The Two Faces of Sir Keir Starmer (16)

An emergency cunting seems in order for His Holiness Keir Rodney Starmer, and the bunch of arseholes who prop him up (especially the fruity gentlemen and butch ladies affected by The Gayness.

After months of outraged innocence, even though we had all seen photographs of the flabby faced cunt drinking beer at an important party meeting, it now seems that Angie Openlegs was also in attendance, even though this has been constantly denied:

Daily Mail News Link

Perhaps she was just there to provide the striptease and cabaret?:

YouTube Link

It was an “honest mistake” claim the Labour Party. Sure – all their fucking mistakes are “honest”, whereas they always attach the basest motives to everyone else.

But seriously who, in their right minds, could not have noticed the presence of that loud-mouthed, self advertising skank in a small room in Durham?. Perhaps Starmer has caught Biden’s senility early?. He didn’t see the shrew in the room!.

It is about time this oily, greasy heap of shit was exposed for the fucking liar he really is.

George Washington? More Boy George.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Note – This nom touches on the nefarious activities of Angela Rayner doing a Sharon Stone. There is a separate nom for  Rayner on this very subject due to go live in the next few days – Day Admin)

Spanish Government & Booze Caps

The Spanish government are Cunts. See story below, highlighting that all inclusive holidays are going to have a cap of 6 drinks ? per day 3 at lunch and 3 at dinner. (Only at certain resorts – Day Admin)

Also they are banning happy hours two for one offers.

Come on you Diego cunts people only come for the sun ☀️ and ?.

Hope you go bankrupt you socialist meddling fuck tards.

Turkey Greece Malta suddenly look ? far better value.

GBNews Link

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?

Is there any group of people on Earth worse than hippies? From the sanctimonious bellends of Extinction Rebellion to money-grubbing bastards like Jobs and Branson, the sort of people who would go through a dog turd to find a 5p piece, hippies make the world just that little bit more unpleasant for everyone…

ABC News Link

Mitchell hasn’t been relevant since Nixon was in the White House. Young? Fuck knows. When was the last time he had a hit? 1980? I got him confused with Neil Diamond when discussing this with the Empress but fuck him anyway. Spotify have basically told him to fuck off.

This is in no way in support of Joe Rogan, of whom, like Chamberlain, I know nothing. All I would say is that anyone who has that wankstain Petersen on his show must be a bit of a cunt.

Two great philosophers on hippies…

“Never trust a hippie” – John Lydon.

“I know hippies. I’ve hated them my whole life.” Eric Cartman.

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Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

Toilet Twinning – No Shit!

Yes, you did hear me right – toilet twinning. Here’s the idea : you pay £60 to have your shit hole twinned with a shit hole in an African shit hole of your choice. When I got over the disbelief, I pissed myself laughing (see what I did there!?!)

If you don’t believe me then this is a link to their shite – sorry, site ; Toilet Twinning Link

Some of the stuff on here, you just couldn’t make up. For example “Flushing away poverty one toilet at a time” or “The sanitation crisis – kicking up a stink”. Or “Bogtech – one loo doesn’t fit all” FFS who writes this shit?

Seems you can also have the opportunity to become a “loominary”. Whowza!

Apparently, they send you a certificate to hang in your loo which contains a picture of the toilet your toilet is twinned with. I’m sure the photoshop wizards in Admin will have a field day mocking one of those up.

Maybe I should sign up for this crap. After all, I’ve been talking shit for years…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Drunk “devastated” Slags

Daily Mail Link

What a stupid,common Slag. Most people would be ashamed of such a tale….not this fucking Sow. She seems to think that it’s all a big joke and revels in the “facebook-likes” attention. she’s fucking lucky that I wasn’t the driver..I’d have put her fucking windows through,climbed in and shit in the foul tramp’s snoring mouth.

I just bet she’s unemployed,a single Mother to a Sooty child registered as having special needs,has a smack-rat boyfriend and goes to McDonalds in her soiled pyjamas and slippers for their meals.

Fucking cheap Scum.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler