A new year ‘fuck me whatever next’ for your perusal.

”Welsh language lessons for refugees and asylum seekers”

This would be funny except that one of the fucker mentioned lives in Newport. My home town.

”Xiao-Xia Chen, who is originally from China, but now lives in Newport, said Welsh was “difficult” but a “very special language”, having previously learned English and Mandarin.”

I left a long time ago but can honestly say that I never met anyfucker in Newport who spoke Welsh. If I go back now then Urdu, Pashti, Vietnamese, Polish etc are commonly heard. But still not Welsh. Never.

It seems the kids are taught Welsh in school, poor fuckers. What a monumental waste of education. Welsh for specialists and weirdos – fine. But wasting teaching resources so that the poor little fuckers can translate Tacsi and PoppityPing is a fucking tragedy.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Priti Patel and ‘Reviews’

I see she has asked her officials to review the use of crossbows after the intruder at the Palace. Its not so long ago that she asked her officials to review or ‘look at’ the use of firearms in the wake of the David Amess killing.

She never releases a record or a book but she always having reviews. Haven’t there been numerous reviews into the problem of the migrant invasion from France?

Mind you there have been reviews into her conduct with those bullying accusations.

More widely if there were ‘events dear boy events’ back in the day ( in the words of H.Macmillan) they would usually set up a ‘Royal Commission’ to look into it.

Note to ‘look into it’ not ‘look at’ a problem.
You could say this the government is standing round ‘looking at’ problems instead of doing something about them.

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

I think it is time again to cunt that cunt Katie Price. I know the cunt already has a season ticket on these hallowed pages but fuck me the cunt should have a day ticket.

Not only has this cunt with a cunt like a hippo yawning just walked free after commiting a crime but is now full on exploiting Harvey for her own self promotion. He is disabled and to be fair to the youth is partial to using the word cunt. But she cannot wait to use any of his actions to get attention.

Joking aside she is not a person who should be in charge of taking a shit let alone children. Her cunt should be bricked up so she cannot have anymore kids. She is to parenting what the hydrogen bomb is to landscape gardening.

She used to live off her looks but they went long ago and now it is just jn the eye of the beholder….or is that beerholder as you’d need a fucking crate to tackle her.

All in all a despicable cunt who will sell anyone for her own gains

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

I would like to Cunt stupid and pointless headlines in the press.

The ones that are of no real interest to the average British reader or the ones that miss the giant elephant ? sat in the room.

For example
BBC News Link

Pardon the Taliban ban long road trips for women. My reaction is oh wow what a non story the fucking Taliban ban everything worthwhile in life this has been common knowledge for well, ever. The only thing they don’t ban is torture and killing this takes place everyday yet let’s talk about long journeys.

Another example where I feel that the writer has missed or ignored the point

GB News Link

I believe a more appropriate headline would be “frenchies still can’t stop ✋ illegal immigrants getting into boats ?‍♀️ , do they actually want to “. ? Or are the French police really that fucking useless.

Trawl the news sites fellow cunters and you will see that this happens over and over again. Maybe someone could invent a pair of spot the elephant ? in the room specs.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

These cunts have started a legal challenge to attempts to stop the economic migrants crossing the channel. The ones who seem to have 5 or ten grand to do so.

”Priti Patel has today suggested that tougher measures will stop refugee deaths. But if her cruel anti-refugee Nationality & Borders Bill passes, it will only further entrench a system that chooses hostility over humanity. More people will die trying to find safety.
The British and French governments have shown that they can collaborate on building higher fences – but now we need to see them work together to protect human life at the border. The deaths need to stop and it’s not hostility that’ll do it. It’s compassion, dignity and a recognition of our shared humanity.”

What is never mentioned is that these poor persecuted people, most of whom are adult male, have come 1000s of miles, through ‘safe’ countries to get to the UK.

The argument of these touchy feely lefty cunts may have some currency in Greece or Turkey. But how the fuck can ‘humanity’ apply to leaving a safe haven in France be regarded as fleeing persecution?

Freedom from Torture is determined to destroy western civilisation with an influx of barbarians.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble