I would like to Cunt stupid and pointless headlines in the press.
The ones that are of no real interest to the average British reader or the ones that miss the giant elephant 🐘 sat in the room.
For example
BBC News Link
Pardon the Taliban ban long road trips for women. My reaction is oh wow what a non story the fucking Taliban ban everything worthwhile in life this has been common knowledge for well, ever. The only thing they don’t ban is torture and killing this takes place everyday yet let’s talk about long journeys.
Another example where I feel that the writer has missed or ignored the point
I believe a more appropriate headline would be “frenchies still can’t stop ✋ illegal immigrants getting into boats 🚣♀️ , do they actually want to “. ? Or are the French police really that fucking useless.
Trawl the news sites fellow cunters and you will see that this happens over and over again. Maybe someone could invent a pair of spot the elephant 🐘 in the room specs.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
The latest Taliban ban (A do-ron-ron-ron a do-ron-ron> is to stop their wimmin from using bathhouse.
They do seem to like their wimmin smelly, don’t they? I’ve noticed this in Cardiff.
Mark Dripford should wear a burqa. He looks like a right old woman, and he’s a total berk.
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THE GUARDIAN PRINTS REAL FACTS ON DANGEROUS MUSLIM AGENDA: (Bullshit, a bit too over the top with this one).
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