Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 344 by picking the French far-right President of the National Front between 1972 and 2011 Jean Marie Le Pen who has died today aged 96.Le Pen served as a Member of the European Parliament a Member of the National Assembly.He came a distant second in the General Election of 2002 and was appointed honoury President of The National Front in 2011 upon his retirement, until 4 years later when he was expelled from the Party by his daughter and current party leader Marine Le Pen.He was also the Grandfather of Marion Marachel an MEP and well known figure in right wing French Politics.

On to Dead Pool 345

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to 20 Thousand Cunts Under The Sea who has won Deadpool 343 by picking Wayne Osmond the fourth oldest Osmond brother and second oldest brother in the band “The Osmonds” who has died aged 73.The Mormon family from Utah where massive in the 1970`s pop music scene.He retired in 2009 and is survived by his wife and 5 children.He has previosly surved a brain tumour diagnosois in 1997 and a stroke in 2012.

On to Dead Pool 344

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Medieval Ceiling Cat who has won Dead Pool 342 by picking Sounds of the 70s Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker who has died today aged 79 from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.He retired in October after a 58 year long career which started off at Radio Caroline and then moved to Radio before finally moving to Radio 2.He is survived by his second wife Tiggy and 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 343

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to The Cunt With No Name who has gone and won Dead Pool 341 by picking Peanut farmer and former 39th President of the USA Jimmy Carter who died this afternoon at his home in Plains Georgia surrounded by his family aged 100 years old after 22 months in hospice care.Carter was President from 1977 to 1981 coming in after the Watergate scandal however he was voted out in a landslide by challenger Ronald Reagan in the 18980 election.Carter was more admired for his post presidency than during his presidency starting up habitat for humanity and winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.Carter is survived by his 4 children and numerous grandchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his wife of 77 Rosalyn who died 13 months ago following 77 years of marriage and also by his three siblings who despite all being younger than him with all 3 failing to even make it to 65 with his last sister dying almost 25 years ago.He also outlived his 28 year old grandson Jeremy who died in 2015 aged just 28.

On to Dead Pool 342

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 340 by picking haulage firm founder Eddie Stobart Sr who has died aged 95.He died on November 25th but counts as per rule 5.Stobart had long stepped down from business operations handing over the reigns to Eddie Stobart Jr who sadly predeceased his father in 2011 aged 56 following a heart attack. The Stobart group was taken over by the Culina Group in 2021 with Stobart Sr`s fourth child William serving as Deputy Chief Executive.

On to Dead Pool 341

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.