Extinction Rebellion (11) and the Justice System

A dual cunting for XR and the British legal system. We could even make it a triple cunting by including the Anglican church.

In line with the current rule of law, a number of “climate protestors” have been found not guilty, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Meanwhile, Mr T Robinson (not sure of his real name, but perhaps I may be able to get it from the media), gets harangued for trying to speak the truth about Muslim grooming gangs.

What the fuck is wrong with this country? What the fuck is wrong with the church? I used to be a fairly regular, if infrequent, church goer. Whatever shite was going on in my life, I knew it was unchanging. Now it is run by a fuckwit (Welby) and full of self-serving cunts like these two. I now haven’t set foot in a church for almost a year, and I think I have lost religion.

Anyway, that’s an aside. The downward spiral of the legal system is very serious. It won’t be long before the rule of law breaks down. It is already the case that peacefuls and dark keys are untouchable, and can do what they like. It seems we can now add cretinous white old fools like this, if they believe in the climate bollocks.

Cunts to a man. I hope one of these old religious fuckers tries to stop me going about my lawful business as they may find themselves under the front wheel of my Triumph, then I’ll head-butt the cunts with my lid on. Just look at Phil Kingstons little face and tell me you don’t want to beat it to a bloody pulp with a crow-bar – I do.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford


And this from Komodo

The Law is a Cunt.

Or, at least, whether it’s a cunt or not, it’s no longer effective:

LBC News Link

Taken with the Bristol Four Cunts case, the clear message is that if you are upset about something, you can break the law (trespass, criminal damage, you name it) with impunity. Or that juries have the right to make up the law as they go along, which used not to be the function of juries.

And I’m still awaiting the fallout from the attempted destruction of Gill’s bloody awful statue* on the grounds that he wasn’t a very nice person. Sledgehammer man will have to establish that he is a vegan transphilic BLM supporter to get away with it – any hint of a white van with a St George’s cross and he’s had it – and this could be popcorn material.

*It really is a bloody awful example of Thirties Selfconsciously Modernist art, and would not have been out of place in Moscow or even Berlin at that time. Right action, absolutely the wrong reason. Next stop, Leonardo da Vinci?


And there’s more, this time from Sick of it

Another fucking outrage

The Shadwell Three. ‘A calling from God’

The old farts have been cleared by another woke jury of blocking a train line when the twats climbed onto a train as one of the Extinction Rebellion protests.
Two were full time god jockeys and claimed it was a calling, so that’s it if god says yes then the law comes a distant second. Good news for all the peacefuls who stab and bomb in the name of Allah, it’s fine carry on ‘it’s a calling from god’

This is just a week or so after the Colston four got a free pass

Welcome to Anarchy in the UK.

Daily Mail News Link

Guinness is Piss

A couple of nights ago I met up with my old pal Big Al for a proverbial “swift half”.

On entering the pub I headed to the gents for a slash, and on approaching our table, I saw to my dismay two halves of what looked suspiciously like Guinness sitting there. “What” says I, “is that?”.

“That”, says the Big Man, “is one of my New Year resolutions. I’m determined to educate your palate in the appreciation of the black nectar. You just need to acquire a taste for it”.

“We’ve been through this before Al”, says I with a sigh. “I told you the last time you tried this. To me this stuff’s as bitter as fuck, and right sickly to boot. It tastes like a burning tyre to me. How do you ‘acquire a taste’ for that? It’s bloody rank”.

“I reckon it was badly pulled last time” says he. “Go on, indulge me. Take it slow”.

So for the next twenty minutes or so, I struggled to neck this noxious brew, but had to give up. “Sorry Al” says I. “It still tastes you got it from a farmer’s cesspit to me”.

“Gaaahn you jessie” says he, “yer ‘opeless. What d’ya want then?”.

“A malt. Glenfiddich if they’ve got it” says I. “I need to get rid of the taste of that muck from my mouth”.

“Guinness is good for you”, the adverts used to say. Yeah, that’ll be right. Good for giving you the shits, more like. I’ll pass.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The Norman Conquest

The so called “Norman Conquest” and what a load of nonsense it really was.

It has been alleged by some so called “historians” that William the Conqueror scooted over the English Channel in 1066, did a bit of invading and took over the Country.

I have often suspected this was nonsense made up by Frenchies who are jealous of our burgeoning deodorant and shower products industry and hate the fact that the British are taller, better looking and harder.

And it turns out I was correct – I was recently skulking around Sir Fiddlers vast Country estate stealing turkeys and Christmas trees when in an abandoned building I happened across some ancient documents written at the time by “Kev ov Hastings” and a newspaper report from Ye Daily Mirror clearly stating what really happened – a drunken German accidentally wandered across the border into France, the dreadful smell of the place being temporarily obscured by the strongly flavoured “Schnautzerhimmel” sausage he was stuffing himself with at the time.

