

Phone scammers (3)


How I loath them. Fortunately, as I’m not mentally impaired, or elderly and confused I don’t get taken in by these utter cunts, indeed it used to be part of my job to track down and shut down these twats!

Anyway, I don’t answer my land-line phone, it’s there for the Interweb.

Recorded message saying ‘ my card’ had been used to make payments to Amazon and a cash transfer to ‘ a foreign country’ which may be fraudulent. Press 1 for an advisor, or 2 to authorise.

Do they think my head buttons up the back?

I always think about those who may be taken in by this shit, so warn them on social media.

I’m not very tech savvy, but I am bright enough to have installed a couple of apps that notify me almost immediately of any activity on my cards.

I’d love to attach a link to one of the very many sites that tell you what to look out for,

but I can’t get that Peppa Pig link off newsfeed for love or money. Try the Age UK one.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Helpful link supplied by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

AgeUK News Link