Congratulations to Cuntalugs who correctly predicted that legendary chat show host Michael Parkinson would be next to conk out aged 88.I wonder if Parky got a free parker pen just for enquiring at the pearly gates?

Onto Dead Pool 297

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Deadpool wind are based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Paul Masckinback who has won Dead Pool 295 by predicting the sad demise of South Aftican born acteess Doreen Mantle who had a prolific career in the UK but will be best known as Mrs Warboys in One Foot in the Grave.She also starred in Coronation Street and Father Brown amongst many other TV roles.Mantle was 97 and died peacefully at her home.

On to Dead Pool 296

The rules

1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily on chronology of death.

Congratulations to Dirty Harriet who correctly predicted that the celebrated Irish Singer Sinead O’Connor would be next to conk out aged 56.Her cause of death is unknown however she suffered severe mental health issues all her life including BPD and bipolar meaning she could well prove to be a hit on Suicide squad.

On to Deadpool 295

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cuntd you think will conk out next.No duplicates .It is first come first served and you can alqways be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Deaths are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted the demise of BBC Newsreader and foreign correspondent George Alagiah who died today aged 67 following a 9 year battle with bowel cancer.

On to Dead Pool 294

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.No duplicates allowed.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

NEW YORK, NY – AUGUST 03: Music legend Tony Bennett arrives for his 90th birthday celebration at the at The Rainbow Room on August 3, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for RPM)

Congratulations Sir Limpy Stoke who has won Dead Pool 292 by picking legendary crooner Tony Bennett who died today aged 96.On to Dead Pool 293.

Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on chrono1logy of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

#Please only put your nominations on this thread not the previous one#