Upon seeing him the entirety of France immediately surrendered with a few of them, all coincidentally called “Norman”, being so scared they stole some boats from Ye Olde Dinghy Invaders and scooted over to Hastings. They went to a bus stop to ask for directions to the nearest garlic farm, were bitten by a Staffie called “Tyson” and all went home. I have interroga, er, “chatted with” several people named Norman and they all deny taking part in any kind of invasion so that’s good enough for me!

I am glad to be able to perform a public service by sharing this vital and historically correct information with you and as I am now putting the word “FACT!” in upper case letters I believe under IAC law this correction of history can now never be questioned!

However, a caveat – I believe my malevolently magnificent mind may be slipping – while I was finding out the info I kept imagining hearing a voice saying “Please help me – my name is Gemma, I am being held captive, please contact the police and my agent – I have money, lots of money”..

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

 

Marks and Spencer (2) Cancels Midgets

My first cunting is this: Marks and Spencer (Welcome to ISaC and your first cunting – Day Admin)

They are changing the name of Midget Gems because it could offend people. How fucking stupid can they be?

Next will be dark chocolate, then white chocolate, then chocolate.
So just point at it. Then it will be pointing!

Mirror News Link

Nominated by: Attrix


And here’s another one, this time from Liberal Liquidator

More M&S Wokery.

Do M&S actually spend their time selling overpriced pretentious food and sensible pants anymore or fighting the ridiculous culture wars and kowtowing to whiney bedwetters? They have decided to rebrand the sweets Midget Gems as ‘Mini Gems’ to avoid causing offence following a single complaint from disability campaigner Dr Erin Pritchard who said the name amounted to “hate speech”.

What kind of a cunt gets offended by this? One who is looking to make a name for themselves on social media probably. Why not rename Smarties for offended stupid people or pick out the black jelly babies (actually I used to do that anyway)
Rather than ignoring this nutter and people like them, they fold like the England Ashes team.

Time to grow up.

BBC News Link

Bit of a bad start to the new year for M&S. Here’s another cunting, this time from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Get a fucking life.

No, not you fuckers but fuckers like this:

”A shopper is fuming at an “outrageous” Marks and Spencer chocolate product, which he claims is sexist.
The product in question was a Where’s Wally advent calendar depicting a cramped skiing scene.”

How many of these cunts are there who get ‘outraged’ by fuckall but then get disproportionate coverage? In this case ‘Where’s fucking Wally’ for fuck sake.
Lefties, trannies, effniiks, peacefuls, middle class metro ponces – They get offended or ‘outraged’ over some minor bullshit and then the media will give them oxygen.

And M&S – the malefactors in this case, said this:-

”An M&S spokesperson said: “We are grateful for the customer’s feedback and will pass it on to our product team so it can be taken into account ahead of next Christmas.”

A spokesman for ISAC said -‘ Fuck off you pathetic fuckmonkey and get a life ahead of next Christmas’

MSN News Link

and supported by Onceacuntalwaysacunt

I’d like to second this nomination but on a slightly different angle as aimed at those pedantic cunts that like to argue over basically nothing.

There was a video on YouTube on Alex Belfield’s site about some effnick who was so poor she had to eat a tin of dog food as she had no food.

I pointed out that for 20p you can get 500g spaghetti £1 for four tins of tomatoes and £1 for a couple of tins of tuna or maybe £2.50 for 500g of mince.

Some cunt replies “ooh where are we? In the 80’s for the price of tuna?” or something to that effect.

Well you fucking pedantic cunt, in Aldi it’s £2.39 for 4 tins so yes roughly 50p a tin and no we are not in the 80’s!!!

 

Women now in Jeopardy

To much fanfare from TV networks, U.S quiz show Jeopardy! has recently celebrated its top-winning woman contestant after Amy Schneider banked over $850,000 in winnings.

But wait! All is not as it seems because Amy is actually a trans woman and biological man so the “top-winning woman” of fuck all. This is just following a trend of women’s rights and freedoms, achievements and successes being hijacked and rendered meaningless.

U.S girls track and field records have been smashed by biological men as have swimming times and recently Sleepy Joe appointed this monstrosity as the first female four-star admiral in the U.S Public Health Service Commissioned Corps.
News Link

I wonder if they asked Amy “Do women have cervixes?”.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator


And on a similar note, this from Everyonesacunt

“Trans sport” ( men in drag ) competing against women. Yet again I would like to Cunt this abomination that continues unabated against women and their right to compete against each other.

When will this insanity end??

Had to smile when I came across the story below. However, once you get past the headline

“Man beaten by another man in women’s swimming ?‍♀️ race” : that’s my take on it ; you can’t get past the truly awful situation women find themselves having aliens invade their sport space and shit closets. It really is a Cunt.

FoxNews Link

(Tough one for the feminazis/wimminz I guess – Day Admin)