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Suicide Squad [1]

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Inspired by an idea put forward by birdman.Suicide squad like the Deadpool requires players to pick 5 names of celebs who they think will die next.Catch is you can only win the round if one of your picks commits suicide.Yes it is a sick idea but having been reading all the comments on this site over the past few months safe to say most of you are sick cunts!

Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

Good luck cunters!

Shaun`s nominations:

Daniella Westbrook
Sinead O`Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Kenny Sansom
Marieke Vervoot

Gary Lineker [7]

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Gary Lineker gets paid around £1.8 million a year by the BBC, that’s a disgrace!
How is he expected to survive on that? He has to take on extra jobs to make ends meet, advertising Walker’s crisps for god’s sake. it’s about time the BBC got their act together and started paying their star presenters what they’re worth, before they’re lured by rival broadcasters.

Nominated by Allan

The BBC [8]

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Emergency cunting for the BBC,
So the cunts have published their ‘Top’ stars earnings (how much they pay the cunts with licence payers money).
I personally don’t give a fuck as I have never and will never pay these cunts a penny (although I do enjoy a few of their programmes) but paying Chris Evans over two million and other ‘Stars’ ridiculous amounts shows the cunts for the cunts they are.
What will happen? People will have a moan and carry on as normal.
Typical of a country full of too many sheep like ‘Do as your told’ cunts.
What a pile of cunt, with a piece of cunt on top.
The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

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Matt and Lori Duron

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Matt and Lori Duron are utter cunts.I think the picture above speaks for itself.This is their 10-year-old son C.J who is “gender nonconforming or gender variant”.They took him to a pride event and anyone who is familiar with pride knows that it is overtly sexual and filled with cunts wanting to shock and disgust people and blame it on homophobia.As you can all probably guess the Mother Lori has written a book based on a blog called “Raising the Rainbow” discussing her son’s fondness for girl clothes and toys despite him also liking boys clothes and stuff.I tried reading the blog but it was badly written narcissistic garbage (No surprises there) but was filled in the comments section with vacuous brown nosing comments with key buzz words such as “inspirational” and all that utter new age wank.I bet these arse licking commenters would cheer if the parents made their son shove a used tampon up his own arse!

What perfectly illustrates these morons despicable lack of self-awareness and responsibility is their response to Hollywood Actor James Woods tweeting to the above picture “This is sweet. Wait until this poor kid grows up, realizes what you’ve done, and stuffs both of you dismembered into a freezer in the garage “.They accused Woods of attacking their son and did not mention or seem to comprehend he was criticizing them as parents for blatantly using their child in an exploitative fashion in order to further their Social Justice agenda.Turns out the boy has been documented by his parents publicly since 5.Fucking 5? I bet if a child was being raised in a religious cult then these modern parents lookalikes from VIz would gasp at how awful it was even though they are guilty of the same sort of coercive abuse.I love how they and the Twittermongs and their fans such as shirt lifter Neil Patrick Harris don`t appreciate that exploiting a child in such a way is likely to cause them severe psychological problems down the line which is what James was getting at.

The funniest irony is that these so called parents would not let their son stay at Pride when they went home.So that is where they draw the line.At least there is one I guess.Fucking pitiful excuse for parents!CUNTS!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun

Steven Moffat [3]

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Steven Moffat’s crimes against my favourite childhood show mean Moffat is due another cunting on this esteemed website. Dr Who was (and should be) a kids’ show. It was always a bit cheesy and the effects were crap. But the point is, it was FUN. Tom Baker’s ludicrous overacting when trying to keep a straight face when faced with yet another “alien” that was clearly an extra covered in tinfoil and various bits of leftover props from other BBC shows. The goodies were good and the baddies were bad – only the Emperor in Star Wars comes close to Davros for sheer bloody-minded evil. I’m pretty sure Davros was wanking in that chair when he told Tom Baker he would release a virus that would destroy all lifeforms in the galaxy.

I saw the first episode of the latest series and didn’t have much of an opinion one way or the other. Pearl Mackie is neither the best nor the worst actress to play a Dr Who companion. I didn’t watch the rest of the series. But last night I got around to watching the first part of the Cybermen story. Fuck me, I don’t know what that was but it wasn’t Dr Who. The Cybermen should be doing something demented and improbable like taking over the Moon to use the tides to destroy the Earth or crashing a spaceship to wipe out the dinosaurs. The biggest problem though was that the episode was dull, so dull.

As I said, Dr Who should be fun; the crazier the plan by the Daleks or Cybermen or Ice Warriors the better. And I bet the BBC wouldn’t ever show Tom Baker’s one and only Cybermen story again – the Doctor and a couple of other characters were forced by the silver maniacs to wear suicide belts to blow up the planet of gold. They wouldn’t show that because retards would say it was a coded attack on everyone’s favourite victim group.

I’m not actually opposed to a female lead if the producers had a particular person in mind who they believed would be right for role. But it just seems that Moffat wanted a woman, any woman for the job. And most of the wankstains who go on about this don’t seem to be Dr Who fans anyway; why the fuck do they care about who plays the main character in a show they don’t even watch?

And Moffat, I’d just like to say that anyone who comes up with their own nickname – like perennial ISAC nominee Bonio – is a total and utter bellend. “Grand Moff” for fuck’s sake! What’s that sound I hear? It’s peter Cushing spinning in his grave.

Nominated by Cunts mate Cunt