I’d like to cunt shop assistants who constantly try to upsell. And as an aside I’d also like to cunt the word “upsell”, but perhaps another time for that one.

What has annoyed me for years is when I go into a small business, particularly bakeries that are staffed with Asian females, there will always that one employee who is hellbent on impressing the boss with her sales.

I understand they are probably on about AU$8 per hour. And I think this sucks.

But if I frequent the same bakery a few times per week, and have been doing so for about a year-and-a-half. And if the same serving wench attends to me each time I ask:

“May I please have one biscotti please?”

I get pissed off when in reply she asks me:

“How many?”

Or:

“Just one?”

Bloody Nora … yes, just fuckin’ one.

(She’s an absolute looker with a great, almost scantily clad bod though so … I maintain composure).

Nominated by: Crocacunt Dundee

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The good old Guardian. Again.

You would think that an Asian PM would give the fuckers some cheer. But no:-

” Rishi Sunak is Britain’s first Asian prime minister – but it’s no progressive victory”

Please note that the name of this journalist is Hashi Mohamed. So no anti Indian bias of course.

Commenting on the Trussed election he says:-

”Alas, for Tory party members it was still preferable to elect a white woman than a brown man; just as well they won’t be able to vote on his appointment this time.”

Yep, racism innit. Even a woman preferable to an Indian. The rest of this horseshit, if you can be bothered to read it, becomes an anti Indian/Hindu diatribe.

The Guardian, bringing you woke racism at it’s finest.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Gardeners World is a cunt. A one time must for the gardener this monthly magazine has joined the woke LGBT Multicultural Shit Show.

Over the last 3 maybe 4 years, the mag has introduced a burgeoning number of ethnic diversities promoted as experts and educators. Regular features have appeared of “exotic gardens” the product of enrichment and diversity.

Each month there are comments made about the destruction of our planet, Global warming and what we must do to avoid extinction.

The magazine is fast becoming an instrument of Indoctrination.

Now this.! We are advised not to dig our gardens. The reason. Each time we dig, we release carbon into the atmosphere. The effects of this carbon release build up over the years and contributes to Global Warming.

How in fuck are Farmers going to grow crops, to provide us with food? Surely they must plough?, Surely they must dig to seat a plant ?

I hear from my fellow residents that their magazines are equally turning shit qweer with similar messages all of doom and gloom

Monty Don is fast becoming the glove puppet of the fucking BBC ! And he is now becoming a cunt !

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall

This piece of human waste was one half of the infamous ‘Ken and Barbie’ serial killer act. I saw a documentary series on these cunts a few years back and it turned my guts. Some channel is making another one I believe. Don’t watch unless you’ve a strong stomach is my advice.

A good looking young couple who would kidnap, rape and murder female children. They even raped and killed Homolka’s own 15 year-old sister at a family Christmas party, two days before Christmas Day. They would also film their attacks.

The male part of the duo, Paul Bernardo, is in prison for life and was refused parole recently after serving close to 30 years. He was also found to be the perpetrator of a huge series of unsolved rapes and will hopefully never be released.

His wife (they got married after committing their murders) got a lighter sentence (12 years) for agreeing to testify against Bernardo. She claimed she was threatened by her husband and too scared to not do as Bernardo said.

Well, the rozzers found home videos of them committing their vile acts and the bitch was seen as a willing and enthused participant. She even performed oral sex on her own drugged and dying 15 year old sister. A lot of what she did, she did without prompting and definitely enjoyed what she was doing, according to cops who watched the tapes. She was also the one who brought victims to her husband.

But she’s free, has a new family and married her ex lawyer’s brother.

How this cunt is allowed to be free is fucking insane, and yet she loves to play the victim.

She could have left him and grassed the cunt at any time she wanted. Her excuses are bollocks.

A complete mega cunt of behemoth proportions.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

No they never went away did they. They never went away. We just forgot about them for a while. But now they’re back again, front and centre.

Like a woman it seems we cannot live with them and we cannot live without them.

Well we can live with them but it’s MAD. Mutually Assured Destruction. But is MAD a sane military policy?

I mean they cannot be used because its MAD.-The catastrophe too great. But we cannot get rid of them because that would leave our side defenceless.

That’s the dilemma. That is what I am really cunting. The ‘Catch 22’ situation that we are in.

But you know by the Law of Probability over time they will be used. If we keep them eventually they will be used. So (the argument goes) we have to Unilaterally Disarm. It is our moral duty to do this.

But straight away you think realistically that is so reckless if the other side doesn’t give theirs up.

Round and round it goes…see.

Really what we have to do is get rid of ‘the other side’ so that they become redundant. But once again is that realistic given human nature?

There has been much talk of using ‘tactical nuclear weapons’ in this present conflict. But if you read the literature that is another strategic ‘rabbit hole’ of contradictory thinking.

For If they drop a tactical nuclear bomb do we respond in kind ourselves? Or do we respond with conventional weapons? But that would show weakness on our part.

Wouldn’t it?

But If we respond with a nuclear bomb the escalation to oblivion starts.

Doesn’t it?

My head hurts…

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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